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Forget sponsors, Forget the AFL, Forget first round draft picks, Forget white knights with bags full of cash, Forget Branding, Forget all of it. The only way to get this club up and running is to find it's heart.

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Turned up in late 1980's only to be pronouced dead in 1996.

2008 - Is that what I think it is? Can anyone else hear that?

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Forget sponsors, Forget the AFL, Forget first round draft picks, Forget white knights with bags full of cash, Forget Branding, Forget all of it. The only way to get this club up and running is to find it's heart.

Last seen 1964

Turned up in late 1980's only to be pronouced dead in 1996.

2008 - Is that what I think it is? Can anyone else hear that?

i hear it beating buddy. lets enjoy hearing it drown out the world. ;)

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At the moment Jim Stynes is like a pregnant woman.....

Unlike most pregnancies, Jim is having a football club (not a baby)....

The football club is still very early in the development process.... At the end of this season we will be through our first trimester.... The embryo will slowly start to take the form of a fetus....

This early in the developement the heartbeat is really faint but is beating around 140bpm!!

It's a great sign, things are going well..... But we need to get through this crucial stage before we get too excited....

PS... Jim has chosen to announce to the world that he is pregnant with a new football club.... Let our gifts for the baby be shitloads of memberships!

:D

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At the moment Jim Stynes is like a pregnant woman.....

Unlike most pregnancies, Jim is having a football club (not a baby)....

The football club is still very early in the development process.... At the end of this season we will be through our first trimester.... The embryo will slowly start to take the form of a fetus....

This early in the developement the heartbeat is really faint but is beating around 140bpm!!

It's a great sign, things are going well..... But we need to get through this crucial stage before we get too excited....

PS... Jim has chosen to announce to the world that he is pregnant with a new football club.... Let our gifts for the baby be shitloads of memberships!

:D

what an interesting analogy. Dont go as far as I did and envisage Jimmy giving birth and breastfeeding quintuplets, one with the head of Steve O'Dwyer.

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what an interesting analogy. Dont go as far as I did and envisage Jimmy giving birth and breastfeeding quintuplets, one with the head of Steve O'Dwyer.

OMG!

Now that is an image I would rather have not had in my mind!

You sick, sick human :lol:

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Forget sponsors, Forget the AFL, Forget first round draft picks, Forget white knights with bags full of cash, Forget Branding, Forget all of it. The only way to get this club up and running is to find it's heart.

Last seen 1964

Turned up in late 1980's only to be pronouced dead in 1996.

2008 - Is that what I think it is? Can anyone else hear that?

Watching Jimmy last night brought a lump to my throat. I have never been so proud to be a Dees supporter since September 1987! The climb starts here guys.

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