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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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I don't need to chase BBO, have my lovely young lady chasing me! Dinner now, bye for now!

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    So we are both possibly pizzed Crint (FMD who called you that).

    A couple of Japanese tourists in one of the Crocodile Dundee movies when they thought Dundee was 'Crint Eastwood'.

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    More importantly, how many hours to go to the end of trade week?

    Trade week is similar to bathurst.

    Watch the start for maybe some action.

    Then watch the end for the final paper scurrying official running into AFL headquarters with the paperwork for a c grader your club has just secured.

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    Trade week is similar to bathurst.

    Watch the start for maybe some action.

    Then watch the end for the final paper scurrying official running into AFL headquarters with the paperwork for a c grader your club has just secured.

    Great news Jazza

    C Graders will be a Hugh improvement over our current F Graders.

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    Good morning Australia.

    I am in nth California with a very old friend and no one up here even knows what AFL is let alone heard of the Dees.

    Cruise starts Sunday Aus time.

    So the nett result as I see it so far is we have picked a blues reject.

    Hmm back to the Budweiser .

    OD you are in heathen country so be very careful.

    We may have a blues reject but NO ONE wants to go to Essendon!

    OMG they are making you drink their local Fire Water.

    You should only drink johnnie walker blue label while you are in the bad lands.

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    46

    Which equal 10

    10 more years before the MFC has a AFL standard team.

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    Trade week is similar to bathurst.

    Watch the start for maybe some action.

    Then watch the end for the final paper scurrying official running into AFL headquarters with the paperwork for a c grader your club has just secured.

    Lots of pointless noise for little result ... yeah, sounds like trade week :blink::blink:

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    OD you are in heathen country so be very careful.

    We may have a blues reject but NO ONE wants to go to Essendon!

    OMG they are making you drink their local Fire Water.

    You should only drink johnnie walker blue label while you are in the bad lands.

    I am not much of a drinker, but even I know that "drink" and "Johnny Walker" shouldn't be used in the same sentence. "Johnny Walker" and "clean the toilet" is more like it ... :blink:

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    I am not much of a drinker, but even I know that "drink" and "Johnny Walker" shouldn't be used in the same sentence. "Johnny Walker" and "clean the toilet" is more like it ... :blink:

    Would agree with that statment for their Red and Black labels.

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    Would agree with that statment for their Red and Black labels.

    Any blended whisky is the same, I believe ...

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    yyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwnnn

    All the MFC types were probably at Robbie's memorial service, so no progress expected until tomorrow, I presume.

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    All the MFC types were probably at Robbie's memorial service, so no progress expected until tomorrow, I presume.

    good pickup......connection completely slipped my normally sharp mind :lol:

    back to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    More importantly, how many hours to go to the end of trade week?

    68.5

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    Yes the only scotch to drink is a single malt. Since we all have range rovers we should be able to afford it!

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    Only 67.5 hours to go!

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    Who did Hugh improvement play for Fl og?

    Essendon in 2011 and 2012

    Think he was coached by Danks

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    OD Trip appears to be showing the same luck as the MFC

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    Any blended whisky is the same, I believe ...

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    I hope not as I have a bottle of this one.

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