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  1. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Sun shining here,glorious day for all that live in the paddock. Looming court case has bought me indoors,Was hoping for an early knockout from that bloke Justice Middleton. PS.if you want to warm the hands up,stick them down your trouser front,or better still one of the girls trouser fronts.
  2. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Yep,taste buds are funny. Went for a counter meal and had some avacado{pillow biter food}it actually has a taste.Who would have thought. Can now smell cows coming up the dairy lane,And can enjoy some of the nicer things. Also can smell the chit thats wearing some of our jumpers on the weekends. If i turn my nose in a certain direction,i can smell the slags of the gat when they lift their arms.
  3. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Feel sorry for the council worker who empties the portaloo you use Biff. BTW day 71.and getting some feeling back into brain and tastebuds.
  4. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    This thread has lost all credibility since the FROG croaked it. The footy content has completely gone downhill. And BBO has lost 2 grams.
  5. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    You crazy mixed up teenager you.
  6. jazza replied to Cards13's post in a topic in General Discussion
    Just saw the movie LUCY. dont waste your money,its krap Going to see 100 foot journey next.
  7. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Maybe they could invite Jeff Fenech to join them. BBO and the Biff,would like to be punched around the ring no doubt.
  8. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Weve actually improved in so many places As a football person[x coach player ,junoir coach }our lines have improved a lot. Second year around and the overall will be much much better er. Watts is a graph of the clubs last 5 years,the occasional Quarter and nothing else, Unfortunately some of the weakened supporters have fallen for the love trap and cant let go their feelings for a bloke who is just no good.
  9. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Dont do that gramps,its bad for your health. Take a long breath{or get machine to do it} and think of the clean out PR will do to the list. If that doesnt excite you,think of BBO in his lycra doing water aerobics with 26 fat shielas. That should make you smile and forget yestedays drubbing.
  10. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Andd whats wrong with teats resting on gutz?
  11. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Using words like flaccid/swell in the same post mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm This exercise krap has gone to your head my good man. Quit now before you start a new life of health and fitness overload. Besides barbells,pppfffttt you already have a best mate who is a dumbell so why change.
  12. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    hahahahahahahahha So let me get this right. You are Fat,Bald and Ugly and now besides being an alco you're trying to change by getting rid of the puppyfat. haaaaaaaaahhahahahhahaWont work BBO,you will still be ugly andbald besides being an alky. Give up now,before you embarass this thread and all the old,fat balding posters that rely on you're normality.
  13. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Cool,i dont mind an armless joke. D59 Pangs are lessening but ever so slowly.And yes its colder than a witches t1t down here
  14. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Boxhead down the road tried playing music ti his years ago.He got laughed at for 14 years and then we just gave him stick every big night out.Dutchies are about as sharp as bowling balls.
  15. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    There should be a thread to discuss this in the off season. Biff and RED could be monitors of such thread,like the Hamish and Andy of DL.There summer jobs.
  16. jazza replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Broad is dying for a go as captain{imo}. Pujara and Rahine both look like they can handle most types of pitches.
  17. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Thought you pimped cows for a living,so we are in a similar business.{thats what BBO told me} We also use a lot of chemicals,so there is natural connection to our trades. I even thought we could do a job swap,But then i feared for my girls as you would for yours.{although yours dont have 4 teats]
  18. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    fixed for you big fella. Always a job on the farm for you,only thing needed alarm clock and gumboots.
  19. Playing against lessor matured kids. PR likes to recruit either a top class athletic type of kid or he would rather let another club mature and develop a player for him. Thats why hes a master of trades.{let somebody else take the risk}we will pick up the right player.
  20. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Get the nurse to plug your machine back in.
  21. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    SUFFERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Next thing you will be a pinko lezzo tree hugger. See what vietnam does to people.
  22. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    All be on way to market by next week. Eat well my friend.
  23. Stringer Bontempelli Dalhuis Horvat They all seem to put their head over the pill from the first bounce.
  24. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Must be getting old and grumpy.Wanted to jump through telly and grab JW by the nuts and tell him to have a go from the start. Geez i need female company for a day big time,50 days without a durry and the temper is ready for an explosion.
  25. Probably a horse lover,year starts on august 1st.