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i scanned the horizon to the north west this morning and i'll swear i saw a light shining brightly

it had to be od's new pearly white chompers

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24 & 16 & 27

Yes the bumper edition has arrived with countdown to the ND, WADA hearing and the PSD/Rookie Draft.

More fun than a Carlton thrashing.

Edited by Redleg

 

Can one of you giffers please pm me instructions on how to post them please.

oh, probably should add something to the thread.

bananas...............

24 & 16 & 3

Yes the bumper edition has arrived with countdown to the ND, WADA hearing and the PSD/Rookie Draft.

More fun than a Carlton thrashing.

Now it is a three-course meal, then RL?


Can one of you giffers please pm me instructions on how to post them please.

oh, probably should add something to the thread.

bananas...............

find the gif (or image eg jpg)

copy the address

in post click on "image" icon (the square one half way across with greenish blue square interior)

enter the copied address, press enter

voila

find the gif (or image eg jpg)

copy the address

in post click on "image" icon (the square one half way across with greenish blue square interior)

enter the copied address, press enter

voila

If only tax returns were that easy....

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If only tax returns were that easy....

They are if you have no income.

 

They are if you have no income.

or your money in the bahamas

(wonder if they grow bananas in bahamas)

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Bill Guest a long time Demon fan, just got his horse into the Cup, winning the Lexus and surviving a protest I thought he should have lost.


or your money in the bahamas

(wonder if they grow bananas in bahamas)

But can you get Bananas in Pyjamas in the Bahamas?

find the gif (or image eg jpg)

copy the address

in post click on "image" icon (the square one half way across with greenish blue square interior)

enter the copied address, press enter

voila

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Halloween! The only time you can hand out lollies to children without being treated suspiciously.

Everyday is like Halloween to you uncle bitter.

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3 - 1 = 26?

no wonder i could never be a lawyer

Little error, as Rookie draft 3 days after ND and I put 3 instead of 3 more.
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No doubt arithmetical errors are common when writing out the bill however!

Only if in the author's favour.

Apart from the Gee Gees, I am really bored.

When does pre season training start?


Apart from the Gee Gees, I am really bored.

When does pre season training start?

get our resident countdown master to add it to his countdown list

get our resident countdown master to add it to his countdown list

We'll need about another 3 menus for that ...

i'm feeling quite countdown deprived today

if the master is ill maybe the grasshopper can step into the breech

 

i'm feeling quite countdown deprived today

if the master is ill maybe the grasshopper can step into the breech

There is no credible excuse for missing a day dc.

A Master would find a way!

Apart from the Gee Gees, I am really bored.

When does pre season training start?

If my memory serves me correctly BR it is Monday 9th November.

However I will not be held responsible for giving you the wrong date

By the way the MFC has a draft countdown as well.

They must be as bored as you Barney


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