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Thats some guy who was Max Gawns Dietary assistant at the club . He has left us for a role as Chinese Ambassador for Rooty Hill.

Have you seen The Shining?Thats what this is a parody of . "you dont win friends with salad" was on last night-a classic.

Cause we know so much abouy Gawn , don't we.

Yes. One can.This is the happy time for Demons around the land. We start getting depressed around May.

You are a Classic.phhhht....

Pity Sellar cant play the "catch the ball" role and Martin has trade value because he is good.

I second that-hope like hell we keep him.

Any Garlett will do . We need the speed.

let me ruminate on that one Willow.

Who is the catomite and who the master?

I just hope that Dawes doesn't put in "Fresh Air" performances. He is almost useless when the ball hits ground. I hope this changes. Looks like hes a Demon now for sure.

Let the games begin . The most exciting time of the year for Demons has arrived. Lets hope that we can start enjoying the footy again.

We need Viney and Toumpas together.

Ok .I'll keep it nice . I like Col despite the fact he aint no Rhodes Scholar. Would love to see him hit his straps for an entire season.

To teach them how to flip a BMW near the big house ?Or to stop the GF from getting mouthy?

Depends on the amount of acid you consume but yeah.Yeah-nah , the boys played really well in the clinches and to come away with the points today was an astounding feeling akin to early expressionism.Our opponenents showed some cubist tendencies (in the square) but we came out on top with our use of light and colour and to have big Johhny up the front putting the polish on everything was just a masterstroke.

The complete guide to coach-speak.Well done.

Anything that penis in a jacket says. I refer to the annoyingly over-technical [censored] job of a human who once Captained Geelong. Running is now "gut running". can we go back to just running.

That was nuthin mate.If he cant cop that after another turnover goal then go play bowls. What are his stats on turnovers leading directly to goals ,missed tackles ,handballs directly to opponents etc. Not pretty I bet.

If Watts is Group 3 at Doomben then Ben Hudson must be AA Ruckman and Mitch Clark is Plugger. I cant explain why . It just is.

Welcome Bruce ,to the forum.

Greg Denham is a bottom feeder.Plumbers help people dispose of crap. Journos like him fling it around for a living. A good plumber can make about $800 a day just "going through the motions". Denham writes like a J1. About $800 a week would be too much to pay .

Jack Watts just needs some dreadlocks and he should win the Brownlow.

Just did some Googling and found out that Rupert gave us four Ford Falcons which we sold to get Jimmy and Sean Wight in the Eighties. Wow. cant believe he has outlived both of them also.

I didn't know old Rupert was a Demon.Surely we could get him to buy us the G forever, wiretap all the other clubs trade info , rort the system and win. Somebody call him.