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  1. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    He says with his hands nowhere near his pockets. Dont avoid the girl who needs glasses. Try to sling mud at me,typical city slicker,All over big boy,no balls for you. BBO,tell me the old mans name and i will at least try to get something done. Go to the nearest chemist,buy some elcheapos and i will cover it for ya mate.
  2. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    We get FA breaks these days,Interesting that somebody like you are probably seen at heritage listing protests.But dont wont to go back living in a cave.I wouldnt have a problem with that.especially with the punching the kid in the face parents among us today. Happy to pay for the kids glasses.Seeing as you havent offered a cent kokbreath.Lenghten your arms,before throwing mud at others. Although fathers like that should be horsewhipped as the first priority.
  3. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Thanks for the advice dad.
  4. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Nerve touched Cindy.? BTW,we need good people in the community,
  5. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Yeah,the maffs teacher made me the bloke i is today.{multiply everything by 4 will make u a good farmer] Can actually remember a teacher botting a [censored] off a student one day.
  6. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Ever been fishing BBO?
  7. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Biff thinks algebra is a pakistani beer.
  8. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Agreed,education for the smart ones.{already wrote that] Let the real workers leave in form 3 and get the real work done. But rsoles who stand over kids because of their position deserve a car wash every now and then.
  9. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Not really insulting R@B,just some teachers were rsoles. Couldnt wait to finish school and work on the farm. School is only meant to be for smart alecs who want to go to university. Otherwise its the biggest waste of time. Cant believe how much of our tax goes to some of these bludgers. Algebra pppppppffffffftttttttttttttttt probably never helped biff spilt an ounce into the right properties.
  10. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Through cow pats all over a teachers car once. Got belted for it by the old man ,afterwards he told me "all teachers are politicians that could spell proper". Yep i shoulda went for the gold medal and did all the teachers cars.
  11. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    The horn tends to poke you in funny places. Ask biff about it,he has experience.{well that what BBO told me}.
  12. jazza replied to Cards13's post in a topic in General Discussion
    Yeah,i think my TV is gonna be broken then.Just heartbroken i will miss it.
  13. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    When it comes to current sqeezes,I pick the one without horns.
  14. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    What you said was so shocking,it has sent OD to america for counselling.
  15. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Not the first time that line has been used.
  16. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Not amish,But i can lick me eyebrows{well thats what i used to tell the girls]
  17. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Im from the wrong side of the river for that technology rubbish.Besides the old man would roll in the grave if i had satellite. Must admit 774 is the only station on the dial.Bonus today,I didnt have to milk.
  18. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Just cracked the top off a tassie heavy. About to swallow a scotch fillet and poofta salad. Lifes not all bad,besides top day to spend in the cab. Got through the bulk of the work and spent quality time thinking about PR pulling off the trade deal of the century.
  19. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Heart bleeding for you and the biffinator on such an eventful and exhausting day.
  20. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Poor bugger.take the rest of the day off,and put your feet up.
  21. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Anybody want to drive a tractor? Pay is rubbish,hours long and no reward whatsoever. Just got off for the first time since this morning. And have come to the realisation,im getting old and cranky. Silage season is a bastard.
  22. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Dont know if i will live 4 more years.But have been backed into corners before and won. Just thinking about how many overseas holidays i paid for some BAT executive.
  23. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    Welcome back froggy. See you later OD.{enjoy} Just passed the 4 month barrier,food is somewhat better,but by christ those cows stink.
  24. jazza replied to Cards13's post in a topic in General Discussion
    Might release my top 5,and start by nominating Anchorman 2.
  25. jazza replied to Cards13's post in a topic in General Discussion
    My daughter put on a friends video yesterday,"is this the end" i think thats what it was called. 4th worst movie of all time,avoid at all costs.