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Too much gymnasium for you big fella.

Seems BBO may have pulled a brain muscle.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Crint has pulled a cork, Jazza has pulled a teat and DC has pulled a pensioner!

 

DC,doesnt wear the hush puppies on a sunday night.Its his recovery time.Probably asleep watching the 8.30 movie as we speak.

Further help required: who has pulled what?

Redleg - a fetlock?

Moonie- ???

Earl - a princess??

Deluded - ??

TSFKA - a pectoral??

The Fl og - a frogette?

Biff - a script of yellow pills from the Fitzroy St pharmacy?

R&B Bluebeard - a whisker?

Fire away.....

Edit - how could I forget our artistic amphibian?

Edit 2 - ditto for Biff

Edit 3 - ditto the Beard

Edited by bjDee

 

Deluded=James Hird

Luna have I missed news of LordWeaver? I do miss his sober input.

Can't be certain Earl, but general consensus is that he's departed this (demon)land. I think BBO is trying to be the new 'land spiritual leader, pathetically I might add.


Further help required: who has pulled what?

Redleg - a fetlock?

Moonie- ???

Earl - a princess??

Deluded - ??

TSFKA - a pectoral??

Fire away.....

Mine is definitely calf problems. The last 4 years I have found I can pull a soft tisue at any time. I keep pulling muscles, tendons or ligaments in either leg. It has stuffed my tennis career! As I have stated elsewhere Serena Williams and I have six US Opens between us but I am now sidelined. All I can do is ride a bike or swim, no adrenalin there!

Trust me, there's a fair bit of adrenaline when careening downhill at over 70kph on a bike, or when a car pulls across in front of you and brakes hard to turn left.

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And I sympathise re calf muscles. Done a couple of those in recent years, plus a hammy, broken ankle and broken toe. Field hockey is not a game for softcocs as I have realised.

 

And I sympathise re calf muscles. Done a couple of those in recent years, plus a hammy, broken ankle and broken toe. Field hockey is not a game for softcocs as I have realised.

Suck it up Hockeysticks.

Suck it up Hockeysticks.

You're on the list Biff. Struggled to think what you've pulled. Certainly not punches.


You're on the list Biff. Struggled to think what you've pulled. Certainly not punches.

Biff has probably pulled more shielas named big bertha than any other person on earth.

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Biff has probably pulled more shielas named big bertha than any other person on earth.

Pulling power sadly diminished Jazza.

Unlike your good self.

Pulling power sadly diminished Jazza.

Unlike your good self.

Mate,im that old i dont pull a calf unless its with the chains and 4 wheeler.

Edited by jazza

Can't be certain Earl, but general consensus is that he's departed this (demon)land. I think BBO is trying to be the new 'land spiritual leader, pathetically I might add.

Very sad to hear that news I always looked to LW for a balanced opinion. I know at times I thought he had over indulged in sacrificial wine but he usually gave us a balanced view of the world. Albeit a conservative one from the past.


Further help required: who has pulled what?

Redleg - a fetlock?

Moonie- ???

Earl - a princess??

Deluded - ??

TSFKA - a pectoral??

The Fl og - a frogette?

Biff - a script of yellow pills from the Fitzroy St pharmacy?

Fire away.....

Edit - how could I forget our artistic amphibian?

Edit 2 - ditto for Biff

So no one has pulled a leg? Or a swiftie? Or a beer? Or their hair out? Somehow I find the conjunction of all that hard to believe ... :blink:

i didn't realise it was a full moon tonight (at least in romsey)

bbo's epithany - lol

Maybe one of the lads has hacked his account ...

Mate,im that old i dont pull a calf unless its with the chains and 4 wheeler.

What are blue heelers for? :lol:

You're on the list R & Bluebeard.

I like the thought of an alpaca hacking an ISP account. The 'lads' are growing in my estimation.

Deluded=James Hird

We don't use that type of language in this thread Jazza.

We are the innocent type here.


Maybe one of the lads has hacked his account ...

Do you want his user name and password?

What are blue heelers for? :lol:

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Very observant my Lord. My new calling is to do good as required. Romsey or Ethihad - it matters not. Sinners such as moonie and clit need immediate help.

Seems BBO may have pulled a brain muscle.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Crint has pulled a cork, Jazza has pulled a teat and DC has pulled a pensioner!

Very good BJ. After BBO's response had to open another bottle!

Can't be certain Earl, but general consensus is that he's departed this (demon)land. I think BBO is trying to be the new 'land spiritual leader, pathetically I might add.

That is a role now left open for WYL,depending on mood.


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