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  1. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Come back here and enjoy the winter you weaky.
  2. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    After our dads kicked us up the clacker so much,i guess we didnt want to do that to our own kids.And now we have soft,forgiving latte sipping spoilt brats.Just imagine? what kid would go overseas to say thialand/vietnam and not donate this time to his parents,what an ungrateful pack of voters we have unloaded on the country. Sun just came out down here btw.
  3. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    The mud aint good for curing baldness,thats a fact.
  4. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Monday, yoo beauty,DAY37. Mud nearly up to knees and it aint getting easier,wheres biff when you need help milking cows on a frosty morn? Just come to the realisation.i hate footy played in Darwin and hate it even more when its on fox.
  5. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    BBO had 6 girls knocking and thumping on his front door this morning. Cops were called and he eventually let them out. aaahhh Vietnam,318 wonder of the world.
  6. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Noticing you and BBO are in the asian region. Are you looking at better importation deals? Are you looking at better ways to import,without being caught? How come your in the kidney selling capitol ? How come BBO is in the Gary Glitter capitol? Serious questions to be answered before the weeks out, Whilst there can one of you pick up ODs elcheapo meds? BTW,have either of you seen BIFF in your travels?
  7. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Yep,the courts documents are official and it actually binds them. Never wanted somebody hurt until this saga.
  8. jazza replied to dee-luded's post in a topic in Other Sports
    Cards13 watched the LA doco last night.Looked horrible for cycling.Such a shame for a sport.
  9. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Just cut him up into chunk sizes,Put the piece of coathanger wire through the middle and tie it to the inside of the pot. Although the puppy would be better,crays love cats,puppies,bunnies and all dead stinky hairy animals{no OD jokes}
  10. jazza replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    West indies vs Enzed, one of the best series ive watched for quite awhile.
  11. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Crayfish bait comes in all forms.
  12. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm cigarsmmmmmmmmmmmmmm \NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Think ive finally{maybe}done it DC . No cigars ,cigarellos orbark rolled in newspaper,the cycles broken mate. But thanks for the idea.
  13. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    |The 2 chicks in the background? great great great granddaughters of OD?
  14. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Officially,justa bout clean after 41 years of service to the darts. Every now and then under pressure,i could sell my firstborn for a durry.,but that lessons daily.
  15. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Yes yes,its 1965 and your about to celebrate your 85th birthday sir.Now sit back in your nice repat bed and relax gramps.
  16. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    dont care either way. but he has been a fat lazy turd who only runs when he feels like it{over last 6 years] I am amazed at the credit this bloke gets,col has finally gone and i see JF as the end of the lazy we get paid and are AFL players type at our club.
  17. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    At your age,the arms tend to get tired very quickly.
  18. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Nah i doubt he was windowshopping. But i can imagine the nightmares the poor kid would be having for years to come.
  19. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Dont do that. They will overtax you and make you work 16 hours per day. On the plus side you will get some interesting teats to pull on.
  20. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Keep up the good work. You and wyl will bring back loads of support for our country. Ambassadors of goodwill the pair of you.
  21. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Get ya hand off it. Stop name dropping.
  22. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Yep, love it, years ago the old man had a spiv at the door,trying to sell olive trees{yes thats true}and then in the late 70s a similar spivv was trying to tell us that the next BIG thing would be ostrich egg farming{dad didnt bite} weve also had ,emu,mexican beans,and of course deer farming{my favorite} which my little sister thought would be ".cute' So weve had everything except banana tree salesman at the door. BTW D27 and ive just collected the dog,after he blew off the chain at 3 this morning.{its windy atm}
  23. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Yes,dermies son batted it away.
  24. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    That would be cards13 {hes a cyclist}and he would be getting colostumin,straight from the source{illegal} as all TDF people are cheats.
  25. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    We export milkers to china{good money too}they only will buy BaW though.{mystery of the orient?} Most of australias "good" milk goes straight to factory and turned into powder for asian sales.they are our biggest customer because they dont like breast feeding. Had 3 calves in the boot of the old mans ford,but never a bull in the passengers seat. I generally got caught with young heifers in my front seat.