Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Featured Replies

Sounds like something Seinfeld would say.

Just having a little fun with you DE as I do so prefer the female figure!

One of the best shows around. Not as entertaining as DL though!

 

One of the best shows around. Not as entertaining as DL though!

You must have been pizzed for years Clit. That was some of the most simplistic and banal television ever made.

Sadly (and unbelievably) too many people actually viewed it as some sort of model for proper social behaviour and living life in general. FMD!!

You must have been pizzed for years Clit. That was some of the most simplistic and banal television ever made.

Sadly (and unbelievably) too many people actually viewed it as some sort of model for proper social behaviour and living life in general. FMD!!

First time I watch Seinfeld I hated it but like any good fungus it grows on you.

I did learned to enjoy the show.

 

First time I watch Seinfeld I hated it but like any good fungus it grows on you.

I did learned to enjoy the show.

Jesus Christ! You are remarkably illiterate.

Jesus Christ! You are remarkably illiterate.

I loove youu two bigg felloo


Thought signfeld was the comedy of the decade.

Not as good as Maxwell Smart.But then no comedy was as good as Max.

Just recovering from meeting Bitters to discuss some human importations/ quasi labourers. Anyone interested please pm BBO in charge of HR. investors please pm me.

Edited by Biffen

Thought signfeld was the comedy of the decade.

Not as good as Maxwell Smart.But then no comedy was as good as Max.

No show will EVER live up to ol" Agent 86!

 

Thought signfeld was the comedy of the decade.

Not as good as Maxwell Smart.But then no comedy was as good as Max.

Too right. But how you can mention that Seinfeld crap in the same sentence as Maxwell Smart is beyond me ...

No show will EVER live up to ol" Agent 86!

Doctor Who

The Goodies

The Young Ones

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Monkey

The Sullivans

E Street

Sons and Daughters

Number 96

Cop Shop

F Troop

Munsters

Addams Family

Brady Bunch

Beverly Hillbillies

Bewitched

Green Acres

I dream of Jeannie

Petticoat Junction

Hogans Heroes

McHale's Navy

Gilligan's Island

Ghost and Mrs Muir

Mr Ed

Revised List

Edited by The Chosen One


Too right. But how you can mention that Seinfeld crap in the same sentence as Maxwell Smart is beyond me ...

C'mon RBB The Soup Nazi is a classic

LOL

  • Author

Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm are the best Sitcoms ever made.

Don't bother arguing.

I won't argue, but I'll add Peep Show to that and be on my way!

Thought signfeld was the comedy of the decade.

Not as good as Maxwell Smart.But then no comedy was as good as Max.

i'll stick by F Troop myself

C'mon RBB The Soup Nazi is a classic

LOL

Beaten for quality by at least 5 lines from every Blackadder episode (well at least seasons 2, 3 and 4 anyway).


pic-addamsfamily-munsters.jpg

The-Addams-Family-TV-show-house.jpg

hqdefault.jpg

Season_1_End.jpg

pic-addamsfamily-munsters.jpg

The-Addams-Family-TV-show-house.jpg

hqdefault.jpg

Season_1_End.jpg

You were doing well......Until the last one.....The brady bunch......OMG.
  • Author

pic-addamsfamily-munsters.jpg

The-Addams-Family-TV-show-house.jpg

hqdefault.jpg

Season_1_End.jpg

Great educational shows, of how the normal American family lived.

Edited by Redleg

Sorry TCO but a lot of Australian crapola in your list. Here are a few more!

Cheers

Two and a half Men (without Kutcher)

Frasier

and.....Lost In Space


  • Author

Can't wait for the draft to be over, so that we can all get down to the real business at hand, complaining about who we picked and missed out on.

Just recovering from meeting Bitters to discuss some human importations/ quasi labourers. Anyone interested please pm BBO in charge of HR. investors please pm me.

The truth of the matter-

I received a short notice invite from Biffen to join him for lunch. Normally this would arouse suspicion and trepidation but,as the suggested venue was a respectable country pub, not a million miles from Romsey – I accepted.

Gullible me. At the last moment Biffen changed the venue to a miserable little inn, in an even more miserable town that I had never heard of. No mobile coverage! Upon entering the bar I immediately realised that if ever they wanted hillbillies for a remake of “Deliverance” – this was the place.

