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  1. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    cant believe biff is so well off,he has a wire screen door.capatlist?
  2. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    get the chains,and the four wheeler.its calving time.
  3. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    BBO doesnt own a ladder.hence the alpacas.
  4. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    befriended and defriended all in one day! some of us take years to achieve such standards. although i do think frog has been hurt by some things and time may bring us all back together into one lump of wrinkles,glasses false teeth,and walking frames in ODs case. just on al clarkson,a young farmer down this way is recovering after nearly losing his life,its taken a toll on both he and his young wife,trying to run a farm is hard enough without such a terrible disease.but in als case maybe karma has found its mark.
  5. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    If the biff is maple,that might explain some of the late night events at the gat. So redleg can add multi personalities to the list?
  6. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    It would be rated under the politics theme.
  7. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    So he has a john howard like personna?
  8. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    A/nah wouldnt do that. B/has merit C/definately not,wont make an impression D/not a bad option,but the sun does shine out of a dogs clacker every now and then. However there could be another option. E/call last drinks and watch him run for the bar to order a jug of bourban with no ice please.we get easy mark and win game.
  9. jazza replied to Whispering_Jack's post in a topic in Other Sports
    has everybody kept up with the latest BRIBE allegations? T20,its a game thats gonna kill test cricket.
  10. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    so did i,for the first 45 years of my life. then i realised my mistake and bowed to the almighty dollar.
  11. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    so,i gather you are now allowed back into the internet cafe at stkilda junction? or do you have to allow the owners to search you before entering?
  12. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    nothing wrong with that getup.seen plenty of pillow biters dress like that. i still wear flares out on a saturday night and tuck the winnies up the tshirt .
  13. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    well, he could help with the morning milking and we could watch the mighty bay in action{winning so far this year}. dont know about a squeezer at the lavers hill pub though,its so dark up there at night there's only bats out. probably beech forest pub better,the woman can carry you home,and work if need be in the dairy .
  14. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    he sent me a PM and it went along the lines of redleg and i being the only people that made sense and maybe he should find a site with younger posters. personally i think he is worried about coming to victoria to see a live game.well not the game but the after game drinks. he thought biff and BBO would take him to the gat and that would end his marriage and all brain cells he had left.
  15. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    And so we bid a sad farewell to the frog. he is taking a rest for the time being,he needs to have a pond replenishment i think. truth is he didnt want to hang around old dee and a few other silly geriatric buggers{yes you DC}
  16. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    looks like ODs morning intake before colostomy procedure.
  17. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    havent been called cowboy since the night i errr ummm yep.
  18. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    definately went to sunbury,and bought lobby lloyds album.havent smoked mull for ages though.{so rumour denied} OLD DEE actually went to see rudy valentino when he cam to our shores. BBO went to see justin bieber and got a framed piece of his greasy hair to keep. DC,travelled to scotland to watch the military tattoo,hated it when he realised it was music and not body art.
  19. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    killed some more brain cells last night,and may have bumped into BBO,biff and RaB. 3 blokes being arrested in the city as we left the restaurant.told my daughter "i reckon i know those blokes" after i explained this thread we laughed all the way back to geelong, frog shouldve come over from WA for this game,
  20. jazza replied to Cards13's post in a topic in General Discussion
    just saw the movie CHEF. 5 stars for me,not about sex or swearing ,and a feelgood movie about fatherhood and life. you are a new father cards?,learn to be there for the first 9 years no matter what.
  21. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    biff tells us the gat has supplied our country with some of our finest poets,dress makers and cheese tasters. cant go past that logic.
  22. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    yep,they are the bad boys of this page. google barry fyffe from strictly ballroom to get a clearer picture of frog to see what BBO really looks like google tina sparkle at strickly ballroom. hope you enjoy being among these oldies and stick with the page. any help or advice you need can be supplied by biff.
  23. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    he is getting a second opinion. as soon as the barman finishes stacking the fridge,he will get to it.
  24. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    we have being chased by a moose over here ,we call it "being asked on a date with biff" polar bear wrestling in australia is called, "get the wine off BBO'
  25. jazza replied to Redleg's post in a topic in Melbourne Demons
    back in the day,nutbean OD and moonie, had tattoos of these rhymes. biff just had the LOVE HATE on his knuckles.