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Spicks and Specks? Best thing on TV! Even after many repeats.

And abou the last flag, perhaps you were only 19 ...

What sitting in a Redgum tree?

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What sitting in a Redgum tree?

Like the Kookaburra? But not like Men at Work ...

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Like the Kookaburra? But not like Men at Work ...

No, Only 19 by Redgum.

I was thinking of our next injury "who can it be now"?

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No, Only 19 by Redgum.

I was thinking of our next injury "who can it be now"?

Only 19 was like our bench last week. As for injuries, twist and shout ...

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what! who's 19 and playing today.....oh no....don't "let it be"

That would be a long and winding road ....
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Help!

What is the problem? Do you live in a yellow submarine?

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we all live in a yellow submarine.......didn't you know

That explains the weird visitors at my porthole. Is that a walrus? No, I am the walrus!

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That explains the weird visitors at my porthole. Is that a walrus? No, I am the walrus!

i think you've been playing with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds a bit too much

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i think you've been playing with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds a bit too much

But somebody told me that they'd be in these Strawberry Fields forever ...

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But somebody told me that they'd be in these Strawberry Fields forever ...

i think you've had a hard days night.....and it not even 6pm!

tip: don't watch vfl games on telly

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i think you've had a hard days night.....and it not even 6pm!

tip: don't watch vfl games on telly

Why? Does it make you feel like you have been working like a dog?


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Maybe he decided to go and visit the new Princess?

Doubt it Mable - there are any number of princesses her on Dland. For example,Jizza is a bit of a princess (albeit in a cowshite gown).

I was going to extend the joke to queens but ...... nah .. I'll leave it go.

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What' s happened to Old Dee guys?

Good question.

Think he lost interest in the AFL.

Like many others.

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Speaking of Princesses - right on cue!

Don't be so hard on yourself BBO.

As there is a reason you wear so much makeup.

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Why? Does it make you feel like you have been working like a dog?

Somebody told me there would be days like this.

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Somebody told me there would be days like this.

Strange days, indeed. Most peculiar mumma ... :lol:

Hey Jazz, don't take it bad ... :blink::blink::blink:

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DC having his favourite day of the year with many I bet.

Bitters busy showering the women of Romsey with carnations.

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