Match Preview - Melbourne v Geelong

[Guest amsport]

Friday night’s clash between ladder leader Geelong and last placed Melbourne will be a lot closer than people think – let’s turn the clock back to round three this year.

The Demons were thrashed in round one by Hawthorn to the tune of 104 points then thrashed in round two by the Bulldogs by 95 points.

The Cats were coming off a 99-point win over Essendon, and the football world were talking of all kinds of records to be broken, but the Demons were great against the Cats at Skilled Stadium and only got beaten by just 30 points.

The Demons’ last two weeks have been great, they went down to fifth placed North Melbourne by 28 points, and last week were right in the game against an in-form Essendon to only go down by 16 points.

The Cats on the other hand just keep on racking up the wins and it would be hard to see the Demons turning the tables on the Cats.

Defender Darren Milburn will miss through suspension and the Cats still have Ablett and Chapman out through injury, while the Demons are in the middle of rebuilding a side for the future, but are playing their best football of the year.

So punters if you dare to take up an AFL bet this week the Demons are at the enticing odds of $8.50 and just maybe an upset is on the cards.

[Little Goffy 14,451]

Spam much?

[Jerry Lundergard 420]

Here is a few matchuups i've come up with,

Warnock - Mooney

Martin - Lonegran

Bartram - Stokes

Bruce - Johnson

Dunn - Bartel

JMac - Selwood

[Goodvibes 3,596]

Here is a few matchuups i've come up with,

Warnock - Mooney

Martin - Lonegran

Bartram - Stokes

Bruce - Johnson

Dunn - Bartel

JMac - Selwood

Now I'm scared.

[Jerry Lundergard 420]

Now I'm scared.

Throw in a matchup for Corey, Ablett(if fit) and Ottens when he goes forward and it looks even scarier.

I can see Scarlett taking Sylvia and trying to run off him, so they hard working Col better show up, not the other one.

[Rogue 585]

MELBOURNE

Backs Matthew Whelan Nathan Carroll Chris Johnson

Half backs James Frawley Matthew Warnock Paul Wheatley

Centreline Cale Morton Cameron Bruce Simon Buckley

Half forwards Brad Green Matthew Bate Lynden Dunn

Forwards Paul Johnson Colin Sylvia Addam Maric

Followers Mark Jamar Clint Bartram James McDonald

Interchange Nathan Jones Stef Martin Shane Valenti Austin Wonaeamirri

Emergencies Jace Bode Jeff White Adem Yze

In Nathan Carroll James Frawley Nathan Jones

Out Daniel Bell (hamstring) Aaron Davey (foot) Colin Garland (hamstring)

NOTE: Miller 'close' to fit, but missed out.

Source

[Guest Graham Gaunt]

NO - Not Carroll Again.....

[Homer J 0]

Oh well, it's time to see if he really wants to play footy. Hope he has a blinder.

Where are all you lot saying how glad you are with Bell out of the team???

I/C is rather small!!!

[Guest Colossus_2000]

Three good solid in's. Suprised by Choppers call up, but his agression will be needed down back against the [censored]....

Hope we win, purely so my life come Monday isn't suicidal.... God this town goes a bit overboard sometimes....

[DemonDave 1,089]

I/C is rather small!!!

Stefan Martin stars in "Land of the Giants".....

Those 3 could sit on each others shoulders, and one of them would be able to have a face-to-face conversation with Aaron

Sandilands...

[chapter 2 0]

bails must be trying players out to see if their worth keeping on - chopper didn't play a great game by all reports and was thumped by ackland so this probably isn't a form based initiative.

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

I'm happy with Carroll back.

[bjgc 0]

NO - Not Carroll Again.....

I thought Bailey picked on form. Carroll should be the last player picked. I'd rather see Bode get a game at least he is young, disgraceful selection. Let's hope Hawkins doesn't get selected.

[H_T 3,043]

I'm happy with Carroll back.

