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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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maybe tuesday the 9th then as not avail dec4

That is ok for me. We await OD and WJ.

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    AFL looking pretty healthy. Saints over $9m in debt and Lions over $10m in debt. More to come, I hope we are ok.

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    That is ok for me. We await OD and WJ.

    Tuesday 9th is fine with me.

    R and B might be able to make it now

    What say you R and B?

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    Tuesday 9th is fine with me.

    R and B might be able to make it now

    What say you R and B?

    Actually, I believe I can make it then. Perhaps my priorities aren't so skewed ... :blink:

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    Recovering from grease and oil change at base hospital{yes hitting ODs favourite spots}.

    Giggling head off as i see these pics,

    At least there is teat,too bad only 2 per cow.

    Can you imagine having to get the footy after kicking over fence.

    Good to see you back, jazza. Keep on keeping off the smokes!

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    Actually, I believe I can make it then. Perhaps my priorities aren't so skewed ... :blink:

    Excellent

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    Actually, I believe I can make it then. Perhaps my priorities aren't so skewed ... :blink:

    Great.

    Thought it would be a good idea to do it after the Rookie draft, as we can then discuss the rookie picks over desert of nana fritters.

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    Great.

    Thought it would be a good idea to do it after the Rookie draft, as we can then discuss the rookie picks over desert of nana fritters.

    Perhaps we should warn them on the possible increase in demand on that night Redleg?

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    Good to see you back, jazza. Keep on keeping off the smokes!

    Yep,still off fags.

    Got tailshaft re-aligned,hurts like buggery and not very nice staying in the OD ward.

    Nurse tells me that being off fags saves a lot of trouble before,during and after surgery.

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    Yep,still off fags.

    Got tailshaft re-aligned,hurts like buggery and not very nice staying in the OD ward.

    Nurse tells me that being off fags saves a lot of trouble before,during and after surgery.

    Sounds like you ran into that male nurse with the big black moustache jazza

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    Great.

    Thought it would be a good idea to do it after the Rookie draft, as we can then discuss the rookie picks over desert of nana fritters.

    So you guys enjoy frying up someone's grandma? Or is that a nanna?

    Anyway, it sounds like it will be ''grab a granny' night at Wongs.

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    So you guys enjoy frying up someone's grandma? Or is that a nanna?

    Anyway, it sounds like it will be ''grab a granny' night at Wongs.

    Be very careful with the age thing bjDee

    the majority of MFC supporters are grand parents or at least old enough.

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    Nothing to do with us preserving the image of you as Clint with a mean look on his face? :)

    Huh? That's me on a good day!

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    Will pass on Wongs. I prefer the anonymity of not knowing what any of you really look like! A big transvetite, a hooded stargazer and the mystery of Biff are the visions i like to keep dear!

    Who you callin' big Clit?

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    Who you callin' big Clit?

    Not calling anyone that!

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    Who you callin' big Clit?

    Not calling anyone that!

    Well ok - I'll put the six shooter away....... for now!!

    Maybe engage the occasional comma instead Bitty.

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    I've told you before - slow learner- my rules of grammar are what count.

    Count?

    You'd be flat out counting past ten.

    (apologies to Paul Keating)

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    Count?

    You'd be flat out counting past ten.

    (apologies to Paul Keating)

    Leave the counting to me, especially down.

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    Leave the counting to me, especially down.

    21.5 (hours that is!)

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    Be very careful with the age thing bjDee

    the majority of MFC supporters are grand parents or at least old enough.

    Reckon I'm old enough too OD. I was alive for the last premiership.

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    Leave the counting to me, especially down.

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    Reckon I'm old enough too OD. I was alive for the last premiership.

    So you too are in your last semester bjDee?

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    So you too are in your last semester bjDee?

    Correct. By my reckoning, and with the good grace of Huey, I am 60% done and the best 40% still to come - at least what I will be able to remember of it.

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