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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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Spicks and Specks? Best thing on TV! Even after many repeats.

And abou the last flag, perhaps you were only 19 ...

What sitting in a Redgum tree?

 

What sitting in a Redgum tree?

Like the Kookaburra? But not like Men at Work ...
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Like the Kookaburra? But not like Men at Work ...

No, Only 19 by Redgum.

I was thinking of our next injury "who can it be now"?

 

No, Only 19 by Redgum.

I was thinking of our next injury "who can it be now"?

Only 19 was like our bench last week. As for injuries, twist and shout ...

what! who's 19 and playing today.....oh no....don't "let it be"

That would be a long and winding road ....

Help!

What is the problem? Do you live in a yellow submarine?

 

What is the problem? Do you live in a yellow submarine?

we all live in a yellow submarine.......didn't you know

we all live in a yellow submarine.......didn't you know

That explains the weird visitors at my porthole. Is that a walrus? No, I am the walrus!


That explains the weird visitors at my porthole. Is that a walrus? No, I am the walrus!

i think you've been playing with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds a bit too much

i think you've been playing with Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds a bit too much

But somebody told me that they'd be in these Strawberry Fields forever ...

But somebody told me that they'd be in these Strawberry Fields forever ...

i think you've had a hard days night.....and it not even 6pm!

tip: don't watch vfl games on telly

i think you've had a hard days night.....and it not even 6pm!

tip: don't watch vfl games on telly

Why? Does it make you feel like you have been working like a dog?

Why? Does it make you feel like you have been working like a dog?

think i'll cry instead

off to the footy.....GO DEES


What' s happened to Old Dee guys?

Maybe he decided to go and visit the new Princess?

Doubt it Mable - there are any number of princesses her on Dland. For example,Jizza is a bit of a princess (albeit in a cowshite gown).

I was going to extend the joke to queens but ...... nah .. I'll leave it go.

What' s happened to Old Dee guys?

Good question.

Think he lost interest in the AFL.

Like many others.


Speaking of Princesses - right on cue!

Don't be so hard on yourself BBO.

As there is a reason you wear so much makeup.

Why? Does it make you feel like you have been working like a dog?

Somebody told me there would be days like this.

 

Somebody told me there would be days like this.

Strange days, indeed. Most peculiar mumma ... :lol:

Hey Jazz, don't take it bad ... :blink::blink::blink:

DC having his favourite day of the year with many I bet.

Bitters busy showering the women of Romsey with carnations.


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