Let's hope your still happy after the game...

[Demonland 71,592]

ANY GIVEN FRIDAY NIGHT by Clyde the Clifton Hill Cabbie

I'm very excited to announce how specially proud I am of the contribution I made to the Melbourne Football Club's Debt Demolition extravaganza the raised in excess of $2,000,000.00 on Tuesday evening.

My contribution was not as handsome, nor did it come in the form of the huge piles of cash contributed by the club's high roller supporters but it was still significant in its own humble way.

I speak here of the important and vital professional services I performed on the evening of the big event.

First, I drove one of the club's generous supporters to the function and then, close on midnight, I queued up in Elizabeth Street, Kensington along with about twenty other cabbies waiting to ferry the punters safely home from the event in the Clydemobile after having relieved themselves of a reasonable percentage of their personal fortunes. I also acted as interpreter for the other cabbies.

Not only that, but the evening was so lucrative for me personally that I ended up making a donation to the Debt Demolition fund in the form of the proceeds of the tip he provided at the end of the journey (the "tip" somehow managed to salute the judges in race 4 at Morphettville the following day paying a handsome $16.20 for the win).

In this day and age when much talk in the football world is about tanking, I have to admit that my fare on the outward journey was, err, fairly well tanked up himself.

I gathered from his babbling that he was suitably impressed by the events of the evening and in particular, one piece of vision shown early in the piece which carried the soundtrack of the famous speech made by the Al Pacino character in the movie "Any Given Sunday".

In the film, Pacino played Tony D'Amato, a character based on long time Dallas Cowboys head coach Tom Landry. The fare was so inspired by this speech to the footballers in the film that he wants Dean Bailey to repeat it verbatim to his players pre match on Friday night as the Demons gear up to face premiership favourite Geelong in their round 19 heritage game that marks the 150th year of Australian football. He thinks the words will motivate the young Demons to overcome the adversity of a seemingly unbeatable foe.

I have an alternative suggestion which is to get singer David Hobson to repeat his rendition of another piece of American schmaltz, "The Impossible Dream" but I'm meeting a lot of resistance. Nobody has ever sung a sixties pop song in a pre match warm up in the 150 year history of the game and lived to tell about the experience. I doubt whether things are going to change in that regard any time soon.

Pity!

Anyhow, I've been given the gig of driving this bloke to Friday night's game with the promise of another big tip (this time in the Liston Stakes at Caulfield on Saturday week) but I promised him I would try to convince the powers that be at the Melbourne Football Club that Bailey be asked to render the Inch By Inch speech to the players before the game. He believes that the only way the Demons can beat the AFL's power house is the little bit of extra inspiration that this speech provides. Here are the words from the script:

I don't know what to say really.

Three minutes to the biggest battle of our professional lives all comes down to today.

Either we heal as a team or we are going to crumble.

Inch by inch play by play till we're finished.

We are in hell right now, gentlemen believe me and we can stay here and get the shit kicked out of us or we can fight our way back into the light. We can climb out of hell. One inch, at a time.

Now I can't do it for you. I'm too old.

I look around and I see these young faces and I think I mean I made every wrong choice a middle age man could make.

I uh.... I pissed away all my money believe it or not. I chased off anyone who has ever loved me. And lately, I can't even stand the face I see in the mirror.

You know when you get old in life things get taken from you. That's, that's part of life but you only learn that when you start losing stuff.

You find out that life is just a game of inches.

So is football.

Because in either game life or football the margin for error is so small.

I mean one half step too late or too early you don't quite make it.

One half second too slow or too fast and you don't quite catch it.

The inches we need are everywhere around us.

They are in ever break of the game every minute, every second.

On this team, we fight for that inch. On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us to pieces for that inch.

We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.

Cause we know when we add up all those inches that's going to make the fucking difference between WINNING and LOSING between LIVING and DYING.

I'll tell you this in any fight it is the guy who is willing to die who is going to win that inch.

