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I always imagined the scene in "the gods must be crazy"

When the outback leader winches the 4 wheel drive up into the tree.

Couldnt get a better explanation of the meaning of life.

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    Plenty of Bananas, health, a good woman, grand children and a decent Footy team!

    I can do 3 out of 5 there OD.

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    I love this thread but my god there has been some waffle on here later.

    ( as distinct from other threads !)

    That because you when on holidays without your thread mates.

    But we forgive you.

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    I always imagined the scene in "the gods must be crazy"

    When the outback leader winches the 4 wheel drive up into the tree.

    Couldnt get a better explanation of the meaning of life.

    Jazza, I will take your advice and change my forum name to The Chosen One.

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    I can do 3 out of 5 there OD.

    Bananas, health and grandchildren?

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    Plenty of Bananas, health, a good woman, grand children and a decent Footy team!

    Well, 4 out of 5 ain't bad ... :lol::lol:

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    I always imagined the scene in "the gods must be crazy"

    When the outback leader winches the 4 wheel drive up into the tree.

    Couldnt get a better explanation of the meaning of life.

    To let people know that 4WDs grow on trees? Or that Adam and Eve should have chosen the tree of Toorak tractors? Or that weird [censored] just happens, especially if you try hard? :lol::lol::lol:

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    Bananas, health and grandchildren?

    Bananas

    Health

    Good Woman

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    Bananas

    Health

    Good Woman

    You and me both!

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    We need to recruit this guy to the MFC

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    a good woman eh f log?

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    And back we go into the primevil slime.

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    And back we go into the primevil slime.

    Had any good banana cake recently, Redleg? Where can you get the best banana smoothie these days?

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    What can I say DC Mrs Frog wants my body

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    You may be dammed as a shagger of bluerinsers dc but that post forgives all in my eyes.

    One of DC ladies

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    She scares the hell out of me!

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    I can get the score up to 2 if I increase the banana intake.

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    I can get the score up to 2 if I increase the banana intake.

    OMG you found a good team?

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    Entertaining tonight ,thread going really well and I think the frogs [censored] was an absolute comedic highlight so far.

    Probably the highlight of frogs pictorial career.

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    Entertaining tonight ,thread going really well and I think the frogs [censored] was an absolute comedic highlight so far.

    Probably the highlight of frogs pictorial career.

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    Come on Biff, you know the Frog is just too innocent?

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    Correct. Go to the top of the class. Your turn!

    Ok. How many D'Landers (no matter how oblique) can be found in this sentence?

    "Under a waxing gibbous, the nutty Ronald Dale beat a bearded devilish Flash to jump the fence in iconic fashion, to be treated as a hero with an Irish beef meal, a side of legumes and a choice of Guinness, VB or fruit punch."

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    Ok. How many D'Landers (no matter how oblique) can be found in this sentence?

    "Under a waxing gibbous, the nutty Ronald Dale beat a bearded devilish Flash to jump the fence in iconic fashion, to be treated as a hero with an Irish beef meal, a side of legumes and a choice of Guinness, VB or fruit punch."

    Moonshadow, Bring Back Barassi, Picket Fence, DazzleDavey, Stuie, Curry or Beer, nutbean, and possibly dee-luded, daiseycutter, and perhaps myself. How is that for starters?

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    Good start. You got a couple there that I didn't see myself! There's at least 15 in it.

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