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At least we've always known that when Joe Cocker leaves this mortal coil, it would be straight out of the bathroom window.

[cue: picture of a bathroom window from the frog]

No WJ, Toady has seen the error of his ways and will now restrict his use of images.

Love has lifted him up where he belongs.

 

One wont hurt.

Go on.....

Have one.

Ha Ha Ha !

The true spirit of Christmas ! You are a shining light Biff.

BTW. I was never a great Joe Cocker fan but unless my memory is totally burnt didn't Joe have an ...ahhh .. medication malfunction and fluffed a concert at the Palais. Early 80's?

Ha Ha Ha !

The true spirit of Christmas ! You are a shining light Biff.

BTW. I was never a great Joe Cocker fan but unless my memory is totally burnt didn't Joe have an ...ahhh .. medication malfunction and fluffed a concert at the Palais. Early 80's?

There's a great B&W photo of Joe Cocker being dragged barefoot and topless out of an expensive hotel by a couple of cops after a drug bust in Australia, they found a sckeric of dope on him. In true nanny state fashion, the media were tipped of before to make an example of Cocker.

 

Ha Ha Ha !

The true spirit of Christmas ! You are a shining light Biff.

BTW. I was never a great Joe Cocker fan but unless my memory is totally burnt didn't Joe have an ...ahhh .. medication malfunction and fluffed a concert at the Palais. Early 80's?

you mean "tired and emotional" or "did a willesee"

Ha Ha Ha !

The true spirit of Christmas ! You are a shining light Biff.

BTW. I was never a great Joe Cocker fan but unless my memory is totally burnt didn't Joe have an ...ahhh .. medication malfunction and fluffed a concert at the Palais. Early 80's?

Pick any concert between 1970 and 1990 Bbo and your comment is probably true.

The most astounding thing about Joe to me is that he lived to 70 and then died of Lung Cancer.

I am amazed his liver did not give out at 35.


Pick any concert between 1970 and 1990 Bbo and your comment is probably true.

The most astounding thing about Joe to me is that he lived to 70 and then died of Lung Cancer.

I am amazed his liver did not give out at 35.

Livers are very resilient creatures OD. My doctor regularly sends off samples of my high octane blood for liver function tests. She is always astounded by the (healthy) results ................... and so am I TBH!

Ha Ha Ha !

The true spirit of Christmas ! You are a shining light Biff.

BTW. I was never a great Joe Cocker fan but unless my memory is totally burnt didn't Joe have an ...ahhh .. medication malfunction and fluffed a concert at the Palais. Early 80's?

Smoked more mull listening to Joe than most so called rock stars.

Thought he did the job well when the mood presented.

Now locked away in secure farmhouse eating biscuits and other rubbish OD.

Christ its a horrible choice between getting fat or smoking.

Hope and think the right road was taken,but where is this need coming from?

Smoked more mull listening to Joe than most so called rock stars.

Thought he did the job well when the mood presented.

Now locked away in secure farmhouse eating biscuits and other rubbish OD.

Christ its a horrible choice between getting fat or smoking.

Hope and think the right road was taken,but where is this need coming from?

Come on Jizza man up and snap out of it. Drink some booze, watch some porn and abuse some fellow Dland posters.

 

Come on Jizza man up and snap out of it. Drink some booze, watch some porn and abuse some fellow Dland posters.

Bit out of character for me,But i will try.

Maybe you could get as list of posters started for me.


Biffen. Moony and Lothario usually deserve some stick.

Jazzas insults are too cryptic.

I don't speak(fat) hick.

He should get back on the weed and just chill.

By the way.

The Russians are coming!!!

I'm not sue if they have cialis,payday loans or what but they are here amongst us.

Not under the bed as I at first supposed.

Ha Ha Ha !

The true spirit of Christmas ! You are a shining light Biff.

BTW. I was never a great Joe Cocker fan but unless my memory is totally burnt didn't Joe have an ...ahhh .. medication malfunction and fluffed a concert at the Palais. Early 80's?

I definitely remember Joe Cocker having to cancel a show (during my exams!!!) in the mid-70s because a lot of things went wrong. They then rescheduled the show to start at midnight after he had already done a show earlier that night, which was a spectacular success.

And I'm pretty certain it worked so well that a few other bands did the same when they ran out of dates for an extra show. I remember trying to find my way home at 2.30am from Festival Hall after an awesome midnight show by, of all people, the Eagles (probably because it was their first tour after Joe Walsh joined) in about 1975, not long after Cocker did it.

In those days a Joe show could be sublime, or it could be a mess. He was never "so-so".

There you go Jizza. Biffen has made a preemptive strike. Now you can abuse him and make yourself feel better with a clear conscience!! That's the miracle of Christmas.

mmmmmm

Biffster=sharp as a bowling ball=no challenge

Moony=sharp as a 2 dollar hooker=zero challenge

Lothario=probably down at the rsl sniffing out minge=too busy for my chit stirring.

If i could just find a schoolteacher to abuse???????????????????????

Thanks anyway,feel better already,durrie urge has gone.

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Hit a plateau at 3.5kg's lost.

Start again in the New Year --- very few people lose weight over Christmas for some reason. Can't for the life of me work out why, though ... :)

Bad time of the year for me.

Really starting to pine for a durrie right now.

About 187 days and counting.

But brother please spare me a ciggie.

Stay off those cancer sticks. That way lies the road to the Gat, and a close encounter with Biff. Enough said! :):)

Stay off those cancer sticks. That way lies the road to the Gat, and a close encounter with Biff. Enough said! :):)

Thought provoking,the meeting with biff.

Wonder if you would count your fingers after the shaking of hands.

Can see the biffa now,ciggie behind each ear and packet of B@H up the Tshirt sleeve.

Also think he would go around the tables emptying slops into his glass.

That might explain the hep a,b,c and the black teeth.

Biffen. Moony and Lothario usually deserve some stick.

Plenty of sticks where the hick lives. Ironically, or maybe logically, Jazzy O's outpost becomes increasingly remote every year as more and more humans move away from him in disgust.

Thought provoking,the meeting with biff.

Wonder if you would count your fingers after the shaking of hands.

Can see the biffa now,ciggie behind each ear and packet of B@H up the Tshirt sleeve.

Also think he would go around the tables emptying slops into his glass.

That might explain the hep a,b,c and the black teeth.

Very cruel summation Jazza.

My teeth are more of a dark orange.

You also overestimate my wealth.

Kerry Packer was the last Australian to be able to afford packets of smokes.

I have been relegated to the rollies for years.

Smooth,mellow, manly,beautiful smokes.


Smooth,mellow, manly,beautiful smokes.

Sounds to me like you are luring Jazzy O around to the darts again Biff. You should be in advertising.

Plenty of sticks where the hick lives. Ironically, or maybe logically, Jazzy O's outpost becomes increasingly remote every year as more and more humans move away from him in disgust.

Not a good fisherman,Better bait needed.

 

Not a good fisherman,Better bait needed.

Didn't get past grade two, hey? BBO will be able to correct your grammar. 2/10.

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Carlton are trying really hard to bump up their membership numbers, with lots of publicity about how good they are going ATM. Daisy and Kreuzer are being pumped up by MM, who is adopting a new, ultra media friendly personality.

It is sickening.


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