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Tank Team

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Lets have a bit of fun, this is my ultimate tank team. Don't think this team will win many games but the team could help us for the future. The team is a combination of players who need to prove themselves/ need some AFL expirence/ about to retire so play them for a send off/ need to get something out of the season and look positively towards next season.

B Whelan Martin Batram

HB Benell Rivers Cheney

C Wheatley Grimes Morton

HF Hughes Miller Jetta

F Jurrah Newton Bate

R Jamar Dunn Macdonald

I PJ, Valenti, Bail, McKenzie (if can be elevated off rookie list)

 

Here, here

This is what we should be doing.

Put Watts in as well. He needs some more experiance but is still some way off winning us a game.

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woops that was a big mistake he can go on the bench with a view to playing on the wing and half back like he did for a while on the weekend, he is in for mckenzie.

 
woops that was a big mistake he can go on the bench with a view to playing on the wing and half back like he did for a while on the weekend, he is in for mckenzie.

Strawbs - I hate it!!! Looks far too promising and if the selectors changed to your team this week they would be certain to gell into a good team by Round 20 :wacko: !!!!

B - Robertson Newton Hughes

HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

F - Bartram Frawley Warnock

R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta


Close YM How about -

B - Robertson Newton Hughes

HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

F -

R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

EMG Bartram Frawley Warnock

if they want to tank play newton at full forward.

B - Robertson Newton Hughes

HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

C - Strauss McKenzie Blease

HF - Bail Whelan Maric

F - Bartram Frawley Garland

R - Valenti Meeson Spencer

IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

A few changes

 
B - Robertson Newton Hughes

HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

F - Bartram Frawley Warnock

R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

Valenti in the ruck, I have to say I laughed quite hard at that. That's what I'm talking about!!

B - Robertson Newton Hughes

HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

F - Bartram Frawley Warnock

R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

That's the Team Y.M. you got it!!!!!


If anyone sees any Demon players on the street, please sneeze on them in hope they may catch a cold or get the flu.

I have offered to drive a few of them to the casino after the game and shout them a few drinks. Hopefully a couple can get suspended for breaching a curfew

Shoaib Akhtar missed a test match and was put on the injury list as Genital Warts - 1 week.

B - Robertson Newton Hughes

HB - Jamar P.Johnson McDonald

C - Miller McKenzie McNamara

HF - Bail Whelan Cheney

F - Bartram Frawley Warnock

R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

IC - Bruce Buckley Dunn Jetta

Look at that. A Y_M team that Bruce CAN make.

if they want to tank play newton at full forward.

And Robbo behind him, always trying to take a hanger.......or kick a dopey ball over his head on the line.


Look at that. A Y_M team that Bruce CAN make.

And he's still only on the interchange!

I thought to maximise tanking potential he'd have him in the guts.

B - Robertson Newton Hughes

HB - Jamar P.Johnson Wonaeamirri

C - Garland McKenzie McNamara

HF - Bail Struass Cheney

F - Bartram Frawley Blease

R - Valenti Zomer Spencer

IC - Meesen Buckley Dunn Jetta

FB: Miller Miller Miller

HB: Miller Miller Miller

C: Miller Miller Miller

HF: Miller Miller Miller

FF: Miller Miller Miller

FOLL: Miller, Miller, Miller

Int: Miller, Miller, Miller, Miller


FB: Miller Miller Miller

HB: Miller Miller Miller

C: Miller Miller Miller

HF: Miller Miller Miller

FF: Miller Miller Miller

FOLL: Miller, Miller, Miller

Int: Miller, Miller, Miller, Miller

Maybe we could make Grimes do the kicking out and watch him screw up due to the 'fundamental flaw' in his kicking...

(This post was written in front of a live ostrich

Ostrich: Ha-ha!)

Link for Family Guy fans

Shoaib Akhtar missed a test match and was put on the injury list as Genital Warts - 1 week.

Seems they can spread further than the genitalia and no doubt he had trouble getting to full pace even before they were burnt off.

Warts and All

FB: Johnson Maric Bail

HB: Robertson Wonaeamirri Newton

C: Zomer Spencer McNamara

HF: Mckenzie Valenti Bell

FF: Frawley Jetta Bartram

FOLL: Davey, Jamar, Meesen

INT: Wheatley,Miller,Hughes,Martin

 

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