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I like mine fairly ripe Bbo.

With most fruit yes I know they are not fruit if they are picked ripe they taste much better.

Apricots bought in a shop are terrible because they are picked green.

Straight off my tree they are wonderful.

Your apricots would have a fair few wrinkles in them wouldn't they OD?

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    I like mine fairly ripe Bbo.

    With most fruit yes I know they are not fruit if they are picked ripe they taste much better.

    Apricots bought in a shop are terrible because they are picked green.

    Straight off my tree they are wonderful.

    I hear you have a lovely bunch of coconuts as well od.

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    Correct Earl. Woolen (in my day) demons jumpers, on a wet day it was like a heavy coat

    Poor Kitten.

    Did they give you a nice warm mug of Harden TFU after the game?

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    Poor Kitten.

    Did they give you a nice warm mug of Harden TFU after the game?

    moonie was the guy who brought the lemons for the visiting side and oranges for the home side

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    I like mine fairly ripe Bbo.

    With most fruit yes I know they are not fruit if they are picked ripe they taste much better.

    Apricots bought in a shop are terrible because they are picked green.

    Straight off my tree they are wonderful.

    Off your tree, OD? I think there are a few other apricots around here then ... :)

    BTW you are absolutely right about getting them straight off the tree. A ripe white peach on a warm day is something special.

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    aahh Biff! There is no competition you are the cleverest writer on this site.

    FMD That is a gem

    Not at all,

    that was a long hop...

    I just beat ENyaw to it.

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    Poor Kitten.

    Did they give you a nice warm mug of Harden TFU after the game?

    Plenty of young ladies to harden me up in the social club after the game Biff

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    I'll let you gents have your lads' discussion and check bsck in later. See ya.

    Don't worry about Moon.

    He would need a crane these days.

    He is probably over stretching it.

    As per.

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    Don't worry about Moon.

    He would need a crane these days.

    He is probably over stretching it.

    As per.

    interesting

    just what drugs did you give him at the football, biffo?

    hope it wasn't those orange army surplus ones

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    I'll let you gents have your lads' discussion and check bsck in later. See ya.

    Smart move Mable. There are some real dic k heads on this site and you are wise ( and a woman of discernment ) to avoid them.

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    "You're (wet) dreamin Moon"

    Jealousy will be the death of you Uncle Bitter. That or or the pickled liver.

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    Smart move Mable. There are some real dic k heads on this site and you are wise ( and a woman of discernment ) to avoid them.

    Forever playing "the Gentleman from Romsey" BBO when there is a lady around but I think Maple may have worked you out some time ago!

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    Forever playing "the Gentleman from Romsey" BBO when there is a lady around but I think Maple may have worked you out some time ago!

    I will always be "the gentleman from Romsey" - such things are a birthright after all all. However, you are correct, It seems that the ladies have worked me out. Classy dames such as Mable ignore me and Biff's slags demand inordinate amounts of money for displays of affection.

    The "lads" do remain reliable.

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    I will always be "the gentleman from Romsey" - such things are a birthright after all all. However, you are correct, It seems that the ladies have worked me out. Classy dames such as Mable ignore me and Biff's slags demand inordinate amounts of money for displays of affection.

    The "lads" do remain reliable.

    I read about your beastiality in the paper the other day Uncle Bitter. I bet the lads are very nervous when they spot you in the paddocks wearing nothing more than gumboots.

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    I read about your beastiality in the paper the other day Uncle Bitter. I bet the lads are very nervous when they spot you in the paddocks wearing nothing more than gumboots.

    Silly mistake Moon! That's Jizza you're talking about! Gumboots, cow shite and terrified heifers!

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    Silly mistake Moon! That's Jizza you're talking about! Gumboots, cow shite and terrified heifers!

    Maybe you and he are the same person.......

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    Maybe you and he are the same person.......

    That case concerned some horses who were asking for it I understand Moons, no mention of alpacas or cows in the case for the prosecution as I read it.

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    That case concerned some horses who were asking for it I understand Moons, no mention of alpacas or cows in the case for the prosecution as I read it.

    That's the only species that charges would stick to, as it were, Earl. I've heard BBO claim proudly that variety is the spice of life. Of course, I didn't quite know he was referring to the lads, but hindsight is a valuable thing

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    If I have pictured the geometry correctly, and without personal experience, I understand hindsight is the only sight if you're talking about being friendly with a lad alpaca.

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    Maple can we get back to kiwi berries or Let's talk bananas Deefrog, anything but this animal talk?

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    If I have pictured the geometry correctly, and without personal experience, I understand hindsight is the only sight if you're talking about being friendly with a lad alpaca.

    Yeah, sure you have no personal experience bjDee. You picture BBO perfectly. It's a horrific sight, I would imagine.

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