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Thats unfortunate. Not up for a tango then?

Whose leading?

Would it be in Paris?

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    Has to be you, I can't dance for shite!

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    Has to be you, I can't dance for shite!

    One of the best ways to learn dance,Is to put 3-4 little stones in your shoes.

    Hurts like buggery,but the results are worth it.

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    One of the best ways to learn dance,Is to put 3-4 little stones in your shoes.

    Hurts like buggery,but the results are worth it.

    I'd be really interested in how this feels Jizza!

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    Has to be you, I can't dance for shite!

    You have lost some credibility with me Clit. What is this business of having the wife cook the bar-bar-que? That is man's work surely!

    However, if you gave the missus an enjoyable (for you)spanking afterwards for spoiling, the steak then that's OK!

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    I'd be really interested in how this feels Jizza!

    Speak to any private schoolboy.

    Or follow up with questions to some of our recently delisted.

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    do all the romsey debs still learn the mexican hat dance bbo, or are they more interested in musical chairs and pin the donkey?

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    Vietnamese waltz.

    Passo doblay.

    Keys in the hatto.

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    Vietnamese waltz.

    Passo doblay.

    Keys in the hatto.

    i'll bet the only dance you learnt jazza was the horizontal polka dance

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    Speak to any private schoolboy.

    Or follow up with questions to some of our recently delisted.

    If only poddy calves could tell their story.

    do all the romsey debs still learn the mexican hat dance bbo, or are they more interested in musical chairs and pin the donkey?

    Romsey debs are very versatile and adaptable dc. However it's more pin the tail on the alpaca in these parts. The "lads" quite enjoy it however!

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    Is that still popular with the blue rinsers dc?

    DC,now needs 3 ice cream sticks and an elastic band to get the job done.

    The blue rinse set would yodel about and stand up gentlemen of that age.

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    DC,now needs 3 ice cream sticks and an elastic band to get the job done.

    The blue rinse set would yodel about and stand up gentlemen of that age.

    no need for sex aids jazza, with biffo's little orange pills we can even skip the foreplay

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    no need for sex aids jazza, with biffo's little orange pills we can even skip the foreplay

    Froggy's for play=You ready love.

    Biff's =Hang on a tic.

    OD's=Nurse can you lift my arm please.

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    no need for sex aids jazza, with biffo's little orange pills we can even skip the foreplay

    Come on dc! ..... foreplay!!! Now you are bull shi ting!!!! The poor old blue rinsers are still suffering from your eagerness! I'll send you some of that 20 year old KY Gel as a humanitarian gesture!

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    You have lost some credibility with me Clit. What is this business of having the wife cook the bar-bar-que? That is man's work surely!

    However, if you gave the missus an enjoyable (for you)spanking afterwards for spoiling, the steak then that's OK!

    She got her just rewards!

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    34 Stephen Newport and Roger Ellingworth among others.

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    Potential Mature-Age Rookie?

    He would still be better then half our current list.

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    Whose leading?

    Would it be in Paris?

    Someone said about stones in shoes or is it rocks in their head? Either way I would do anything in Paris!

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    Someone said about stones in shoes or is it rocks in their head? Either way I would do anything in Paris!

    Is Marlon B another of your role models Clint?

    What's the drink of choice tonight?

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    Happy Friday to all.

    Crint only drinks one colour. Let me guess - a Heathcote varietal again Crinty?

    I'm starting on the beers and working my way up. Surely one of them will go well with tonights home made pizza.

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    Is Marlon B another of your role models Clint?

    What's the drink of choice tonight?

    what makes you think clint might be a butter man and not a margarine fanboi, bbo?

    a bit of californian poppy on the hair comes in handy too.

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    no need for sex aids jazza, with biffo's little orange pills we can even skip the foreplay

    I'll stick to my blue ones.

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