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1/Never. 2/Generally from left to right back to front.{but im a molly dooker}although the farmers magazine, U PULL I DRINK. has never given a definite answer to this age old question.

Real man.huh,not like those latte sippers and seaweed eaters from east melbourne way. Straight from the teat is even better.

Bloody city people,with their skinny milks,no wonder the country's buggered. If you drank and paid for REAL milk,id be in a better financial position . BTW lost a few calves last night as it was colder than a mother in laws kiss down here. Been raining cats n dogs all night. D25.

Had a great day at the footy yesterday. Biff turned up with red socks and a couple of bundy cans hidden in is duffel jacket. RaB got there late because his triple latte was leaking from the cup and he went to exchange it. Worst part of the day,there was no sign of OD,BBO and redleg,rumour has it they were sharing the same oxygen bottle in the members{well thats what biff said}disappointed frog didnt make it over to meet the younger of the group{RaB myself}and enjoy a day out at the footy. BTW biff smells like stale pi55 and rotten hamburgers,but we decided he is sorta alright.

Just do a bushmans handkerchief and we will know who we are.

No gummies{im not that backward}staying in the big smoke saturday night.BTW OD will be the one getting pushed by his carer and should have an oxygen bottle strapped to his side{will be easy to spot],RaB is the one im worried about,got a strange feeling hes really under 55 and is a cappaccino sipper{just a guess}And DC ive got no idea what to think,maybe a cravat and sailors pipe with gaucho type jeans.?

Yep i know the van,the one that sells proper snags in a roll and they dont cost 38.00 either. See you blokes there,i will be wearing a dees beanie{its very old} blue jeans and a face that looks 300 years old.

Yeah,ive quit one of them,dont do another one,And the other 2 ,well im working on em.just not rushing.

About 800 and who cares about money at this stage of the game.{sorry to sound elitist}its the 20 days im counting and nothing else matters. But yes,sunday quite happy to shout a round after the game.

DAY 20 big boy. Fresh as a daisy,

Thanks for the help{i think}pangs down to twice per day and lessoning,i run into the smartalecs who say things like"oh its wonderful after a week you feel so much better blah blah fcuknblah".thats absolute krap,i feel horrible at least twice per day with these rotten feelings within and nothing can alter the brainwaves.It seems to be so horrible at times i could drive the 15 ks to town and kill for a [censored].And then the feeling disappears for 10-12 hours.So after 41 years of paying for my addiction,im hoping its over. Daughter had second last appointment with heart surgeon today and its all going forward at this stage.{phew}anyrate see you all at the north game if possible,let me know the meeting place,{make sure biff doesnt know}and time please.

no,ots apang in the brain for nocotene,i started on the first day of month,GoInG WEll IfInK.

Odds on biff staying longer than 21 days before enforced layoff? Odds on froggy getting over here for a game this year? Odds on OD not having another emergency operation this week.? bte,OD the day is wednesday,time for your pap smear.

Biff,will be parking his moped in the downstairs carpark shortly. Once hes done that,he will be in your ward post haste with a syringe full of goodness for you.

Can all this computer mumbo jumbo get you over to the north game,in virtual reality maybe?{bad excuse for not attending btw} I will be there representing you anyway froggy,well hopefully i will get there.

aaah,the first meeting of biff and BBO.friendships last lifetimes.

no,to answer your question,he doesnt work.But he likes to portray the idea,so that he comes across as a commoner {like biff and BBO}, Being called the frog has confused me about his lifestyle,Maybe hes a doctor that counts tadpoles?{inexplainable to you OD}. This would give him the time he spends on the computer.

Hope you and your carer enjoy the day. We are starting to look like a club again,although there is many doubtful supporters still out there.

You may soon realise the cathata has come out and urine is giving you the warm feeling. Just got back from the shop and no don fans present this morning{wonder why}i think my mates are actually hiding around the corner laughing because ive got nobody to brag to. The trip home seems to be getting shorter,come up with 3 reasons,not smoking d16/,dees winning,or im getting ODs disease and going senile.Either way the trips shorter and happier this year.I equate it to biff not being here.

dairy farmers like good infrastructure,we also only play with 4 nipples.

Probably because some beefed up south sea pommy has injected unknown fluids into the sheep via rectum.

All of our major milk processing plants are owned by Kiwis or Canadians now. Going down to lavers hill today and see if any don fans up for a chat. Been avoiding town as i dont want to buy fags,but today could be worth the chitstir.

d13. morning everybody,to bad about that essendon business.hahaahahahhahahhahahhahahhha

Biff caught the train to mansfield and booked into the local backpackers,Hasnt been seen since. BBO said he might have been arrested for spitting in a public place? or found a german female backpacker aged over 60.

D12 Depends,if he does it at the rate biff does things ,then the answer is yes. Otherwise about 4 years frogmaster.