Biffen

There is no room in my heart for Collingwood players past or present. Sorry Redleg .

Anyone we pick who says they don't want to play for us is going to have a tough pre-season. Where these kids want to play and where they go are different things sometimes. They can learn to live with the responsibility of dragging this club up the ladder. 200 or 300 grand and a nice hot cup of STFU should sort out any problems they may have.

Right now Jack Watts is the only guy that can hit a target under pressure or not .You would not believe how good the skills were across the team in the late 80's. The standard of our passing was the No 1 issue this year. Oh for a slacker like Trapper again.

Four fifths of FA.

I base my opinion on his stupid metrosexual look off the field more than last nights game.Last nights game was more of a laugh for me especially when he got booted in the head. Q.Why do grown men share a house when both are millionaires?

Correct

How much to cut that fringe?

Training should be at the G and selection done down at The Melbourne Club. No need for us to stray too far West down Collins St . Things aren't that bad surely yet chaps? I like the fact we stem from East Melbourne.

I swear to Dog i wont call him any names.

What a devastating loss to the community .

Nuthin like draining a few VBs draped in the Union Jack singing a few good old Aussie songs between the ads on Turkish shore in April. By Jingos.

Albert Einstein.

Bails was saying to Sando. "This straight down the guts footy is the best way to go mate-I tried it at Melbourne and even they won with it.We'll get through this week and try it next week. Just need to hope Tex kicks 10 straight and we will win" