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The samba deer down here would round em up and give unprotected germs to em. Besides my grass is reserved for cows.

Already have calousis on me hand,dont need any more.

Probably a touch more soffistigated than DC.

No stetson{i dont wear hats} Spose i am a bit of a toff,now that i think about it.I dont rip off stubbie tops with me teeth. Its actually fox season and im spending more on bullets than beer ATM.bloody greenies got fox traps banned. Anybody who knows a young richardhead that wants too shoot and pay for his own ammo,send him my way. And no,not shoot as in needle shoot biff.

Yep,take the dishes out of the sink before i urinate.

Yep,had a holiday with missus when married,Barossa valley 6 days. Go to dees game at least 12 times per year.thats enough holiday for me. Although once booked a motel for 2nd honeymoon in melbourne and when realised it was the Gat,jumped into car and returned home,but did get missus, fish n chips on way home{im a romantic at heart} and parked for awhile at Mt Defiance and "whale watched"

Never left australia and dont intend too. Most bleeding heart libs on this site seem to spend more time overseas than here. Poor old biff and bbo cant even get passports to move out of their respective enclaves.braceletts removed in 2034 so im told.

Margareetas,injected for life preserving purposes or drank?

I remembered,then realised that was very stalker like,so just dropped the hint for everybody. Unfortunately they must be dementia type posters on here who cant work things out. Anyway,is it true the cruise takes in mexico and you get to barter with cartel members for biffs supplies?

Organ transplants? BTW,how was cruise?

Listened to the "lone ranger" on the radio when i was a kid.Blue hills also. Chit now i know im old like red,OD,Mr walker,and R@B

Sure its full gramps we believe ya. Another body organ close down?

Wong side of the wivver. Thays where all the swisho's live.

So now we are talking about the tongue and groove set. At least its another subject crossed off the list.

Less feeling,when getting the inside mail,you need thin silicone gloves that allow FEELING.

Spring hieffer{not yet impregnated} trying get through a poorly erected fence into the chocolate milk paddock. Would have to put the BIG plastic glove on to check for good calving prospects.

His name is arkmed. His progency isnt the best. Generally a purveyor of skim milk.

Dont ask how we make the strawberry shakes.

Made my last 3 days with one picture.btw its day 96 Isnt she beautiful,nice nipples,full bag,Clean udder and perfect condition for calving and milking.

Yes thats how milk is flavoured to make it chocolate.{i used to have brown cows for this} Usually get my cesspit emptied and the same driver can top up with milk. Thats what we call ergonomics.

Id hate to admit it,but no idea who she is. Youve written better.

Cociane submarine backtrading to Colombia???????

Disgusting and mind bending. *belongs on this thread*

Nail on head about toump/tues. Expect 85 more of these wonderments,so get cracking and dont let yourself down.

amazing,that the true story is 86. but its been changed in the modern days to suit.