Everything posted by The heart beats true
- GAMEDAY: Rd 24 vs Collingwood
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Trade Targets
Adelaide have clear cultural problems. (Hope you’re reading this Tom).
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Kate Roffey
‘It’s a proud day for the Collingwood Football Club’.
- TRAINING: Thursday 22 August 2024
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Kate Roffey
I didn’t realise litigation against the club was an option. Anyone want to join an emotional distress class action suit for the 1970’s to 2020?
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Farewell Alex Neal-Bullen
The fall out from the showdown is wild. A Port fan is trying to press charges against Matt Crouch because he knocked his hat off. It’s crazy.
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Jack Viney Extends Contract Until 2028
Disappointing. Should have traded him for a generational talent like Beau McCreery.
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Graham Wright
Demonland has reached its quota of puns for the day. In the name of all that is Wright, PLEASE STOP.
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Max Gawn Re-Signs Until 2027
How dare you say that?
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NON-MFC: Round 23
Cripps has been outstanding, but The Eagles have been embarrassingly bad. Their kicking efficiency is unbelievably poor.
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NON-MFC: Round 23
So, what needs to happen for Collingwood to be out of finals today?
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NON-MFC: Round 23
I still reckon Naughton should be there centre half back. With Darcy and Jamara really coming on it’s their defence that needs class.
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NON-MFC: Round 23
I hope Jack Viney is watching this North game.
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NON-MFC: Round 23
You have to wonder how the Dogs can fit Darcy, Ugle-Hagan, Naughton and English contracts long term?
- GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Gold Coast
- GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Gold Coast
- GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Gold Coast
- GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Gold Coast
- GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Gold Coast
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How typically Melbourne Brodie Grundy
Draper loves playing Grundy. He owns him. He smashed him last year when Grundy was with us. Brodie is just a battler these days. He’ll have some good games, but his importance was always over inflated because of who he played for.
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NON-MFC: Round 23
Shout out to the Essendon supporters who gave a standing ovation to their players at half time. For future reference, it’s actually a four quarter game.
- An external review of the Melbourne Football Club is required!
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An external review of the Melbourne Football Club is required!
Surely any Demonland review needs to begin with the most obvious of questions, delivered by you know who… ‘WHY IS JEFFO NOT GETTING A BLOODY GAME???!?!????’
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Tim English
Bulldogs taking dangerously long contracts with players, like we do… or just locking up their best talent, like every other club does?
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Jack Viney Extends Contract Until 2028
Crossy works at North now I think. Last time I saw him he looked unbelievably fit. He’d still get 20 possessions in the AFL. He was such a hard working player.