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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Ok. How many D'Landers (no matter how oblique) can be found in this sentence?

"Under a waxing gibbous, the nutty Ronald Dale beat a bearded devilish Flash to jump the fence in iconic fashion, to be treated as a hero with an Irish beef meal, a side of legumes and a choice of Guinness, VB or fruit punch."

Moonshadow, nutbeam, Red and Bluebeard, beelzebub, Picket Fence, Old Dee or Young Dee, Curry or Beer, Biff, hogans_heroes, Bring Back Barassi, Whispering_Jack, Redleg, jumbo returns, s-t-i-n-g-a, Lucifer's Hero, rpfc, Bitter but optimistic, emubitter, coconut, Footynut, Hardnut, pineapple dee, agent_orange

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    Well Fl og, that adds quite a few more, several lateral ones which I hadn't thought of but which fit the clues nevertheless. And there's also a few on your list that I have no idea how you arrived at.

    Still around 4 or 5 that I had in mind which haven't been spotted yet.

    Plenty of time for more guesses from others. Will aim to post some clues to my list later tonight.

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    Had any good banana cake recently, Redleg? Where can you get the best banana smoothie these days?

    Had some carrot cake the other night but, as I have put on a fair bit of weight, it might be my last piece for a while.

    One of the best banana smoothies is from the The Spot, a cafe in Balaclava Road near Hawthorn Road, in North Caulfield.

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    21 today.

    21 today, 21 today, He's got the key of the door, Never been 21 before ... :-)

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    21 today, 21 today, He's got the key of the door, Never been 21 before ... :-)

    What are you so happy about today.

    Get caught in the nightie?

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    Well Fl og, that adds quite a few more, several lateral ones which I hadn't thought of but which fit the clues nevertheless. And there's also a few on your list that I have no idea how you arrived at.

    Still around 4 or 5 that I had in mind which haven't been spotted yet.

    Plenty of time for more guesses from others. Will aim to post some clues to my list later tonight.

    It had something to do with the time I did my answers.

    Still not well so I could not sleep.

    A few I just made up to be honest LOL

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    21 today, 21 today, He's got the key of the door, Never been 21 before ... :-)

    Over 2 time myself

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    Disappointed in the new moniker.

    Biff and BOO boo would prefer f log,its better ammunition.

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    He'll always be a Fl og to me!

    His new avatar makes him look like a typical St Pats or Sallesian college school teacher.

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    His new avatar makes him look like a typical St Pats or Sallesian college school teacher.

    You inspired me with your previous comments.

    As you said we are the chosen ones.

    Now if that could only motivate the MFC team!

    ROFLMAO

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    What are you so happy about today.

    Get caught in the nightie?

    My apologies for being too cheerful for you! And whose nightie are you ... oh, never mind ... :blink::blink:

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    Over 2 time myself

    Same for more than a few of us, I suspect ...

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    Bloody Hell....I forgot it was Guy Fawkes day yesterday.......Bonfire night with penny bungers ,tom thumbs cathrine wheels and the death of a few letter boxes

    Ahh good times when we were kids.

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    More fun taping penny bungers to a foxes tail..

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    Bloody Hell....I forgot it was Guy Fawkes day yesterday.......Bonfire night with penny bungers ,tom thumbs cathrine wheels and the death of a few letter boxes

    Ahh good times when we were kids.

    Ssh you are dating yourself

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    Have we just lost Demon Frog? That is unacceptable.

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    Have we just lost Demon Frog? That is unacceptable.

    I could not agree more!

    is nothing in this world around for the long run any longer?

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    BBO,said the frog wouldnt last the distance.Hopped off the edge never to be seen again.

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    Its Jazza's fault the Frog has gone!

    As he said those that live in the West are The Chosen Ones

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    Please come back DF

    I am not sure I can go on without you!!!!

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    Please come back DF

    I am not sure I can go on without you!!!!

    I think I have to keep this name for a month OD

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    I think I have to keep this name for a month OD

    Make it 2 months,Westies are slower.

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