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Jetta ,Bennell and Evans will get a run or better .

The wicket had a bit of green grass on it. Clarke lost his off peg by not offering to a straight one .Ponting walked LBW to a straight one . Hughes is cut obsessed .Forget the tail, forget the coin toss .We lost to NZ.Revolting .

WYL ,Don Bradman and I agree . You win the toss and bat 9 times out of ten .On the tenth time you think about it for a while and then bat .

This is probably the lowest the Australian team has sunk. Losing to New Zealand in anything is horrendous-except whinging eh bro ?

I think I can help you . Go outside into the park with a cricket bat or a large piece of wood . Smash the bat into your toes 30 times over two hours . Slowly work your way up the body until you've trained yourself to enjoy the pain. Finally ,smash the bat into your own balls and then into your head repeating "I love the MFC" "I hate myself for loving the MFC" Then get drunk . Doing this will save you having to watch these videos ,which are thankfully becoming extinct .

Johnson can't control the ball-hes 29 now .Yes he can bat a bit .The middle order is weak ,as is the top order .You dont pick a team based on all round ability because then you get very average bowlers who stay in the team for their batting .

These real people I'm talking about can adjust to life on stage ,in the squared circle ,in politics ,in merchant banks ,Law firms and opera houses not to mention AFL .Just like your ancestors adapted to life on Aboriginal land .

Warner is class .Test cricket will only Improve his batting .Sehwag was correct . Clarke is a [censored] . Johnson cant bowl Haddin cannot keep Bring back Kat.

Hes a wingman if he is anything at all and I don't mean in the Top Gun sense .

Beer and pizza works for me .

Rolls Royces and Daihatsus?

I just finished watching Inspector Gadget with my 2 year old . Even he has bigger biceps than our Cale .

I've always thought that when you take people as a group , rather than as individuals ,you begin to generalize . When dealing with human beings it is important to be specific . I read the thread and wrote in favour of Manson being tried out but then came replies about inherent "risks" in recruiting players "like wonna and Jurrah" .i.e real Australians . What is sad is that BD got support for his woeful logic by other Establishment types who know all about recruiting Aboriginals " from experience". This kid is a proposition that is obviously a long term project as he doesn't train to the same extent as AFL hopefuls yet . That to me means he can only get better . I saw a picture of him after the draft camp and the interview suggested he doesn't really know the process or have any support network to get him there . Demons like Barry should step out of the Melbourne Club once in a while and see real people from all over the world doing real things. His posts were abysmal ,lazy and damaging .Not slightly funny or true . Why does the club waste time building bridges so Barry can knock em down ?

Every year is different for young players and a lot depends on coach/player relationships .i.e Zac "Lovechild" Dawson . Sellar will be ok if he respects the regime . I always think of "The Train" analogy-you either get on or get off it . If you want a ticket ,you prove you want it . Sellar is going to have to fill the hole that forwards lead to and will be knocked around a bit . A good year for him would be 8-10 games .

Geelong Filth Eagles Scum Dorks Most Improved Best and Fairest Most Goals Melbourne (yes sixth) Jamie Bennell Jack T LJ Swans Neville Jetta Jack Watts Mitch Bummers Bater Mitch Clark Jetta Saints Flash Freo The rest Yes i am on drugs and yes I may regret such sweeping and specific predictions .

Some of us are bitter and twisted- and the rest are certifiable.

Judd was picking up a pile of Vi$y dollars from the safe under the bed .Can happen to anyone .

Dermie started the rumour .(that he has a dick) .

"Hey son ,you played well out there today. If you come down to the Giants - we can help you work on your fitness!" Ha Ha. Great Wasted Shambles.

He is perhaps the most resilient man I have ever seen . Like our club ,he has survived beyond expectation . May he fight on to see his grandkids play in red and blue .

Garland and Rivers both have room for improvement- which will happen . Morton is fringe best 30 in my opinion .

Lyon ,Viney ,Ox ? Alan Johnson had a few good years .

Warner is a better bat than Hughes. I hope he gets the same opportunities .

SS Steven Stretch.....

Good article about Cricket and culture by Greg Baum in todays Age . Unfortunately-football and cricket are less enjoyable things to watch these days because of overpromotion ,corpoatisation and crap administration turning games into big ads .I want people to start bringing their own food and drink to games like the old days .Screw the crap catering ,the non-stop Mac Chuck ,KFC and Beer and Bet ads .