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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Budget cuts at Biff's Fine Eatery.

Was thinking more like his pharmacutical factory.

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    Was thinking more like his pharmacutical factory.

    Is it true that Biff has married Vyvyan's sister and they are now on their honeymoon avoiding the authorities over a few bad business deals?

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    Is it true that Biff has married Vyvyan's sister and they are now on their honeymoon avoiding the authorities over a few bad business deals?

    Marriage is a fine institution floggo , you tax dodging meme freak.

    But not for me.

    BtW My premises are immaculate.it's the customers that are revolting and filthy.

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    Marriage is a fine institution floggo , you tax dodging meme freak.

    But not for me.

    BtW My premises are immaculate.it's the customers that are revolting and filthy.

    Welcome back Biff, we missed you.

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    I love this thread ...lol

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    Here is some of Biff's business associates at work

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    Anyone can have a bad day floggo.

    We can't all exploit the country's mineral wealth like you and your mob.

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    Anyone can have a bad day floggo.

    We can't all exploit the countries mineral wealth like you and your mob.

    Welcome back mate.Good behaviour bond?

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    Liked your effort of posting after midnight the other night Clit. I'm guessing it was a compulsory pizz!

    I did? Must have been sleep-trolling

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    Be careful where you eat

    Looks a bit like my kitchen after I cleaned it up a little!

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    I did? Must have been sleep-trolling

    Looks a bit like my kitchen after I cleaned it up a little!

    I doubt it -- no wine bottles in evidence ... :)

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    I did? Must have been sleep-trolling

    Looks a bit like my kitchen after I cleaned it up a little!

    you have a meth lab in your kitchen?

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    Day off tomorrow. Deciding whether to waste part of it watching MFC training.

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    you have a meth lab in your kitchen?

    The kitchen above (pictured ) is not clean enough for a meth lab.

    Perfectly acceptable in British quisine.

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    Day off tomorrow. Deciding whether to waste part of it watching MFC training.

    Sorry to break the bad news Red, but the MFC has not trained in the past eight years.

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    I did? Must have been sleep-trolling

    Looks a bit like my kitchen after I cleaned it up a little!

    Wongs is off!

    Dinner party at DE instead.

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    Well I missed training. Will look out for those wonderful DL training reports.

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    Well I missed training. Will look out for those wonderful DL training reports.

    Obviously got a better offer or did someone else change your priorities?

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    Obviously got a better offer or did someone else change your priorities?

    He must have gotten a hair washing appointment after all.

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    He must have gotten a hair washing appointment after all.

    I wish I had the need for one.

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    I wish I had the need for one.

    Don't tell me your a life member of the skin heads?

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    Don't tell me your a life member of the skin heads?

    The first time the top of my head got sunburn was Jan 1975 I was riding a motor bike in Bali.

    So long gone now DF

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    The first time the top of my head got sunburn was Jan 1975 I was riding a motor bike in Bali.

    So long gone now DF

    I am slowly joining the Club.

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    Unfortunately just a bit of work to do.

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    Unfortunately just a bit of work to do.

    Yeah right!

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    Wongs could be interesting, as I am going to try the club Paleo diet.

    Is 6PM wednesday suitable for those coming?

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