jazza

Anybody travelling up the highway,If you see a scooterman,stop and pick him up.

56 tests for 4 centuries at No3. Probably the first time in australian cricket history,somebody has got away with that.good luck to him i suppose. The standard of catching in world cricket is pitiful

Shoulda had a Q fever shot before you left.I even coulda done it,still got some in the back shed.

Very unusual for a skipper to elevate himself up the order.?

Such a big call for a bloke who hasnt played a game at this level yet. Has a back injury{worst kind} And about to debut in a team that has to improve in key areas.

Touch saty's scooter,and you will be on report fella.

So romsey,an al quiada training base?

I dont milk foriegners. Biff seems to be the one for that.

Thought Biff got chicks to pick up his orders from the golden triangle. Who is milking your herd whilst you are gone?

Glen mcgraw to a west indian batsman. What does brian laras kok taste like.? W/indian I dont know ask your wife.

Settle down mate,chipper is a professional footyballer and has'nt nor should'nt have the time to answer every silly little request sent in by some non descript pimply face schoolkid thats never played a game of AFL in his life. Get a grip and give these blokes the space they need.

Jeffy has probably now made JH a project player and given the club the chance to develop him for another year{wont hurt}. Last preseason i banged on about the fitness of Jamar,His place in the team changes the make up of the forward line.Its vitally important he is in the team at this stage.

Dont give it to saty.We cant afford him to be sick,his reports to vital.

Crossed me mind once or twice,But his wife has a face like a busted rsole.

Im going with Fitzy.

Thought a snake wouldve known the answer to this. Broke the drought yesterday and feel guilty as sin this morning. 360 degrees in the nuttsack and had a few cold ones and 4 ciggies with neighbour.Cant beleive i fell for the old 3 card trick.Given myself severe rumpus kicking this morning.

Always wondered if sth american animals can still be milked in this heat,and what sort of cheese they would produce.

Bout 48 in the crotch down this way. More flies in the shed than blades of grass in paddock. no volunteers for helping me at this stage.

My son plays for the mighty Bristol dockers. And gets the afl deal.for every game

Yeah,I will give it a crack.

Is this the world's hottest bikini? Jobs done.

Was in Darwin in the 70s and all beer was imported by boat {the melbourne trader i think}anyways most sensible humans only drank victorian beer,The occasional fool drank xxxx,After a wharfie strike and all victorian beer gone from pubs,we resorted to drinking xxxx.Some fool actually paid for southwick and got laughed outta town. They couldnt even give that ginspi55 away.except for western aussies with no taste.for beer or life

aaahhhh outback ginspi55, Emu,Southwick,Swan lager. Nothing better than an ex Victorian FIFO,telling locals how good their beer is.Especially when they are from Corio,Broadmedows and other such centres of excellence.

Agree with the heat bit. Not sure if he could hold a stubbie and tongs at the same time.After all he's a western australian. Isnt this time of the year good for discussing the important things.

Niether,BBO and Biff,go to the "G" to burn effigies of anybody who drops a catch. Hence the ashes.