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jazza

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  1. its time. lets get over to adelaide and give the keys to the safe to p dangerfield and r sloane.
  2. apollo bay by 4 goals.10 goals to 5 in the second half.good day had by all. more yellow green pink and purple hair braided than at the mardi gras.{ferals galore}
  3. of course we measure this stuff. how else can you judge the woman you want to marry. offered biff a chance to help me milk one day{he turned me down}. interesting fact for you blokes,cows urine landing on the scalp,promotes hair growth. btw,is the one top right,dyson heppel?
  4. agreed. but freo might be worth another win for us,after what we saw last night. no,im not serious.
  5. beer,6 feet spirits .12 feet. cocktails. 14 feet and upwards. water ,2 feet
  6. chainsaw over the chin for myself. but dont let me put a downer on the boys from romsey. even our woman leave the dunny lid up during use. the girls down here are so tuff they drink cordial straight from the bottle.
  7. real men have body hair. most start shaving at 16 down this way. and thats just the girls. more facial hair down here than at an greek wedding.
  8. catch up with a few that i hit,and some that returned the favour. talk about how great we were and hang chit on the modern day players. also forget about the dreaded AFL,and pretend im not interested in it.
  9. gellibrand.{nuff nuff capitol of the district} also the choofa capitol of the district. but they have the best steak sanga you will ever get at the footy. big crowd expected,probably 250-300
  10. otway districts{dee colours} vs apollo bay. battle of the bums actually .but a good day to be had watching.
  11. put a strip of electrical tape down the side,that will make it look like a GT and it will go faster.
  12. lazy when oppo had the pill. watched him stand at chb in 1st quarter as 3 wc players jogged past him when ball was at the other side of oval, as soon as wc had a clear run,he was left flat footed as 2 unmarked wc players waxed the pill for an open goal. did this twice in the first 20 minutes and coaching staff would have been ropeable,just lazy football,not skill error but pure laziness.
  13. MERCAPTAN is the word written behind missson. all the players on this list will hopefully be cured by 2015.
  14. exactly what kingy referred to,the bryce gibbs factor also. if they want to go let em go. or sign them before it becomes and issue. poor list management doesnt help,and player managers know exactly how to exploit this.
  15. one of your better comments. i noticed young buckley from carlton playing his 2nd game the other night,he took on a tiger player with a front on challenge to a fight. not saying that fighting is good,but this 2nd gamer just stood there and said "wanna fight mate" while he may still be learning and making mistakes for the next couple of years,fact is he showed tough leadership by not backing down and probably earnt the respect of both teams on the night. we watched 3 blokes attack jack watts and said "yep your on your own fella". arrrrrr leadership,some people dont know what it means in footy.
  16. 13 days to go. then its pin the drug on the footballer day.
  17. it involved an arm,rubber glove and a bit of tenderness,well that was the hard way. biff and bbo,seem to have the cow smile by using different methods.
  18. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwasnt a happy drive home. then found out the locals lost. just hasnt been a good 12 months
  19. you thought tomorrow was sunday?
  20. i try to stay positive at all times about our list. the only one ive kniffed is michie,just lazy from the first 20 mins yesterday. although young it is something that cant be coached out,and probably why he was a reserve player. feel for him,but we are in no position to carry players anymore,those days have to go, as of today.
  21. dont understand how anybody can even rate hoges as yet. i havent bothered and wont until we see him 2 years under his belt.
  22. 1/well there is 4 teats in the pic. 2/i would still have to go oi to get her to follow me to the gate. 3/after milking she would need a good feed of oats and molassis. 4/thanks mate ,i needed that
  23. mmmmm it is the same as neeld in that respect. its just that neeld had no credentials and the fans canned him after the same distancing from the playing group after a massive loss. PR has more runs on the board and more buddies in the press. anyway,this wont solve our probs.
  24. brett ratten
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