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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

And Serena gets rolled.

She was quite sporting about i thought.

Must admit....slept through half of it lol

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    7 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    She was quite sporting about i thought.

    Must admit....slept through half of it lol

    You must have been watching without sound bb.

    no one could sleep through all that grunting and screaming.

     

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    Now Roughy is out of the Hawks side until mid season due to PCL reco.

    Still, they have fantastic depth and will look at his return as a boost towards their 2016 finals campaign.

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    5 hours ago, old dee said:

    You must have been watching without sound bb.

    no one could sleep through all that grunting and screaming.

     

    Yeah ....sounds down lol

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    5 hours ago, old dee said:

    You must have been watching without sound bb.

    no one could sleep through all that grunting and screaming.

     

    I have pretty much gone off tennis. I used to be quite keen, but once the women became grunters and screamers, the women's game lost all appeal. It used to be that there were much better rallies in the women's game than men's; now it is the reverse.  And since we have canonised Old Man Hewitt (who was the Kyrgios of his day), the cynic in me just turns it off. 

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    2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    I have pretty much gone off tennis. I used to be quite keen, but once the women became grunters and screamers, the women's game lost all appeal. It used to be that there were much better rallies in the women's game than men's; now it is the reverse.  And since we have canonised Old Man Hewitt (who was the Kyrgios of his day), the cynic in me just turns it off. 

    Thebox was on. Others doing stuff left the ogre alone in lounge. Too tired to find remote.

    Not a fan of much other sport really these days.

    Prefer mysteries....reading....or building models

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    46 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    I have pretty much gone off tennis. I used to be quite keen, but once the women became grunters and screamers,

    BBO is right at home with grunters and screamers.

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    11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    BBO is right at home with grunters and screamers.

    doubt he'd take them home, red, more likely a cheap motel

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    3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Thebox was on. Others doing stuff left the ogre alone in lounge. Too tired to find remote.

    Not a fan of much other sport really these days.

    Prefer mysteries....reading....or building models

    Spot on bb. Add in gambling and drug problems and you know a lot of the time you are watching a rigged contest. I have not watched the Olympics for at least a decade. I have not watched the NBL since they deleted my team and I used to be a member.

    ps plenty of Avos in NZ.

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    Bring back some :)

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    BBO is right at home with grunters and screamers.

    Well that certainly wouldn't be an issue for dc Red. The ever present clamour of the oxygen pump cranking away in the background would negate whatever last gaspings of passion caused by dc cranking away in the foreground.

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    Just to change the subject a little, next saturday sees a day of past Melbourne games on Fox Footy. I will have something to say about them a bit later on.

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    The X Files are back on Ten. Talk about conspiracy theories in the AFL.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    The X Files are back on Ten. Talk about conspiracy theories in the AFL.

    I love a good conspiracy theory or two.

    But the old X Files was better left back in 2002.

     

     

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    14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    I love a good conspiracy theory or two.

    But the old X Files was better left back in 2002.

     

     

    Funny, but Mulder and Scully look about 13 years older.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Funny, but Mulder and Scully look about 13 years older.

    Don't we all lol

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    14 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    I love a good conspiracy theory or two.

    But the old X Files was better left back in 2002.

     

     

    We all know why they weren't DF and it starts with M.

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    50 minutes ago, old dee said:

    We all know why they weren't DF and it starts with M.

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    3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

     

    Don't go back to your incessant picture posting Toady. Please.

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Don't go back to your incessant picture posting Toady. Please.

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    2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Don't go back to your incessant picture posting Toady. Please.

    Ignore that, DF. More pictures please!

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    On 2/2/2016 at 7:27 PM, Moonshadow said:

    Don't go back to your incessant picture posting Toady. Please.

    Agreed!!! And if you do Fl o gger, I'll visit WA and purge myself of shitty Margaret River wine in each of your 8 toilets.!!

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    12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Agreed!!! And if you do Fl o gger, I'll visit WA and purge myself of shitty Margaret River wine in each of your 8 toilets.!!

    When you get to Margaret River can you say Hi to my sister for me?

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