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jazza

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  1. its a remake of biff and bbo go to gat. seen it ,read the police report on it.
  2. biff your post 10318 gives us an insight into the mind of a visionary.
  3. reality hits the fans. adelaide boy=minus 1 on carltons list=minus 2 barracks for stkilda=minus 3. wears private schoolboy clobber=minus 4. hasnt started shaving yet=minus 5. this man has nothing going for him.
  4. his flaw is more than that. had at least 5 preseasons to get body right. hasnt had major injury setbacks. hasnt been a kpp and had big bodies continually crunching him. cant get to position most outside running players do to collect over 15 good use possesions over 18 games per year. wont put body on the line{not the only one}and doesnt offer other reasons to keep in team. dont care about his draft number. dont compare him to him other players. cold hard fact is,he aint gonna make it.
  5. throw everything at jack steven.
  6. we could always go for nicnat. it would make it easier to run a comparison on JW figures.
  7. thats the problem with our club. to many school ties ran it for years and they forgot about the farmers. we would bring a no BS policy to the club and actually work as committee members instead of brown nosing during the day. our attitude would sort out the weak gutless grease in the hair pillow biters and get on with the business of winning games. ive always said if some fool buys my farm i will join the committee{voted on of course}and bring some straight talking to player retention and aims for the coming season rather than soft kock JW benefit pieces in the paper maybe working with a 4 wheeler all night calving might sort some of our players out..
  8. we are attacking the problem from the wrong angle. what we need is a coach thats a flux capacitor,then he can turn anything into good stuff.
  9. cant get a full time welfare officer to push you around?
  10. im getting better mate.and without rotten drugs from the quack. also enjoying the footy this year. calving season begins soon,looking forward to you blokes volunteering to do a 4 hour watch for me. 4wheeler and chains provided of course. would imagine biff has a chequered history of performing calving on other types of animals at his glossy inner melbourne clinic.
  11. youve just made me feel like a bundle of orgasms ready to explode. thanks for giving me that warm fuzzy feeling.
  12. i used the word venom against carlton and i think its continuing on since then. can already hear the words 4 points you beauty.
  13. .delighted to let you all know the darkness has lifted for awhile . first sign of mud for 6 months, btw,have i missed something or has the frog croaked?.
  14. ok,on a personal note,its obvious i dont think this bloke will make enough contribution to our club,but to be equal and fair. after 70 games? how many GOOD games do you think JW owes us? how long will it take to get a proper season out of jack? weighed against injury,new players and team balance in the future,is this achievable? if you think these goals are achievable how long do we continue along the current theme of his form? and when does it end for us and jack? whats your breaking point on this player? this year? next year? 2016?
  15. dancing all they way to the dentist? should got biff to steal a motor scooter for you from the shopping centre. anyway,glad your feeling ok and the dementia hasnt got hold as yet{dc said you were mindless}but we didint listen to him.
  16. he only spends time with them for the IQ content. can you imagine the biff teaching scouts how to submarine cans and roll a 6 paper reefer.
  17. like tommy and dunny. once garland gets back? we will see them getting a less opponent and all will be ok.
  18. the abuse doesnt worry me,copped it on the field at local footy . i think the abuse comes from 5 years of nothing and it shows more than ever now with cross,vince,dunn,pedders and a few others showing absolute determination to improve and get to every contest. a good game every 5 weeks isnt enough to survive in the team,as the new coach expects more. unfortunately after 5years,he cant cut it and doesnt look like making it. he just doesnt have the ability to lift his rating with a team now doing it more,and if he cant get there now,hes got no hope when the team eventually lifts another 20%. game over im afraid.
  19. dockett 32. was the cross/watts incident in the 1st Q,? could it be seen on telly and if so what did the commentators say about it.?
  20. the next game JW plays he should go fairly well and cement another 15 games for himself. that was under other coaches,i think this bloke doesnt accept the 1/10 rule. also interesting for the plebs. pedderson is now"going ok and surprising"pppffffttt,he gets a game on his ability to play anywhere and never give up. dunny,again people say surprising but for me its about belief,and he never gives up. the bloke wearing no 3,juuuuuussssst looks like a confident no BS type.
  21. tried to sugar coat it.but its monday. we actually ended up on the 50.after meeting in reserved area. my mind was all blank after crossy gave it to JW in the 1st Q. that was my moment of serenity now.
  22. i take friends from sydney every year since thier son started playing for swans.ive have 3 memberships anddd dont have a problem doing this,as they are good people,not drongos. they recipricate by doing the right thing when im in sydney. so whats the problem,not enough empty seats for you to look at?
  23. havent read the previous 10 pages. set then scene for you. swans forward fifty line 20 mins into 1st Q. kieren jack marks the footy 15 metres from us,{yes im with friends from sydney}daniel cross gets across to man the mark and with venom turns his head and screams towards a fellow dees player. you guessed it none other than a blond headed mongoose flapping his arms and loping towards nowhere. thats our JACK WATTS,it was very interesting to see an experienced player new to our club yelling at JW and actually caring that he was a lazy bugger.hope in a private moment he conveyed this to the coach.for the good of our club. no im not picking on JW,this is just what happened for the 4395th time.
  24. got a couple of functions to attend. also have friends who work with swans,will sit with them. spend the night hearing about how good they are at after match drinks.uuhhhggg. maybe go to training tommorow,although it doesnt appeal to me. also will be avoiding anybody called biff/bbo,im to old to smoke crack. might call in at veterans hospital to see how ODs new hip is coming along. last call melbourne zoo,have to catch up with froggy at the amphibian exhibition. anzac day the actual reason for trip. cows out to DRY atm. calves on the way,last chance week off.
  25. you cook echidna on open coals,spikes down,the meat is absolutely beautiful,not that i would know. cockies,when defeathered are easy to de-lead.not bad tasting,takes about 4 to make a good pie. btw,coming up thursday for 5 days maybe,if you should see me,dont tell biff and bbo where i am. last thing i need is a night at the gat.
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