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If we were as arrogant as Carlton...

The Jack of Grimes
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YOU HAVE MADE A BAD DECISION J$DD.

Not bad.

How about: -

"Thankyou Jordan McMahon!"

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    Not bad.

    How about: -

    "Thankyou Jordan McMahon!"

    That's what Scully will say when he realises the truth of this great club.

    He'll look over at Punt Road and think, "There but for the grace of Jordie go I", or in more simple terms "Thank #### for that" :lol:

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    I think the slogan needs to be aimed at the generation Y crowd.

    So it should be:

    "Supz? We will win heeps of gamez dis yere. Pr0mise."

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    " They'll never see us coming...."

    something along similar lines...

    They don't know we're coming... But we are.

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    TROLL ALERT TROLL ALERT.

    I have deleted a couple of posters who either support Carlton (yuk) or have signed on to be abusive. User names that reflect smutty extensions of Matthew Bate's name can expect to be banned.

    FWIW, dont bother responding to such lightweight garbage. The angered responses are as poor as the puerile attack.

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    TROLL ALERT TROLL ALERT.

    I have deleted a couple of posters who either support Carlton (yuk) or have signed on to be abusive. User names that reflect smutty extensions of Matthew Bate's name can expect to be banned.

    FWIW, dont bother responding to such lightweight garbage. The angered responses are as poor as the puerile attack.

    That's a shame.

    I wanted to ask how they thought their beloved Blues were going now...

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    13 in 13

    (13th premiership in 2013)

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    Maybe we should use the song - "From little things, Big things grow"

    With all the Bean Poles in the team - they all need to grow

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