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18 shots under bbo only represents 1% of clint's handicap

Agreed dc. I think crint suffers from a multitude of handicaps. I wonder If he gets government assistance - Jizza does!

 

Thankyou all. I normally shoot around 105-110. Today after an educational lesson shot 89. Same course, different swing and thats how you do this thing!

Thankyou all. I normally shoot around 105-110. Today after an educational lesson shot 89. Same course, different swing and thats how you do this thing!

not bad clint. was that off the ladies tee? was the 9 holes or 18?

 

not bad clint. was that off the ladies tee? was the 9 holes or 18?

You are a FB DC. However did get a hole in one after the game!


You are a FB DC. However did get a hole in one after the game!

i did say not bad clint!

christ i wouldn't even make it the 9th if i had a 100 balls and a week to spare, and i live a couple of drop kicks from a course

You are a FB DC. However did get a hole in one after the game!

No No Clit! DC is into instant gratification. Golf takes too long.. A couple of sets of tennis, lawn bowls, a game of euchre -- you get the picture.

A quick shag and he moves on - tears or not!

i did say not bad clint!

christ i wouldn't even make it the 9th if i had a 100 balls and a week to spare, and i live a couple of drop kicks from a course

And I respect your compliment. Still wont be in the paper tomorrow though. Another mongrel somehow beat me by one point!

 

No No Clit! DC is into instant gratification. Golf takes too long.. A couple of sets of tennis, lawn bowls, a game of euchre -- you get the picture.

A quick shag and he moves on - tears or not!

Nothing wrong with a quick shag. Gotta go wife is calling.....

And this is it for the night. Tim Adams Aberfeldy 1997. Anniversary. Yeah baby!


Anyway between posting on Dland I've been having some fun' . A lot of the yokels with young kids are into this Halloween Bullshite!! I'm not! I hold my lunatic dog until the kids enter the driveway. The I let him go and he runs straight at them - barking,slavering and snotting and looking like a homicidal maniac. Little kids [censored] themselves and cry - FMD it's funny!

nothing unusual there bbo. after all it is trick or treat.

they need to experience both sides of the coin. character building

such a pity today's teachers don't understand the basics

nothing unusual there bbo. after all it is trick or treat.

they need to experience both sides of the coin. character building

such a pity today's teachers don't understand the basics

Agreed dc! However, I'm not allowed to take my pooch to school. Hence my Halloween fun. Ha Ha - just got another one!!!

Agreed dc! However, I'm not allowed to take my pooch to school. Hence my Halloween fun. Ha Ha - just got another one!!!

thought you might enlist the lads for a bit of tricking

what do the local kids like for a treat these day, ice or coke?

thought you might enlist the lads for a bit of tricking

what do the local kids like for a treat these day, ice or coke?

The lads do a lot of honking and braying when the little kids slip and fall. Toddlers are best when they turn and try to run to their mums - and then fall in the loose stones.

Biffen's associates look after the older kids.

LG!!!


Anyway between posting on Dland I've been having some fun' . A lot of the yokels with young kids are into this Halloween Bullshite!! I'm not! I hold my lunatic dog until the kids enter the driveway. The I let him go and he runs straight at them - barking,slavering and snotting and looking like a homicidal maniac. Little kids [censored] themselves and cry - FMD it's funny!

Are you sure its the dog you send out and not you?

Can only accept likely outcomes as fantasy is not allowed.

Specify the rules better next time (or BBO's mad nutter of a hound might come calling) :-)

Another early call RL! Come on you need to start drinking!

So at every other house the kids get to the front door and say: "Halloween! Trick or treat?"

At BBOs house the say : "Hello - geez!! Quick! Retreat!!!"


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Another early call RL! Come on you need to start drinking!

I do it early for people in other time zones.

I do it early for people in other time zones.

very considerate

you gonna ask the afl to start the draft early for other time zones too, red?

Anyway between posting on Dland I've been having some fun' . A lot of the yokels with young kids are into this Halloween Bullshite!! I'm not! I hold my lunatic dog until the kids enter the driveway. The I let him go and he runs straight at them - barking,slavering and snotting and looking like a homicidal maniac. Little kids [censored] themselves and cry - FMD it's funny!

Would bring around 6 bottles of your choice,just to watch this kind of action.

Just love being cruel to kids,favourite pastime when mine were growing up.

And to teach them that americans are full of chit

Bravo baldy bravefukenVO

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Would bring around 6 bottles of your choice,just to watch this kind of action.

Just love being cruel to kids,favourite pastime when mine were growing up.

And to teach them that americans are full of chit

Bravo baldy bravefukenVO

You pair are a couple of sad old farts.

Lighten up a little and enjoy life.

For god sake you are both on the wrong side of the lots to go mark.

I was only winding ,OD.

Settle down and dont get your cathartas in a knott.

BTW,how was the swim.catch anything?


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