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Funghi in the Cavemdish crop. Or Big banana manipulating the market.

Where are you going Sloon? Hope you can report in from time to time.

Donald taught me how to argue my way to scandal. Now that he has achieved power you seem to be adopting a Hillary like approach to governance. Couple this with the outbreak of politeness on Demonland and I am all at sea. The world grows more complex by the minute. Btw- I use the NBN at my meth lab in the rural backwater- the service is surprisingly good and should allow for multiple high speed banning and admonishments. I am excited by the new regimes of political incorrectness and political correctness we live in. None can existed without the other it seems. Keep well good Dr and never let anyone say you are not fair and just.

I assume Old Dee will be supplying the finest wines available from his personal cellar ?

We should ship them all to Nauru or Manus for processing Maple. Dangerous ideas.

The latest on BBos dangerous mongrel is that I am lobbying Romsey councill to have it labotomised. After I explained to them what that meant they could see no reason why not. Either that or we get them both microchipped, saving the parole board the trouble of applying ankle bracelets.

Free of added amino acids we hope.

I'm sure he is a complete pervert,a hopeless cook, a liar ,a braggart and scoundrel. I wonder if he looks like you also?

I agree entirely .

As usual certain nefarious elements like to mock a man when he is absent for rehabilitation . I have used my time in the naughty corner to learn another chord which I will be melding in to my repotoire. Kim Bai yah thankfully requires only 1 chord. I have learnt through medititation, moderator , mediation and medication that childish taunts can not upset me. I am mildly upset that nobody expressed anywhere near enough grief at my enforced absence although the various mental ailments most of you carry must make it difficult to have any regard for anyone but yourselves.

Justin Bieber elicits similar emotion in his audience. After he performs there is never a dry seat in the house.

Bbo had a bit of Travis Bickle in him,still does. He liked to take his dates to the Shaft Sinema.

Maybe in a hawthorn track suit with Hawthorn crutches and his Hawthorn Doctor mate. Working on his arms in the Hawks gym for a year or so.

Stop crawling up the players rings Saty. "Naive footy player"- give it a rest? You are old school in your staunch support of players but when they [censored] up, as they do, they must acknowledge it and not blame others. Responsibility in the hands of the guy that made the error. No apologists/ hiding the truth. Same with on field performance .

He's achieved nothing since becoming coach. I wonder if complacency has set in.

BBO, you will be disappointed to know I am free as a bird and had a wonderful weekend. The wheels of justice turned slowly but the insanity plea coupled with my wish to have the charges upgraded to attempted genocide, and the case moved to the Hague raised a few eyebrows in the court, I waited for several hours for my defence counsel to arrive and kept telling the clerk "My lawyer is running late" Suspicion was arrived at when I listed my representative simply as "Redleg" Never again will I attempt to burn down Etihad.

He must be a sensitive type. I suppose he is often completely ignored.

I've re examined my soul and I'm still a top bloke. My inquisitor lives for the opportunity to make us search our inner being and come up with the answers. What a waste of time. i belong here in the bananas and innuendo thread. with all the other morally imperfect scum of the earth.

What about Moths balls?

There was relatively little danger of copping one in the shin.

I got into the Peel wearing cricket whites many years ago . One of our bowlers got stumped ,caught and run out in the same night.

Still there BBO. You will need to leather up and possibly put on a mirken to gain entry.

When that happens I usually Just stand in close proximity and stare silently at them so as not to appear shocked or make anyone feel uncomfortable.

If it looked like a cross between Dangerfield and Jesus I could sell it on EBAY. May need to mount it on a block of timber and perhaps varnish it.Polish it even.

You can get a nice pot of Carlton at the Lorne pub these days for about $28. Try not to flick your cigarette butt out the window like I did last time.Boy did they keep complaining about that..