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Tank Team

Strawbsodwyer
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Lets have a bit of fun, this is my ultimate tank team. Don't think this team will win many games but the team could help us for the future. The team is a combination of players who need to prove themselves/ need some AFL expirence/ about to retire so play them for a send off/ need to get something out of the season and look positively towards next season.

B Whelan Martin Batram

HB Benell Rivers Cheney

C Wheatley Grimes Morton

HF Hughes Miller Jetta

F Jurrah Newton Bate

R Jamar Dunn Macdonald

I PJ, Valenti, Bail, McKenzie (if can be elevated off rookie list)

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    Here, here

    This is what we should be doing.

    Put Watts in as well. He needs some more experiance but is still some way off winning us a game.

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    woops that was a big mistake he can go on the bench with a view to playing on the wing and half back like he did for a while on the weekend, he is in for mckenzie.

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    woops that was a big mistake he can go on the bench with a view to playing on the wing and half back like he did for a while on the weekend, he is in for mckenzie.

    Strawbs - I hate it!!! Looks far too promising and if the selectors changed to your team this week they would be certain to gell into a good team by Round 20 :wacko: !!!!

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    B - Robertson Newton Hughes

    HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

    C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

    HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

    F - Bartram Frawley Warnock

    R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

    IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

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    Close YM How about -

    B - Robertson Newton Hughes

    HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

    C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

    HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

    F -

    R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

    IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

    EMG Bartram Frawley Warnock

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    if they want to tank play newton at full forward.

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    B - Robertson Newton Hughes

    HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

    C - Strauss McKenzie Blease

    HF - Bail Whelan Maric

    F - Bartram Frawley Garland

    R - Valenti Meeson Spencer

    IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

    A few changes

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    B - Robertson Newton Hughes

    HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

    C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

    HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

    F - Bartram Frawley Warnock

    R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

    IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

    Valenti in the ruck, I have to say I laughed quite hard at that. That's what I'm talking about!!

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    B - Robertson Newton Hughes

    HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

    C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

    HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

    F - Bartram Frawley Warnock

    R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

    IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

    That's the Team Y.M. you got it!!!!!

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    If anyone sees any Demon players on the street, please sneeze on them in hope they may catch a cold or get the flu.

    I have offered to drive a few of them to the casino after the game and shout them a few drinks. Hopefully a couple can get suspended for breaching a curfew

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    Shoaib Akhtar missed a test match and was put on the injury list as Genital Warts - 1 week.

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    B - Robertson Newton Hughes

    HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

    C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

    HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

    F - Bartram Frawley Warnock

    R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

    IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

    Look at that. A Y_M team that Bruce CAN make.

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    if they want to tank play newton at full forward.

    And Robbo behind him, always trying to take a hanger.......or kick a dopey ball over his head on the line.

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    Look at that. A Y_M team that Bruce CAN make.

    And he's still only on the interchange!

    I thought to maximise tanking potential he'd have him in the guts.

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    B - Robertson Newton Hughes

    HB - Jamar P.Johnson Wonaeamirri

    C - Garland McKenzie McNamara

    HF - Bail Struass Cheney

    F - Bartram Frawley Blease

    R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

    IC - Meesen Buckley Dunn Jetta

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    FB: Miller Miller Miller

    HB: Miller Miller Miller

    C: Miller Miller Miller

    HF: Miller Miller Miller

    FF: Miller Miller Miller

    FOLL: Miller, Miller, Miller

    Int: Miller, Miller, Miller, Miller

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    FB: Miller Miller Miller

    HB: Miller Miller Miller

    C: Miller Miller Miller

    HF: Miller Miller Miller

    FF: Miller Miller Miller

    FOLL: Miller, Miller, Miller

    Int: Miller, Miller, Miller, Miller

    Maybe we could make Grimes do the kicking out and watch him screw up due to the 'fundamental flaw' in his kicking...

    (This post was written in front of a live ostrich

    Ostrich: Ha-ha!)

    Link for Family Guy fans

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    Shoaib Akhtar missed a test match and was put on the injury list as Genital Warts - 1 week.

    Seems they can spread further than the genitalia and no doubt he had trouble getting to full pace even before they were burnt off.

    Warts and All

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    FB: Johnson Maric Bail

    HB: Robertson Wonaeamirri Newton

    C: Zomer Spencer McNamara

    HF: Mckenzie Valenti Bell

    FF: Frawley Jetta Bartram

    FOLL: Davey, Jamar, Meesen

    INT: Wheatley,Miller,Hughes,Martin

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