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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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17 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Just read this fascinating article. What a wonderful idea. Shows imagination and a 'can do' attitude.

No doubt that it will offend those on here who's moral compass is unflinching, so I sincerely apologise in advance.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

good catch, moonie. i wondered where biffo had disappeared to.

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    26 minutes ago, Choke said:

    HAHAHAHAHA!

    Wanksy!

    Nice find Moony.

    Funny that the council glossed over their culpabilty in not addressing the danger of the potholes only to take the 'high gound' and whining on about 'sensitivities' .I did my shoulder many years back riding into a very similar piece of road negligence. 

    Good onya wanksy

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Just read this fascinating article. What a wonderful idea. Shows imagination and a 'can do' attitude.

    No doubt that it will offend those on here who's moral compass is unflinching, so I sincerely apologise in advance.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

    Stuie doing selfies ?

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Just read this fascinating article. What a wonderful idea. Shows imagination and a 'can do' attitude.

    No doubt that it will offend those on here who's moral compass is unflinching, so I sincerely apologise in advance.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

    I had a moral compass once but someone from Essendon stole the needle.

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    2 minutes ago, Dr John Dee said:

    I had a moral compass once but someone from Essendon stole the needle.

    Wouldn't you require your moral compass to find your astrological way and to assist in alchemy Dr?

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    7 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Just read this fascinating article. What a wonderful idea. Shows imagination and a 'can do' attitude.

    No doubt that it will offend those on here who's moral compass is unflinching, so I sincerely apologise in advance.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11570595/Meet-the-man-using-penises-to-fill-potholes.html

    This criminal should get 10 years of hard labour for this.

    Think of the all the Blue Rinsers who would be horrified at seeing this kind of inappropriate images.

    Plus the Council has no more money to actually fix pot holes.

     

     

     

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    14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Wouldn't you require your moral compass to find your astrological way and to assist in alchemy Dr?

    Well, that may be true in theory, Moonie, but when it comes to earning a quid there's only a certain number of instruments I can keep to hand.

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    8 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    This criminal should get 10 years of hard labour for this.

    Think of the all the Blue Rinsers who would be horrified at seeing this kind of inappropriate images.

    Plus the Council has no more money to actually fix pot holes.

     

     

     

    That's nothing compared to what the blue rinsers who chance into  in the humble hamlet of Borewood are likely to suffer.

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    38 minutes ago, Dr John Dee said:

    Well, that may be true in theory, Moonie, but when it comes to earning a quid there's only a certain number of instruments I can keep to hand.

    Mmm .... as one who has been the  victim   ..err recipient of your tender ministrations Doctor, I just wonder what said "instruments" they may be.

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    2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    And Serena gets rolled.

    She was quite sporting about i thought.

    Must admit....slept through half of it lol

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    7 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    She was quite sporting about i thought.

    Must admit....slept through half of it lol

    You must have been watching without sound bb.

    no one could sleep through all that grunting and screaming.

     

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    Now Roughy is out of the Hawks side until mid season due to PCL reco.

    Still, they have fantastic depth and will look at his return as a boost towards their 2016 finals campaign.

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    5 hours ago, old dee said:

    You must have been watching without sound bb.

    no one could sleep through all that grunting and screaming.

     

    Yeah ....sounds down lol

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    5 hours ago, old dee said:

    You must have been watching without sound bb.

    no one could sleep through all that grunting and screaming.

     

    I have pretty much gone off tennis. I used to be quite keen, but once the women became grunters and screamers, the women's game lost all appeal. It used to be that there were much better rallies in the women's game than men's; now it is the reverse.  And since we have canonised Old Man Hewitt (who was the Kyrgios of his day), the cynic in me just turns it off. 

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    2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    I have pretty much gone off tennis. I used to be quite keen, but once the women became grunters and screamers, the women's game lost all appeal. It used to be that there were much better rallies in the women's game than men's; now it is the reverse.  And since we have canonised Old Man Hewitt (who was the Kyrgios of his day), the cynic in me just turns it off. 

    Thebox was on. Others doing stuff left the ogre alone in lounge. Too tired to find remote.

    Not a fan of much other sport really these days.

    Prefer mysteries....reading....or building models

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    46 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    I have pretty much gone off tennis. I used to be quite keen, but once the women became grunters and screamers,

    BBO is right at home with grunters and screamers.

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    11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    BBO is right at home with grunters and screamers.

    doubt he'd take them home, red, more likely a cheap motel

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    3 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Thebox was on. Others doing stuff left the ogre alone in lounge. Too tired to find remote.

    Not a fan of much other sport really these days.

    Prefer mysteries....reading....or building models

    Spot on bb. Add in gambling and drug problems and you know a lot of the time you are watching a rigged contest. I have not watched the Olympics for at least a decade. I have not watched the NBL since they deleted my team and I used to be a member.

    ps plenty of Avos in NZ.

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    Bring back some :)

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    4 hours ago, Redleg said:

    BBO is right at home with grunters and screamers.

    Well that certainly wouldn't be an issue for dc Red. The ever present clamour of the oxygen pump cranking away in the background would negate whatever last gaspings of passion caused by dc cranking away in the foreground.

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    Just to change the subject a little, next saturday sees a day of past Melbourne games on Fox Footy. I will have something to say about them a bit later on.

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    The X Files are back on Ten. Talk about conspiracy theories in the AFL.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    The X Files are back on Ten. Talk about conspiracy theories in the AFL.

    I love a good conspiracy theory or two.

    But the old X Files was better left back in 2002.

     

     

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