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WalkingCivilWar
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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

DemonFrog
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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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Lots of words, little meaning.

Btw, what are you doing up at this hour? Did you forget to change your clocks for DLS? Waiting for the missus to show you how?

Good question - if your and Fl ogs efforts represent the standard at this hour then I will resume my early retiring habits.

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monday is my brf day bbo.........need to re-charge

You should do recovery sessions with the players dc. That'd help you recharge. Get into the chilly waters of the bay at 5.30am, ice baths, vigorous rub downs by skilled blokes, peptides......

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You should do recovery sessions with the players dc. That'd help you recharge. Get into the chilly waters of the bay at 5.30am, ice baths, vigorous rub downs by skilled blokes, peptides......

that or a couple of Flossies and a happy ending :)

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You should do recovery sessions with the players dc. That'd help you recharge. Get into the chilly waters of the bay at 5.30am, ice baths, vigorous rub downs by skilled blokes, peptides......

you're daydreaming again moonie

still smoking that herbal mixture?

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Well, well this is too funny to be true! Fl og grows a ball and takes me off "ignore" and Moonie starts clapping his hands and making mindless gestures from the back stalls. Combined IQ - i'm guessing around 32.

Now Flo gger please give an example of my "comprehension issues". You may find examples of my sexual issues, my obscene language issues, my keeping poor company issues etc but comprehension of your simplistic posts is usually achievable between too many shiraz and flicking to Redtube.

"Apps" are no doubt your literature of choice Fl og because they try to water down complex issues so that the chattering classes can feel involved.

Stick to your colouring books.

Sorry Professor I should have used a colouring in book to start with.

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I reckon it's his current squeeze!

When it comes to current sqeezes,I pick the one without horns.

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The ones with horns squeeze you?

The horn tends to poke you in funny places.

Ask biff about it,he has experience.{well that what BBO told me}.

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The horn tends to poke you in funny places.

Ask biff about it,he has experience.{well that what BBO told me}.

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Sorry guys,

been selling some unwanted goods in Burwood.

Shifting some out of date Cialis I bought on Demonland during a tough patch.

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Sorry guys,

been selling some unwanted goods in Burwood.

Shifting some out of date Cialis I bought on Demonland during a tough patch.

I suppose your usual discretion and normal principles of business would not allow you to disclose any names related to BOREWOOD and the purchase of large amounts of Cialis. (AKA a gigolos best friend)

Hang on you have no principles and discretion so you are simply waiting for final clearance of the funds?

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