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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm guessing her name's Maisie.

Surely there is a maze or two at Romsey Manor?

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    1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Surely there is a maze or two at Romsey Manor?

    If one is not an afficionado of certain ....err arcane pursuits, then yes, Romsey Manor could amaze the  innocent    naive.

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    I wonder...just wonder if Romsey Manor wasn't what they had in mind with Rocky Horror !!

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    8 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm guessing her name's Maisie.

    Great news you already know her.

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    5 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    I wonder...just wonder if Romsey Manor wasn't what they had in mind with Rocky Horror !!

    I am sure in BBO younger days he would run around his house wearing women clothing. 

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    Edited by DemonFrog

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    I am sure in BBO younger days he would run around his house wearing women clothing. 

    rocky_horror_picture_show_movie_image_ti

    Gee, someone has a hidden camera in my house.

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Gee, someone has a hidden camera in my house.

    :huh:

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Gee, someone has a hidden camera in my house.

    Are you the Red Head?

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    On 29 January 2016 at 4:23 PM, Moonshadow said:

    Just read this fascinating article. What a wonderful idea. Shows imagination and a 'can do' attitude.

    No doubt that it will offend those on here who's moral compass is unflinching, so I sincerely apologise in advance.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

    What exactly did you type into Google for this article to pop up?

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    4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    What exactly did you type into Google for this article to pop up?

    Moonie.....is lateral :unsure:

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    4 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    What exactly did you type into Google for this article to pop up?

    In a way, I think the answer to that question could even surprise me!

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    8 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    In a way, I think the answer to that question could even surprise me!

    Butthole always autocorrects to pothole for me.

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    10 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    What exactly did you type into Google for this article to pop up?

    Who said I googled it Ethan? I might just be Wanksy himself.

    (I'm perfectly aware that last sentence will leave me wide open to a multitude of sordid and highly childish responses, mostly from dc and BBO)

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    2 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Who said I googled it Ethan? I might just be Wanksy himself.

    (I'm perfectly aware that last sentence will leave me wide open to a multitude of sordid and highly childish responses, mostly from dc and BBO)

    I will now spend hours trying to get that image out of my mind.

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    This thread makes me feel like that poor [censored] that had the large bird wrapped around his neck.

    I feel myself  that I want to soar with eagles (and prostitutes from the Gat) but I am constantly dragged down to the level of perverts like Redleg who is emeshed in porn and dc and that whispering fellow who is apparently a crooked lawyer.

    FMD - the Lads warned me about this.

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    42 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    This thread makes me feel like that poor [censored] that had the large bird wrapped around his neck.

    I feel myself  that I want to soar with eagles (and prostitutes from the Gat) but I am constantly dragged down to the level of perverts like Redleg who is emeshed in porn and dc and that whispering fellow who is apparently a crooked lawyer.

    FMD - the Lads warned me about this.

    Are you really saying that you take advice from a bunch of alpacas and then ignore it?

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    54 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Are you really saying that you take advice from a bunch of alpacas and then ignore it?

    Hard to believe Beardo isn't it. How a man(?) of BBOs intelligence would ignore the wise counsel of his grass fed flock is anyone's guess.

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    1 minute ago, Moonshadow said:

    Hard to believe Beardo isn't it. How a man(?) of BBOs intelligence would ignore the wise counsel of his grass fed flock is astounding.

    Must have been advised to the contrary by Biffen ... :):lol:

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    20 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Must have been advised to the contrary by Biffen ... :):lol:

    No advice from Biffen Beardo - he has disappeared, apparently from the face of the Earth.

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    Noticed on the latest "Boystown" raffle, one of the possible prizes is a house in Borewood.

    FMD!!!

    But ... you know, if I won it, I'd lower my social status and move in for a while just to pizz dc off.

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    45 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Noticed on the latest "Boystown" raffle, one of the possible prizes is a house in Borewood.

    FMD!!!

    But ... you know, if I won it, I'd lower my social status and move in for a while just to pizz dc off.

    i think the local citizen's militia might have a strong "opinion" on that, bitters, if you were to try 

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