The heart beats true

I didn’t realise litigation against the club was an option. Anyone want to join an emotional distress class action suit for the 1970’s to 2020?

The fall out from the showdown is wild. A Port fan is trying to press charges against Matt Crouch because he knocked his hat off. It’s crazy.

Disappointing. Should have traded him for a generational talent like Beau McCreery.

Demonland has reached its quota of puns for the day. In the name of all that is Wright, PLEASE STOP.

How dare you say that?

Cripps has been outstanding, but The Eagles have been embarrassingly bad. Their kicking efficiency is unbelievably poor.

So, what needs to happen for Collingwood to be out of finals today?

I still reckon Naughton should be there centre half back. With Darcy and Jamara really coming on it’s their defence that needs class.

I hope Jack Viney is watching this North game.

You have to wonder how the Dogs can fit Darcy, Ugle-Hagan, Naughton and English contracts long term?

That arc decision stinks!

No doubt. I wasn’t having a crack at him, but you can see it means so much to him and he hates when he makes a mistake. That’s what I meant by ‘he’ll hate the review’.

Kolt is going to hate the review of this game. It’s good for him to be out there, but he’s made some poor decisions.

Melksham’s foot skills are insanely good.

I like how difficult it is to see the game in the shadow of the stand. May as well be guessing what’s happening.

Draper loves playing Grundy. He owns him. He smashed him last year when Grundy was with us. Brodie is just a battler these days. He’ll have some good games, but his importance was always over inflated because of who he played for.

Shout out to the Essendon supporters who gave a standing ovation to their players at half time. For future reference, it’s actually a four quarter game.

It was actually just a bit of a joke at the expense of @picket fence because, and I’m not sure, but I think he wants Jefferson to get a game.

Surely any Demonland review needs to begin with the most obvious of questions, delivered by you know who… ‘WHY IS JEFFO NOT GETTING A BLOODY GAME???!?!????’

Bulldogs taking dangerously long contracts with players, like we do… or just locking up their best talent, like every other club does?

Crossy works at North now I think. Last time I saw him he looked unbelievably fit. He’d still get 20 possessions in the AFL. He was such a hard working player.

You’d be uniquely well positioned to recognise this trait in others.

This was clearly leaked from the club against theirs, and the players wishes. Someone should hang for this. A player being up front and honest with the club in a professional manner that allows them to plan for the future, and someone betrays that and runs to tell a journalist? All that means is the club won’t have players come forward in the future, and will leave them scrambling. It’s hugely disappointing.

Garry Lyon said last week that Clayton’s hand is virtually unusable, and then this week said that the club made the decision to keep him on the park, as all parties concluded it was the best thing for the club, and for Clayton’s mental health. He’s been very loyal, and so have we. I think that suggests a really productive period coming up for Clayton, once he gets his body right.

I don’t want a celebration of Brayshaw anywhere near Collingwood.