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Bloody hospital didnt tell me that. Dont want to end up like BBO and Biff,im just a farmer and cant afford to live on the street selling drugs for a living. But these little pills do work,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no pain.

first holiday in 28 years.enjoying the rest but now bored{literally}and its time to pull a few teats and get the chitters into shed. Think the after OP drug was endeem?,but whatever it is It works great. Was going to get biff to bring around some extra,but couldnt find him or his mate BBO,So im rationing what ive got left.

Thought i heard last night that one of our new recruits came from beverly hills FC,same as PR.

You couldnt have chosen a better craft. Plastic is now killing the planet at a faster rate than than any other man made thing. But plastic cups for women is something i hadnt heard of until i read TCOs comment. Anyway back to bed for me as i watch another movie behind eyelids.

Notice the "cups" on those girls.

Ive been having it for the past wwweek and ITS great. Just realised no biff,whats happened to him, locked up for not paying parking tickets?

Mmmmm,the interview did seem like these boys are prepared for the big time. What the hell have you done to your avatar.You look like zsa zsa gabor with a mink around the neck?

Think you are right crawf. The last 2 drafts{roos best known quality}have been good. Should be a great time to get a membership for anybody fencesitting.

You are just a grumpy old codger with dreams of failure. Enter the modern world and dream of winning and going overseas on cruise ships.

Kyber Pass is now starting to spit thunder at alarming rate.But still no rain forecast. Thanks for asking OD.

Petracca,hhhmmmm sniffs a lot like Frank Zappa after a long plane flight.

Not surprised training cancelled today. Everybody still laughing at carltons draft choices. Interesting comment about mac's little brother by sheehan"he's big and just like tommy"

Hyphenated names are popping up everywhere,trend started on the cosby show. Just shows how far behind the americans we are. One wonders if the trend will last more than 5 years. The next big trend will be to follow Harry and Brian Lake and we might see name changes become the new fashion. JackHisCocks could be next cab off the rank to do this "name change thingeemabob'

Exactly,this group{18-55}is the most productive of all . Endine is a friend indeed.

Well they've got male nurses,so we might as well use those terms. was in a room where all the blokes had the same operation.The look on the faces when wheeled in afterwards was so funny,until i realised i must have been in the same shape a couple of hours earlier. One of the blokes has vintage norm gunston on tape and its side splitting humour at best.The young nurses have no idea what the old codgers room is laughing about.

Gave me something to talk about to the bloke in the next bed {he looks stuffed}its getting soft when they put melted cheese on chicken{chit}and some green looking tree on the plate also. The nurses tell you to "get rest" and then wake you every hour for tests? then it takes another 20 mins to get back to sleep while hearing the poor bugger in the next room scream for GCSs{oh god}.

Yeah,hes alright.Im looking for an excuse to get out of jail. The food is awful and this joint mustve been full of under 25s,they serve yoghurt here.

Probably like yours has felt after the 146 operations and organ transfers youve recieved. The nurse said i can go home and not work for another 10 days.{blah blah blah] The pain is awful and laying in bed is doing nothing for morale. Trying to convince doc{young gun with swarmmy attitude}to let me go home and watch draft,and maybe get a kick out of seeing somebody get tazered on cops. Its difficult when you have a young kid{23}looking after the paddocks and cows.Im in more pain from worry than the OP. And god bless all nurses.

Dead right OD.Redlegs power base is being eroded and nobody is standing up for him. Soon every countdown will be sixties puppet show exhibits and redleg will be a countdown master of the past. Perhaps we should get rpfc to start a page on this with a vote,to at least give old redleg the chance to maintain his countdown authority.

Looks like we will take Bloggs with our third round pick.

First thing out of operating theartre i wanted was a smoke.Dont know why,cant explain it,but yes desperately wanted a ciggie. Of course the drugs then wear off and you only beg the nurse for painkillers for the next 24 hours.

Yep,still off fags. Got tailshaft re-aligned,hurts like buggery and not very nice staying in the OD ward. Nurse tells me that being off fags saves a lot of trouble before,during and after surgery.

Recovering from grease and oil change at base hospital{yes hitting ODs favourite spots}. Giggling head off as i see these pics, At least there is teat,too bad only 2 per cow. Can you imagine having to get the footy after kicking over fence.

Really sad when we say Watson the best option at 3.{but its heading that way] Cant believe Hughes name keeps getting mentioned when Doolan has at least shown more grit and fighting quality over his wicket than Hughes. Like the way you throw in a bogdy like Handscomb.{at least your thinking laterally something the selectors dont} Lyon{whom i think bowls nude nuts}has fought his way into the team for his performance against the odds in india and the failed AAAO affair.And earnt his stripes.

So after seeing Marcia naked,youve got problems with where you park your bike??