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Ciggie watch day 11 Most people on the woman in footy thread have misunderstood my opinion. I think all umpires should be female,they do a great job in country footy and try to be fair as they seem to have something to prove. They would add greatly to the game as most young men wouldnt backanswer and they{woman} would then feel involvement with the game. But woman coaches at AFL level are miles away from getting the top jobs, Some of the posters{most}on the stkilda woman coaching thread have no idea of football infrastructure and are commenting with the old silly thing of "its good for footy a woman being coach". Thats just a silly footy loving but no experience comment,womans footy dont have any infratructure to support woman in footy. But the umpiring fraternity DOES have a great infrastructure to support anybody who wants to umpire.

GO AWAY NOW Patches are for the weak. Im doing this the old fashioned way and its working ALLRIGHT.

Raced trough the members yesterday with the nephew in tow,avoiding the old mates who still smoke i waved the hand and said gurday.Went to the usual spot next to the meatloaf memorial tunnel{you can exit for a ciggie very quickly form here}. After game raced out and headed back to geelong for dinner with nephew for support,couldnt stand it half way back,stopped at garage and bought 2 packs of chocolate rollos{remember them]scoffed most before even hitting geelong.. It was then i realised what a chit game we just witnessed,you are on the money redleg,umpiring was shouse.

They are only doing as instructed. No push in the back. Best player doesnt want to be first in for footy anymore. Kids learning to be 2nd to ball and make a "perfect"tackle to get credits from coach. Interchange has ruined this game and allowed bums to refresh on bench and attack champions.

Im in a terrible position.achievements mean nothing at this stage.And dont give me that namby pamby krap about feeling better,because i dont and getting angry at least 3 times a day.Gee the cig companies really earnt the money with me. A/a ciggie would be nice right now B/a ciggie would be bad for me anytime

Ive said this before,push in the back was the main free kick when i played.Its now non existent,was bbo said"why be first in for the pill? Got through the game and drive home without 1 smoke,chit it was hard.Especially after stopping at kardinia cafe{best pizza}the urge to light up after food was incredible. And then i thought of OD being stuck in hospital counting his days left,that kept me upbeat for another 45 seconds.

Havent broken yet.

Biff missed out oin getting his tattoo licence.He didnt qualify. On the way up first thing in the morning{cappaccino in city before game}see you in the members for the victory drink after the game

Dealer. Knock shop owner and operator. Second hand{stolen}car retailer. Tobacconist. Brewer. Owner of 2 shirts.1 pair of thongs and a pair of mocco's. Mobile phone collector and reseller. Collects cigarette butts for resale. Collects cash and jewellery of late night part goers for safe keeping and reselling. Does government agency work also{collects dole}. There is few of business lines he operates,but cant be mentioned here.

Pinkolezzos with no dishes to wash.the cop should taze a couple of em and send em home. Whats happened to the real world,biff would be twisted in the gutz to see a thread about ffffffemale football coaches in the AFL But the real laugh is the cappaccino sippers who missed the point.

Hanging off biffs arm??

Because OD is due for a new skin replacement,i think posting pictures of the donor is in poor taste.

Been smoking for 41 years,can smoke upside down while pulling a calf,tried everything to break the rotten dirty stinking habit. Thats why ive been so grouchy on that other thread RaB,What a great way to get rid of the DTs from smoking,just stir the living christ out of a cappaccino drinker. So thats my lot,calving,milking,quitting and counting raindrops making mud in the paddock. Christ i need a durrie,NNOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Anyway might be popping in spasmodically and trying not to be agro towards you old farts.

What sort of docos?

Was a major oversight. These people should be in the olympics,then there would be no more clay pigeons to litter the planet.

OUT LIST WOULD BE. farmers females. sportsmen. politicians. truck drivers. computer geeks. armed forces personal. clerics of any denomination THE IN LIST. fishermen.[patience to sit on a rock and relax} business people.{get other people to work for you} shysters.{collect others money without working} professional poker players{they do nothing but swan around casinos?}

Sorry gramps, Have you noticed OD has a new nurse to write his remarks for him? And he also has a new gallbladder,medical science keeping this ancient man alive is something to behold. Whatll they think of next?

Still last night for me atm. Given up the durries and working non stop atm. Ready for a tilt at anything that moves,loving an argument on the new female coaching guru at the saints.

Nephew of homer and cousin to bart and biffs alter ego.

best meat though. It might be yuk,but im just answering the question. froggy led me into it.

After cutting their throats,hang em for about 2 days to bleed properly.

Typical,takes holidays when calving season on. Tell him to take a bath,shave,haircut and get his teeth straightened. Take him down to the nearest bowls club for a game of canasta with the girls and then he may act like OD and be nice for a change. Dont let him sniff the metho or else its bon voyage and back to being a certified pest. Actually your the wrong person to be doing this,perhaps get RaB to look after him.

WJ,comes across more of a wheel of cheese,bridge,visit OD for a singalong and cucumber sangers at the botanical gardens groover to me.

think i may have called stuie",frank burns".almost regretful now,{almost]

Its definitely the beer garden,shirts are optional by the looks of it. Tank top on his girlfriend looks normal for those types of places.although she shouldnt be passing on 2nd hand smoke to biff.