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That's not our problem. Andy can deal with that .I hope they fail also .

How about we wheel Johnny Farnham out again and then throw rotten fruit at him until he shuts his piehole .We then follow with similar mediocrities and gradually increase the firmness of the fruit until we draw blood . For the grand finale , Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus on stage together to begin singing some hick crap and then we just blow up the stage, killing them instantly.

I wouldn't mind sharing a cell with Cale .At least you'd get your own space .

Thanks to all the posters who tell it like it is. BIG thanks to all the crazies who are prepared to have a laugh and write something unique . The ideas on here anticipate the clubs actions in some ways and I'm sure the club gets a laugh out of the radicals . To those who post "each way bets" all the time-let yourself go , who cares if your opinion is different ? I started in June here and am hooked . Enough collective love will get us back where we should be .

Bea Smith wouldn't be happy . Look out for razor blades in the soap next time you shower .

Reid and Jolly had dogs . I knew they would. Also i think they were over-hydrated . They were drinking too much of their own bathwater .

Unfortunately ,Captain Jack Jordan is no longer with us . So I would have to give it to WYL - humanist ,rapier wit and voice of reason . Would love to have a beer with you one day too mate ,somewhere around St Kilda ,

Lionel Ritchie followed by Meatloaf . Sounds like a mediocrity competition.

Non -issue . Sanderson was there for Scott too. Still glad they lost .

Turnbull Stakes Day Today . Bart has one in called Precedence at good value (about $16-1). He tends to win the big ones Bart . This was not bought to you by Sportsbet ,Deesbet ,the AFL or anyone else .

Hope the wheels fall off ,the motor breaks ,rust forms ,etc . Sick of the Filth and their crap. Hopefully ,this is the beginning of a long slow decline .

Keep your chins up Eddy- we all make mistakes .

Go to your name and click profile ,the edit profile ,then upload your photo or whatever.

No sympathy at all for Malthouse or Collingwood . Suffer in yer Jocks you filth! Again! HA.

The next best result to Melbourne winning is the filth losing.The commentators talk about the"greatest era ever". Surely we still hold that? Even though I wasn't born. We HAD the greatest era ever.

Good on you WYL .Have many a white Russian and reefer for me .

My mate drowned in Srl Lanka ,whilst following the Aussie Cricket team . He was a big Cats fan and I know they will win .I also think they will win . For the reason that I hate Collingwood , I also want the Cats to win . The best team all year has been the Cats ,and they are peaking . Collingwood has 2 injured big men selected. Cats by 23 points .

I think he will do it-seems to be a pattern of Channel Nine TFS hosts becoming Presidents .

As always dude ,I agree with you .So would the late Captain Jack Jordan .

Kosi will take a hit all right -God what a Klutz. We already have the Juice .

I thought we were here to discuss serious matters .Like football. Before you reply ,I'm only joking-don't have a meltdown .

Originally I didn't think it was necessary to have NC as an overseer or whatever the role is .They way he chose us has swung me over . I'm a bit old fashioned in that if they don't want to be here then I'm not interested. I like to think passion still has a part in this game . Hope we have spent enough on the football dept now to keep all Demonland freaks happy . Now i want to see some of these boys come out looking and playing like men . Baby-sitter Bailey has done his job. Gary Lyon has done his . i think we have a group that will respect that we now demand immediate results and immense pride in everything we do . We have depth on and off field. Next year I want us to win games we shouldn't and crush those teams we should beat .

Sloonie-you've really hit the nail on the head-and made it unconscious.The guy could slash his own throat shaving .

Hack players are generally the best coaches-except for Lethal and to a lesser extent ,Walls.

I could see Watts had talent after the first game. I also watched him win the TAC cup for Vic Metro on you tube. Don't listen to commentators or sheep and use your eyes-they are for seeing .