And I know if I am going to have any life anymore it is because, I am still willing to fight, and die for that inch because that is what LIVING is.

The six inches in front of your face.

Now I can't make you do it. You gotta look at the guy next to you. Look into his eyes.

Now I think you are going to see a guy who will go that inch with you.

You are going to see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team because he knows when it comes down to it, you are gonna do the same thing for him.

That's a team, gentlemen and either we heal now, as a team, or we will die as individuals.

That's football guys.

That's all it is.

Now, whattaya gonna do?

Well, what do you think?

THE GAME Melbourne v Geelong at the MCG - Friday 8 August 2008 at 7.05pm

HEAD TO HEAD

Overall Melbourne 83 wins Geelong 118 wins 2 draws

At the MCG Melbourne 51 wins Geelong 49 wins

Since 2000 Melbourne 6 wins Geelong 8 wins 1 draw

The Coaches Bailey 0 Thompson 1

MEDIA

TV Channel 7 live from 7.00pm

RADIO ABC774 K-Rock SEN Triple M 3AW

THE BETTING Melbourne to win $9.00 Geelong to win $1.03

LAST TIME THEY MET Geelong 16.16.112 defeated Melbourne 12.10.82 at Skilled Stadium in Round 3 2008

This was a real impossible dream for the Melbourne Football Club, coming off two losses aggregating 199 points and playing the reigning premier on its home turf immediately after the unfurling of its 2007 flag. That's exactly how it turned out, although the Demons with Cameron Bruce back and young Tiwi Islander Austin Wonaeamirri making his debut after coming off the rookie list, made a great fist of things and even took an early 3 goal lead before the Cats went ape for a while when Ablett, Bartel and Corey took control. The Demons were dogged however, fought back a couple of times and were within a goal away from the lead half way through the third term. Geelong steadied and finally skipped away to a handy five goal win which was not the shellacking everyone expected when the Dees were at $34.00 odds to win earlier in the week. Bruce kicked three goals.

THE TEAMS

MELBOURNE

Backs Matthew Whelan Nathan Carroll Chris Johnson

Half backs James Frawley Matthew Warnock Paul Wheatley

Centreline Cale Morton Cameron Bruce Simon Buckley

Half forwards Brad Green Matthew Bate Lynden Dunn

Forwards Paul Johnson Colin Sylvia Addam Maric

Followers Mark Jamar Clint Bartram James McDonald

Interchange Nathan Jones Stef Martin Shane Valenti Austin Wonaeamirri

Emergencies Jace Bode Jeff White Adem Yze

In Nathan Carroll James Frawley Nathan Jones

Out Daniel Bell (hamstring) Aaron Davey (foot) Colin Garland (hamstring)

GEELONG

Backs Tom Harley Matthew Scarlett Andrew Mackie

Half backs Harry Taylor Josh Hunt Corey Enright

Centreline James Kelly Max Rooke Jimmy Bartel

Half forwards Gary Ablett Cameron Mooney Steve Johnson

Forwards Mathew Stokes Tom Lonergan Joel Selwood

Followers Brad Ottens Cameron Ling Joel Corey

Interchange Mark Blake Shannon Byrnes Ryan Gamble Brent Prismall

Emergencies Simon Hogan Kane Tenace Travis Varcoe

In Gary Ablett Shannon Byrnes

Out Darren Milburn (suspended) Travis Varcoe

Umpires Donlon Kennedy S Ryan

HONESTY IS SUCH A LONELY WORD

"Honesty is such a lonely word.

Everyone is so untrue.

Honesty is hardly ever heard."

If you ever have the privilege of travelling in the Clydemobile, you'll be able to enjoy music from my extensive Billy Joel collection including the song from which I've lifted the above words. Even the boguns I pick up from tme to time prefer Billy to the eardrum piercing sitar playing cacophony that some of my colleagues play in their taxis these days.

