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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Spicks and Specks? Best thing on TV! Even after many repeats.

And abou the last flag, perhaps you were only 19 ...

What sitting in a Redgum tree?

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    What sitting in a Redgum tree?

    Like the Kookaburra? But not like Men at Work ...
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    Like the Kookaburra? But not like Men at Work ...

    No, Only 19 by Redgum.

    I was thinking of our next injury "who can it be now"?

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    No, Only 19 by Redgum.

    I was thinking of our next injury "who can it be now"?

    Only 19 was like our bench last week. As for injuries, twist and shout ...
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    what! who's 19 and playing today.....oh no....don't "let it be"

    That would be a long and winding road ....
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    Help!

    What is the problem? Do you live in a yellow submarine?

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    What is the problem? Do you live in a yellow submarine?

    we all live in a yellow submarine.......didn't you know

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    we all live in a yellow submarine.......didn't you know

    That explains the weird visitors at my porthole. Is that a walrus? No, I am the walrus!

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    That explains the weird visitors at my porthole. Is that a walrus? No, I am the walrus!

    i think you've been playing with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds a bit too much

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    i think you've been playing with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds a bit too much

    But somebody told me that they'd be in these Strawberry Fields forever ...

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    But somebody told me that they'd be in these Strawberry Fields forever ...

    i think you've had a hard days night.....and it not even 6pm!

    tip: don't watch vfl games on telly

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    i think you've had a hard days night.....and it not even 6pm!

    tip: don't watch vfl games on telly

    Why? Does it make you feel like you have been working like a dog?

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    Why? Does it make you feel like you have been working like a dog?

    think i'll cry instead

    off to the footy.....GO DEES

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    What' s happened to Old Dee guys?

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    Maybe he decided to go and visit the new Princess?

    Doubt it Mable - there are any number of princesses her on Dland. For example,Jizza is a bit of a princess (albeit in a cowshite gown).

    I was going to extend the joke to queens but ...... nah .. I'll leave it go.

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    What' s happened to Old Dee guys?

    Good question.

    Think he lost interest in the AFL.

    Like many others.

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    Speaking of Princesses - right on cue!

    Don't be so hard on yourself BBO.

    As there is a reason you wear so much makeup.

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    Why? Does it make you feel like you have been working like a dog?

    Somebody told me there would be days like this.

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    Somebody told me there would be days like this.

    Strange days, indeed. Most peculiar mumma ... :lol:

    Hey Jazz, don't take it bad ... :blink::blink::blink:

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    DC having his favourite day of the year with many I bet.

    Bitters busy showering the women of Romsey with carnations.

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