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Jazza/Red how are the boys looking on the training track?

My feeling is there will be improvement in 2015 but not too much.

Although I hope I am wrong as OD needs that premiership.

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Jazza/Red how are the boys looking on the training track?

My feeling is there will be improvement in 2015 but not too much.

Although I hope I am wrong as OD needs that premiership.

Still think 8th not out of question.

OD,is a major problem seeing the next flag.

Although his secret trip to mexico for a full transplant of all internal organs went quite well.

Blood transfusions from 16 yo virgins may even get him to live into the 2020 period.

Not bad for a bloke who was born in 1848.

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Jazza/Red how are the boys looking on the training track?

My feeling is there will be improvement in 2015 but not too much.

Although I hope I am wrong as OD needs that premiership.

I went last week and they looked in pretty good shape except of course Trenners and Watts nursing a groin.

Hogan won 3 x 1k runs and looks just awesome. I have a man crush on him.

Billy Stretch is slight and was also on a modified day.

Petracca and Brayshw look ready to go with the mature recruits like HT, Garlett, Frost and Newton.

They worked hard and the vibe was good with a lot of encouragement being given by players to team mates. I really believe there is a change in culture with most players from the losing culture having left.

I am optimistic of a good year of improvement depending of course on injuries.

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I would love to see what Hogan can do in 2015.

I am a bit worried people are putting to much pressure on him to be a super star from his first AFL game.

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I would love to see what Hogan can do in 2015.

I am a bit worried people are putting to much pressure on him to be a super star from his first AFL game.

Given our recent history I don't think people are expecting him to be a superstar from his first game. I am sure they would wait until his second game.

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That is weird sh ite dc!!

You doing drugs instead of bluerinsers?

I assumed he meant Ed Zachary!

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Then again it may be just my usual sadness and despair that this time of year brings to me. I am sure dc is currently enjoying the company of a bluerinser and will have his choice of them tomorrow . For myself , even my family has abandoned me and I am destined to spend Christmas with the lads. They mean well but I cannot take them anywhere.

Even friendless Biffen has his slags for comfort. But what of me? It is a cruel world.

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Then again it may be just my usual sadness and despair that this time of year brings to me. I am sure dc is currently enjoying the company of a bluerinser and will have his choice of them tomorrow . For myself , even my family has abandoned me and I am destined to spend Christmas with the lads. They mean well but I cannot take them anywhere.

Even friendless Biffen has his slags for comfort. But what of me? It is a cruel world.

You appear to be crying out for help BBO, I suggest you spend some time with the good book, don't bother asking me which chapter or verse, just pick the bloody thing up and read from it, preferably in a sober state....
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You appear to be crying out for help BBO, I suggest you spend some time with the good book, don't bother asking me which chapter or verse, just pick the bloody thing up and read from it, preferably in a sober state....

Which, in particular, of the Marquis' works do you call "the good book" HL? I find them all both a comfort and inspiration.

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You appear to be crying out for help BBO, I suggest you spend some time with the good book, don't bother asking me which chapter or verse, just pick the bloody thing up and read from it, preferably in a sober state....

Dad used to smoke something like hemlock in the old days.

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Only came on here this morning to entertain the lonely fools like DC,BBO and find out if the cops have found Biffo.

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Compliments of the silly season.

Just flicking through the last 600 pages here and wondering if the silly season ever had an end or a beginning.

Jazza ,if you are going fishing, try having a shower as fish can smell the Bullsh!t from miles away.

I am off to start some bush fires in Beech Forest with some CFA volunteer mates. We are going to be heroes if we can put it out.

Nothing of any cultural significance there anyway.

The land needs clearing.

Col b- we missed that beer at the Bristol- she is all over as of last week.

BBO. You have brought this Xmas solitude on yourself.Hope you enjoy reading the religious teaching of the Marquis. It is a tome written for the captive,solitary reader .

Ethan - you are my fave gen y poster- keep up the [censored] taking.

Red,WJ,OD. All the best gents and hope you are enjoying the festivities with your progeny.

DC.Please give your urges a well earned rest today.It is a family time after all.

The only stuffing should be in the Turkey.

Frog. A picture paints a thousand words but if you could learn to write it would be a gift to us all.

Hemlock. Your attempts to help the lost souls on here are admirable ,but ultimately futile.Carry on regardless.

BJDEE.May you receive one today.

Red and Bluebeard.Lay off the sauce mate.

Earl. Stay safe and keep away from the Velvet Undergrads in Smith st today.There is a bad batch in town.

Moonie - I hope you are over the trauma BBO has caused us all.

Anyone else I forgot, see you at the Gat for a party tonigh.Top floor,up the back.

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Compliments of the silly season.

Just flicking through the last 600 pages here and wondering if the silly season ever had an end or a beginning.

Jazza ,if you are going fishing, try having a shower as fish can smell the Bullsh!t from miles away.

I am off to start some bush fires in Beech Forest with some CFA volunteer mates. We are going to be heroes if we can put it out.

Nothing of any cultural significance there anyway.

The land needs clearing.

Col b- we missed that beer at the Bristol- she is all over as of last week.

BBO. You have brought this Xmas solitude on yourself.Hope you enjoy reading the religious teaching of the Marquis. It is a tome written for the captive,solitary reader .

Ethan - you are my fave gen y poster- keep up the [censored] taking.

Red,WJ,OD. All the best gents and hope you are enjoying the festivities with your progeny.

DC.Please give your urges a well earned rest today.It is a family time after all.

The only stuffing should be in the Turkey.

Frog. A picture paints a thousand words but if you could learn to write it would be a gift to us all.

Hemlock. Your attempts to help the lost souls on here are admirable ,but ultimately futile.Carry on regardless.

BJDEE.May you receive one today.

Red and Bluebeard.Lay off the sauce mate.

Earl. Stay safe and keep away from the Velvet Undergrads in Smith st today.There is a bad batch in town.

Moonie - I hope you are over the trauma BBO has caused us all.

Anyone else I forgot, see you at the Gat for a party tonigh.Top floor,up the back.

Thanks Biff, hope you have a great day.

PS you never know that the new year will bring.

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Rain,glorious rain.

Helps put out biff fires,but really really needed.

Even stood in it for a minute or 2,rain glorious rain.

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Rain,glorious rain.

Helps put out biff fires,but really really needed.

Even stood in it for a minute or 2,rain glorious rain.

Typical bloody cocky! Always thinking about yourself! What about important matters - such as the impact of rain on the Boxing Day Test?

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