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Fox getting into the calfs,desperately need you shooting skills down here biff.

For the first time in 30 odd years,id have to agree it would be worth 5 straight weeks of watching,rather than the foreplay we are about to endure.

BBs post,was about number of goals kicked.

hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahahhaha Very rude BB,very rude. Poor OLD DEE,hairless,since 1932

Quote of the year.

The little fat feller said "daymo has been working on this all day" The story was that there was no story. Australian TV at its best.

Sunday Observer. Since the wife passed{i finally can say that}daughter and i havent watched television news or read a newspaper,A bit out of fear and a lot out of absolute chit they come up with. Yesterday after some shopping,the daughter returns to car with sunday paper saying they give it to for free if you spend 30 bucks. Picked it up 10 minutes ago to discover front page headlines. Sonia Kruger pregnant{big deal} Doc edelston splits{big deal} Government tax funded bad back pensioner returns home from HOLIDY{what are those}in Macedonia and goes to his regular{cant afford that either}pub and throws 50 bucks{cant do that often myself}on the keno and wins 2 mill. Colsed paper and started computer to see whos on demonland.{actually making sure OD is alive}

looks like R@B going to get the sunday paper.

Now that youve seen 100 foot jane,do yopurself a favour and see a trip to italy.

buy your GKs the noiseiest present imaginable and make sure it uses batteries. Then sit back and watch the parents get driven mad. Good pastime.

Gotta be a cravat and parachute undies,while speaking in russian.

Ya reckon he goes to all the grabagranny nights and wears a cravat for showtime?

AAHHHHH The prince of perfume smellers enters the room and makes his way over to the debutants table.

Biff=solid citizen and all time good person. Frogg=Cant spell and uses pictures to communicate. BBO=retired fashion model and all round expert on exercise and love. Redleg=complete lack of common sense,but tolerated due to knowledge of hard licker. R@B=world travel expert who designs tour schedules for the rich and famous. OLD DEE=fought in the boer war and limped through the 1st and 2nd world wars,now kept alive by machines DC=some sort of geek that enjoys probing the minds of all on this thread. Moonshadow=Guru of mindless thought and savvy to all the traps set by the above. Everybody else =including myself,just generate the common sense part of the thread and keep an eye on the subject matter. And that is a clear and concise roundup of the thread. Be aware to join ,watch or participate in this golden thread,you must be over the age of 21.

Be careful bossdog. OD,and others are way past understanding and their nurses relay your messages in morse code. Also dont use modern words as they are to hard for biff,bbo,{they only understand graffitti} And whatever you do,dont mention the war ,OD will write page after page about his service in ww1 and ww2 Enjoy the no football thread and become one of the old stagers like R@B,redleg,froggy and the rest.

BS.you are probably in fitzroy and reliving the champion hotel days of youth. No sane person would travel to these places. frog day 83 and tasted smoked capsicun soaked in oil for the first time.

Reminds me,where did i park the camel.

Come here myself when all is rotten. Its like some softies yoga place full of serene good thoughts . Sense seems to be the only word to describe this thread.

Biff released from the lock up today. BBO and OD picked him up and drove him to the gat to collect his belongings{used toothbrush and 3 unused condoms. Apparently they are trying to put him on the train to perth for this weekends game. OD has packed a food bag for him{packet of M@Ms} BBO,has packed a suitcase{coles plastic bag}and the biff is on his way to WA. Hopefully he will get back before round 1 next year.Maybe froggy could board him for the summer?

100 foot journey. Pay the price,its worth it.

Probaly cooked by some 21yo techno/phone/computer nerd who just went to the bog and didnt wash his hands, Next time cook at home and the missus will think you are turning into a metrosexual and she will love you for another 2 years.

Beer Pizza Women Fishing Golf Crayfish Paella Tea/Coffee Curry Forgot about grandkids,{i must be getting ol...} Teeth

Youve missed the annual melbourne games that every good supporter never misses. The Lions/GWS thrillers that ensue we come back next year for another gut wrenching. Poor form froggy.

Welcome back frog. OD,you need to chew on a fat bit of rope for 3 years.{thats how long the rebuild will take} We seriously have to add JW to the banner of this thread.

Pizza and beer tasted like chit last night. Couldnt get a positive out of the day in the big city at all. Even sat behind what seemed to be viv michie family and thier enthusiasm didnt help. The only positive this morning is cricket season is closer and we can throw barbs at superclarke. day 78 i think.