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Unlike South American farmers,im working,Tried washing my hair in the red wine and its chit.So im sticking to guzzling it by the bucket load.Even cooked using the said wine last night and tonight. Anybody looking for Biff wont find him,he's down here helping me milk cows and drinking wine of all sorts. Would swap this camel's pi55 for a ciggie anyday,but desperately want to beat BBO in the monthly abstinance competition. If anybody has idea's of what other wines i can taste over the next 27 days please pass on suggestion's.

The taste of wine is so hard to get out of the system. Brushing my teeth with it hasnt worked.

Just ordered 3 gallon of red wine and 420 packets of chewing gum from the local soopy. Spose i will win the monthly bet with BBO and learn to guzzle red at the same time. Wish biff was here to help.

welcome back,big fella.

Bet you say that to all the boys.

Me too.Actually got european trash beer my son bought for me{he's home and is all euro BS now} Bloody slovenians,what would they know about grog.

Chocolate=check Extra chewing gum=check Poofta salad for dinner=check. Beer in slab form=check 2 balls=check Dairy farmer attitude=check Your on South American importer of feral animals,you me one month.

Try a smaller fork.

Standing on the wrong side of barrier.

Specialists say its too hard on the hammies at this stage of pre.

When OD was in the Crimean war,he said it was sung after every light brigade charge.

Balls was said to frequent the Croxton park on saturday night's after a big win.

Thank's for everything mate. BTW,anybody give you a ride back from Marooch or did you push back?

Pablo is the prefered choice of coffee at the beech forest community shop and beer hall. The digs in scotland are from the days of viking and are a favourite haunt of No1 son. Of course for BBO,the real aussies live down this way,no pinko-lezzo hipster,pipe legged tree hugging hippies down this way.

Mmmmmm the majority of posters on this board dont consider you a hipster either. BBO doesnt qualify because of his cheap holidays in asia's minnow states. Real hipster's visit places such as Machu Pichu,Mexican beer factories and Scottish archeological digs.

You are only a hipster when drinking Coopers if you lay the bottle down before opening to let the sediment infuse. Dont think you are smart enough to do that.Ethans IQ would qualify him.

Probably watched every Beatles video/movie/docco ever made, And after any advertisement for a new show i think yeah,seen it and its just rehashed stuff adinfinateum. But last night on SBS,they showed a George Harrison doco,It had beatles film ive never seen,after following the band for 50 years,i still find it amazing that YOKO ONO has the rights to some fantastic material that she releases bit by bit. McCartney once said she had tapes of himself and John playing some new material,She refused to let him have it and recreate it in studio for the fans. Even at the end of last nights show,the credits were for yoko and her film library.

Charlie Yankos used too knock off work early{4.00}and head to the ground to play an international. He reckoned all players should have a full time job. He also kicked the living daylights out of anybody getting into our defensive box. In the dictionary under the word patriotism is a picture of the Charlie Yankos and his left boot.

PR,will drag the older ruckman through the season and when he needs it will "trade" for an experienced one. How to run a ruck division in modern footy by PR.

Yep,I wouldnt wear a union jack either. Besides it could play havoc with the scooter wheels.

Charlie Yankos might disagree with that. But all the same,TV has made us love Timmy for the better.His goals for the national team have been terrific and last night certainly was worth watching.

I think with Dawes leading so far up the ground{creating space}and the coach using forwards to help clog up midfield {we need that to help our mids}Jeffy will kick 30. He probably had some off field issues and also didnt want to play MMs defensive first role. PR will let that non-defensive attitude remain if he kicks goals. Win for us this pick up.

So,Pete Roberts sits atop this?lucky bugger

Backwards at a fast rate of knots,Although humour has picked up and looking forward to sparring with thye plebs. Speaking of which,isnt it amazing how the poorer parts of farming society can at least pretend to travel overseas by going to asia.

Nobody could have looked worse than Jones in 85.