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Non smoking does bring blood back to certain area's.

Od,should give up and see if it helps his momentum.

Still going I see Jizz.

Now here is something to reflect on. At the end of this month, I'm back on the pizz and will be enjoying slurping it down more than ever.

You on the other hand have to give up those smooth relaxing ciggies for ever. Just think Jizz , that beautiful post breakfast smoke with the cuppa - gone for ever.

Go on Jizz have a final one. You want to. Go on, one wont hurt.

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Get any (rain) in Borewood daise? Maybe wash some of the beige away?

yes bbo, we let the rain wash all the beige down the hill and into camberwell where it belongs

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Banana Alert

Tropical Cyclone Lam is rapidly approaching Nth Qld .

Things are looking grim.

Pat has nothing on this I suggest a trip to the supermarket this morning to build up supplies before the price sky Rockets.

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Still going I see Jizz.

Now here is something to reflect on. At the end of this month, I'm back on the pizz and will be enjoying slurping it down more than ever.

You on the other hand have to give up those smooth relaxing ciggies for ever. Just think Jizz , that beautiful post breakfast smoke with the cuppa - gone for ever.

Go on Jizz have a final one. You want to. Go on, one wont hurt.

Yeah,you might win.

This grog tastes horrible.

Good luck in your endeavour to trim down some unwanted pounds and finally see bits of the anatomy that have remained unsighted for many a year.

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Banana Alert

Tropical Cyclone Lam is rapidly approaching Nth Qld .

Things are looking grim.

Pat has nothing on this I suggest a trip to the supermarket this morning to build up supplies before the price sky Rockets.

Haven't posted this on here, as with the Petracca news I don't want to destroy any more possible joy, but lately my banana smoothies have been crap.

I suppose I shouldn't be having them on Paleo anyway.

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Haven't posted this on here, as with the Petracca news I don't want to destroy any more possible joy, but lately my banana smoothies have been crap.

I suppose I shouldn't be having them on Paleo anyway.

What have you changed Mr. Leg?


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s'pose you wouldn't be wanting to switch to berry shakes, red, even though they are very paleo

I have enough sh-t in my life without getting someone else's in my food.

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'Dance like nobody's puking at the sight

Sing like you can't hear the dogs howling at you

Laugh like you just saw a cream pie thrown in Christopher Pine's face

Love like you don't care that you'll lose 50% of your assets in the end'

I'm using your quote on a tasteful tattoo.

Hope you don't mind.

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Still going I see Jizz.

Now here is something to reflect on. At the end of this month, I'm back on the pizz and will be enjoying slurping it down more than ever.

You on the other hand have to give up those smooth relaxing ciggies for ever. Just think Jizz , that beautiful post breakfast smoke with the cuppa - gone for ever.

Go on Jizz have a final one. You want to. Go on, one wont hurt.

We should send him a carton.

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Biff will pay using your credit card details he pilfered a while back.

No I stopped that card. But I least did Biffen a good turn, he used it for a number of medical appointments. Specialists in "relaxation" and there were some Asian associations - herbalists I think.

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No I stopped that card. But I least did Biffen a good turn, he used it for a number of medical appointments. Specialists in "relaxation" and there were some Asian associations - herbalists I think.

I'm not into that oriental practice whereby they stick multiples prix into you if that is what you are inferring.


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Your denial seems a little limp - on the face of it anyway.

Not all stories have a happy ending.

Posted

You couldn't help yourself - just had to slip that one in.

I admit it was a bit under the belt.

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Just heard the best singer I have ever heard. Lisa Fischer, an American back up singer, who has been lead female vocal on every Rolling Stones tour since 1988. She had a brief solo career in the early 90's and won the grammy in 1991 for her single How to Ease the Pain.

She can be seen in the Oscar winning documentary on Foxtel, channel Studio, "20 Feet from Stardom."

What a voice, a gift from God.

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