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The heart beats true

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Everything posted by The heart beats true

  1. 7 - 0 free kicks this quarter
  2. I want to click the zero option - for when we win the AFLW grand final in November.
  3. This Sydney Adelaide game is completely devoid of defence.
  4. Thinking philosophically about this game… If you told me in March that we’d play Collingwood without Petracca, Oliver, Brayshaw, Lever and May I’d say ‘we’ll get beaten by 10 goals.’ If your game is built on contest and defence, and 80% of the personnel isn’t available to execute on it, then you’re not going to win. Imagine Carlton without Cripps, Walsh, Cerra, Weitering and McGovern?
  5. This year is horrible
  6. I’d support any candidate who wants to build a wall around the MCG and keep Collingwood supporters out.
  7. He’ll make $2 million from social posts? I doubt that.
  8. Jesus wept, that’s a real thing.
  9. Shout out to the MCG staff for making no effort to protect the value of our memberships, by letting anyone sit anywhere they wanted.
  10. This day has been a fiasco. Now some one has run into the tracks and no trains are running from Flinders Street. This season can get in the bin.
  11. It’s not psychological, it’s game style.
  12. This is a weirdly fitting end to a very odd and disappointing 12 months as a Melbourne member.
  13. He better come out and clearly state he’s a Demons for life. I can’t handle hearing anything else this week. I’m still raw from the JLo-Affleck divorce announcement.
  14. Adelaide have clear cultural problems. (Hope you’re reading this Tom).
  15. ‘It’s a proud day for the Collingwood Football Club’.
  16. Massive thanks for all the training reports @WalkingCivilWar Your passion for the footy club, and the time you invest in training and the DA, makes this place a lot brighter during the winter months. Love your work.
  17. I didn’t realise litigation against the club was an option. Anyone want to join an emotional distress class action suit for the 1970’s to 2020?
  18. The fall out from the showdown is wild. A Port fan is trying to press charges against Matt Crouch because he knocked his hat off. It’s crazy.
  19. After listening to that SEN interview I’ve made the decision to have Jake Lever handle all communication with my family moving forward. Absolute class.
  20. I’m not going to reveal my sources, so don’t ask, but Christian did a tour of the Yarraville-Seddon Eagles facilities last week. He was very impressed by what he saw, including access to the Westgate, and public transport options on both the Werribee and Williamstown lines. His reservations are parking around Anderson street, and the lack of blockbuster movies showing at The Sun cinema. He does however rate the cinemas Choc Tops.
  21. Disappointing. Should have traded him for a generational talent like Beau McCreery.
  22. They might accept it for Peter.
  23. Demonland has reached its quota of puns for the day. In the name of all that is Wright, PLEASE STOP.
  24. Leave Tommy Sparrow out of this.
  25. No comment

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