And unless you've been in the Himalayas or Ravi's cab this week, you would know that "honesty" is the buzzword in football at the moment. If only Messrs. H. & R. Shaw and A. Didak would have lived up to Billy's words they wouldn't have found themselves in hot water earlier this week.

In fact, had they taken the time to call Clyde to the rescue when they realised the state of their sobriety, I would have collected them from the Geebung Polo Club and delivered them to the bosom of their families without a single person on earth being any the wiser for the experience. As we all know, cab drivers are people of integrity; we don't gossip, we don't tell tales out of school and we don't tell porkies.

So, I'll level with you right now and give you the honest truth about tomorrow night's Melbourne v Geelong game.

The Cats are going to win!

See, unlike those Magpies, Clyde doesn't tell lies and he doesn't fill his articles with BS. No way Jose. And these are the reasons why the Cats are going to win.

Ablett's back.

Statistically, Geelong has the best ranked attack and the best ranked defence in the competition while Melbourne has the worst ranked defence and the second worst ranked attack. As it that isn't enough, the Cats have Ablett, Bartel, Corey, Enright, Ling and Joel Selwood in their midfield.

Geelong has the experience to easily cover anything the enthusiastic young Demons can muster and anyway, hope and enthusiasm rarely win matches alone.

Finally, even if Dean Bailey does deliver the Inch by Inch speech, the Cats are metres better.

Although Geelong will win this one by 45 points, it will never take away from the fact that Melbourne was the world's first football club and it beat Geelong by a year. I can say in all honesty that during that year, Melbourne was the dominant team in the competition and that I hope that one day soon, it will again take pride of place among all of the AFL's clubs.

[Guest Graham Gaunt]

Let's hope your still happy after the game...

He wont be HT. I'd put a few bob on that..... THen again

Maybe Clints happy that it will certainly be his last game for the club..????

[Straight Sets Simon 23,113]

He wont be HT. I'd put a few bob on that..... THen again

Maybe Clints happy that it will certainly be his last game for the club..????

No, I just think that people have written him off too quickly.

[Deelicious9 0]

I thought Bailey picked on form. Carroll should be the last player picked. I'd rather see Bode get a game at least he is young, disgraceful selection. Let's hope Hawkins doesn't get selected.

He was a clear best on in his second last game and last week he only had a couple kicked on him by a much bigger body in Ackland, he still played ok. I think he deserves some credit as he often gives away alot of height and weight to his opposition. And perhaps he's giving him one last chance. He is still contracted for next year (i think) don't forget......

[Guest Graham Gaunt]

He was a clear best on in his second last game and last week he only had a couple kicked on him by a much bigger body in Ackland, he still played ok. I think he deserves some credit as he often gives away alot of height and weight to his opposition. And perhaps he's giving him one last chance. He is still contracted for next year (i think) don't forget......

Youre Right - He is contracted for next year. Gardner and Chronies thought that was a good idea. Now not so with a 92.5% salary cap. Anyone here know what he's on roughly??

[paddo 0]

Scarlett will have a field day if he plays on Sylvia - his lack of accountability would suit Scarlett to a tee. If that match-up does eventuate, then Col may have to drag Scarlett into the midfield.

I'm really looking forward to the Dunn/Bartel match-up - we will really get to see how far Dunny has come in his new role.

[maximum bob 462]

Camouflage me now!

I think I'm a tank.

[do it 4 robbie 1]

Welcome to Demonland Graham

[Guest Graham Gaunt]

Welcome to Demonland Graham

Cheers Do It 4. I was here in 2003 but had to reregister. Over at Ology is where i am usually.

JUST SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME CARROLLS NOT ON MORE THAN 250K PER YEAR?????????????

[do it 4 robbie 1]

Have seen your work there. Keep it up.

Would love to know what they`re paying some of these blokes.

[Tolstoys Nudge 1,617]

Im glad to see chopper Carroll in!

Just 2 give him a go, maybe give him a shot at getting another go elsewhere!