I immediately regretted bringing the Merc but at least I could still see it through the murky windows. Biffen arrived – chauffer driven no less – by a particularly disreputable looking fellow and escorted me into a dingy area at the back of the pub.

Of course, I was by far the most fashionably dressed. Biffen and his “driver’ looked like common bogtrotters. I even sported my limited edition Mercedes watch which Biffen (the lout) referred to as “bling”!

Biffen was well known and warmly greeted by the “locals”. The waitress had enough tatts to qualify as street art and Biffen immediately began to regale her with tales of his “penthouse” in St.Kilda and how could offer her far greater opportunities for career advancement. The barmaid ( a particularly slatternly type) sported a nose ring that would have controlled the most unruly of bullocks. Welcome to Biffen’s world!

Biffen played “mine host” and ordered me something that looked like warm road kill hidden under greasy chips. Beautifully plated! He also managed to find a cheap and nasty shiraz to wash it down with.

There were some interruptions while “mine host” had to step outside to conclude business transactions.

The actual purpose of the lunch was a crude attempt to drag my good name into a business deal involving an environmental scam and the abuse of 457 visas. Typical Biffen.

Anyway, I survived the experience. As I’m sure Earl Hood would agree it is sometimes necessary to mix with the vulgar elements of society to humbly remind oneself of one’s superiority.

 

Never good enough for our Bitters.

I go out of my way to organise a clandestine business operational/strategy meeting and then you tell the whole'land about my plans.

Lucky I didn't take you to the rough pub or you may have been physically assaulted for the pink shirt,as you deserved.

Anyway- back to the drawing board.

  • Author

and.....Lost In Space

"Danger, danger"


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • NON-MFC: Round 01

    With Opening Round done and dusted, Round 1 sees the full AFL competition finally swing into action for 2026. Discuss all the games this week that do not involve the Dees, share your tips, and let us know which results would suit Demons best.

      • Like
    • 136 replies
  • PODCAST: 2026 Season Preview

    The boys previewed the 2026 Season sharing their early impressions of the new coach, the new players, observations from preseason training, and what they've made of the new game style. They also look ahead to the season with their predictions, the players they expect to rise, their expectations for the team, and what they see as a realistic pass mark for Melbourne in 2026.

      • Clap
      • Haha
      • Like
    • 14 replies
  • PREVIEW: St. Kilda

    When the Demons blew their 46-point lead at Marvel Stadium in Round 20 last year, the fallout was enormous. Like an event straight out of a Shakespearean tragedy, Melbourne’s final-quarter collapse left fans reeling and the club grappling with the aftermath. 

      • Haha
      • Like
    • 10 replies
  • PREGAME: St. Kilda

    With just over two weeks until their opening match of the 2026 AFL Premiership season, the Demons are already well on the path to redemption and have the Saints firmly in their sights ahead of their mid-March clash at the MCG. What do you think the team will look like when they run out on to the G?

      • Haha
    • 593 replies
  • NON-MFC: 2026 Opening Round

    Finally the 2026 AFL Premiership Season is upon us. While Melbourne sits out Opening Round, there is still plenty of footy to enjoy with five non-MFC clashes to kick off the new season. It all begins on Thursday night with a blockbuster at the SCG as Sydney hosts Carlton in what should be a strong early test for both sides. On Friday night, Gold Coast gets its chance to open the season in front of a home crowd when the Suns and Christian Petracca take on Geelong at People First Stadium. Saturday features a double-header, starting in the afternoon with Greater Western Sydney and Clayton Oliver meeting the Hawks at Engie Stadium. That is followed on Saturday night by Brisbane Lions hosting the Western Bulldogs at the Gabba, with the Lions embarking on their campaign to win the Threepeat. Opening Round wraps up on Sunday night at the MCG, where St Kilda takes on Collingwood in the only game in town in the first week of the season. There is no shortage of storylines across the round, so discuss all the action from the non-MFC games of Opening Round.

      • Like
    • 557 replies
  • REPORT: Richmond

    Mars is not usually a place known for lighting strikes but on Friday evening it happened twice in the vicinity of the stadium in Ballarat that carries the name and is a half completed building site with limited capacity for spectators.

    • 4 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.