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All wonderful plastic that keeps me employed jazza

You couldnt have chosen a better craft.

Plastic is now killing the planet at a faster rate than than any other man made thing.

But plastic cups for women is something i hadnt heard of until i read TCOs comment.

Anyway back to bed for me as i watch another movie behind eyelids.

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You couldnt have chosen a better craft.

Plastic is now killing the planet at a faster rate than than any other man made thing.

But plastic cups for women is something i hadnt heard of until i read TCOs comment.

Anyway back to bed for me as i watch another movie behind eyelids.

All this laying around is not good for you Jazza.

You need to keep busy.

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All this laying around is not good for you Jazza.

You need to keep busy.

first holiday in 28 years.enjoying the rest but now bored{literally}and its time to pull a few teats and get the chitters into shed.

what? morphine.......hillbilly heroin - lol

Think the after OP drug was endeem?,but whatever it is It works great.

Was going to get biff to bring around some extra,but couldnt find him or his mate BBO,So im rationing what ive got left.

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first holiday in 28 years.enjoying the rest but now bored{literally}and its time to pull a few teats and get the chitters into shed.

Think the after OP drug was endeem?,but whatever it is It works great.

Was going to get biff to bring around some extra,but couldnt find him or his mate BBO,So im rationing what ive got left.

You enjoy your holiday while the rest of us a working hard to support the country. Wait I have the day off today as well. Oh but I need the break from to recover from yesterdays Draft.

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Think the after OP drug was endeem?,but whatever it is It works great.

Was going to get biff to bring around some extra,but couldnt find him or his mate BBO,So im rationing what ive got left.

That would be Endone, Jazz. Good stuff.

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first holiday in 28 years.enjoying the rest but now bored{literally}and its time to pull a few teats and get the chitters into shed.

Think the after OP drug was endeem?,but whatever it is It works great.

Was going to get biff to bring around some extra,but couldnt find him or his mate BBO,So im rationing what ive got left.

yep, endone - morphine based

keep use to a minimum, some bad stories of side effects

another one is oxycodone - also morhine based

often used in conjunction, one is fast acting and the other slow release

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Same drug DC. Endone is the brand and oxycodone is the active ingredient. Endone brand is immediate release. OxyContin brand of oxycodone is delayed release.

And yes you are right about its source and precautions.

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Same drug DC. Endone is the brand and oxycodone is the active ingredient. Endone brand is immediate release. OxyContin brand of oxycodone is delayed release.

And yes you are right about its source and precautions.

Bloody hospital didnt tell me that.

Dont want to end up like BBO and Biff,im just a farmer and cant afford to live on the street selling drugs for a living.

But these little pills do work,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no pain.

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first holiday in 28 years.enjoying the rest but now bored{literally}and its time to pull a few teats and get the chitters into shed.

Think the after OP drug was endeem?,but whatever it is It works great.

Was going to get biff to bring around some extra,but couldnt find him or his mate BBO,So im rationing what ive got left.

Endone, presumably. Only take it if you need it, as that stuff is really addictive, but it sounds like you have been in contact with the experts anyway ... :):)

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Endone, presumably. Only take it if you need it, as that stuff is really addictive, but it sounds like you have been in contact with the experts anyway ... :):)

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Bloody hospital didnt tell me that.

Dont want to end up like BBO and Biff,im just a farmer and cant afford to live on the street selling drugs for a living.

But these little pills do work,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no pain.

yep, it works great for pain relief

there are many complaints that hospitals/medicos overuse it and fail to adequately disclose/monitor its risks

otoh jazza, if you have any left it is quite valuable on the black market, hence its nickname of hillbilly heroin

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I am in Daylesford for the weekend, happy with our draft picks.

The people here all seem to be Demons fans as I asked the waiter in the restaurant what the beef was and he said Angus. Then they named a building after Petracca, it had a cross on it and they apparently worship the Dees inside. Then down the road there is a restaurant named after Oscar with a big M out front.

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taking a breather tonight bbo

GKs minding

wouldn't seem right anyway, what with jazza on his back in hospital with all those nurses

Yes, I can understand you needing a break from time to time dc. Even Biffen's pharmacopoeia has its limitations.

As to Jizza, those dairy farmers have a pretty easy existence.

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Hey Clit! Sack your golf partner for draft pick tips!

Why? He was 50% right!

As a reward for all of Red's efforts here a few pics

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Last post for tonight. That reminds me of my wife.

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