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  1. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Still gotta case of Uncle Sam left,If anybody wants a can let me know.{not 1972 prices though]
  2. jazza replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    We havent had the ability to play "slow" wickets for many years. Marsh looked comfortable for a debutant on a slow wicket. Doolan =i cant get a handle on whether hes gonna make it.
  3. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Froggy's for play=You ready love. Biff's =Hang on a tic. OD's=Nurse can you lift my arm please.
  4. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    DC,now needs 3 ice cream sticks and an elastic band to get the job done. The blue rinse set would yodel about and stand up gentlemen of that age.
  5. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Vietnamese waltz. Passo doblay. Keys in the hatto.
  6. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Speak to any private schoolboy. Or follow up with questions to some of our recently delisted.
  7. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    One of the best ways to learn dance,Is to put 3-4 little stones in your shoes. Hurts like buggery,but the results are worth it.
  8. jazza replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Dean Jones spoke about the crowd and explained everybody over there is on work permits,They cant get 'time off" He also said they were looking to play day/night tests as the weather would be perfect and after 6 would be a regular sell-out. Doolan drops a sitter. Rogers just misses latching onto a super difficult one. Okeefe's action looks very bush league,Hope its just the first test nerves. Pitch will turn into a nightmare if you dont have patience.
  9. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Looks like the Ovens @Murray is in for a bumper season and some of thier clubs going broke.
  10. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Evidence against Oscar left him without a leg to stand on.
  11. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Didnt see the plaque,But certainly noticed the egg farms. Prefer Lethbridge.
  12. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Your hearing might be going DC. I think the clansmen were yelling out to the poms. Goose Goose Goose.
  13. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    I will go with hermaphrodite,the old jamie lee curtis factor. Hopefully this will spice things up a bit.
  14. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Do you honestly think i gonna waste my line on the rabble that collects in here. DC would run amok if i divulged it. Biff would get it as a tattoo on his hand so as not to forget it.
  15. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Used my well worn line,And licked my eyebrows.
  16. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Thats one fox i wouldnt shoot.
  17. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    AAAhhhhhhhhhhh reminds me of better days when i met the missus. Although my haircut was better than his,And i didnt posses a cammoflague shirt.But the girl looks similar to my wife at the same age.
  18. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    A few blokes every year get retired by these assassins. Mostly broken toes and bruised ribs are the normal injury. The things we do for you city milk drinking folk. Silage done and still no ciggys,no wonder im getting headaches.
  19. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    The syringe,latex gloves and banana shaped object all contributed to my thoughts.
  20. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    That reminds me,Must make a doctors appointment today.
  21. jazza replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    No but Pat Cummings is back.
  22. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Trade week is similar to bathurst. Watch the start for maybe some action. Then watch the end for the final paper scurrying official running into AFL headquarters with the paperwork for a c grader your club has just secured.
  23. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Happy days, mate. Still not offering to put your hand in own pockets. Keep slinging cowboy.
  24. jazza replied to Cards13's post in a topic in General Discussion
    Thanks for that,on the previews at the cinema they must only show the good bits{duh}and you think the movie looks alright until somebody tells you different. Of course the "star"of the movie is a piece of wood dud actor anyway.
  25. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Just got in,Whats happened? And please dont say we got winderlich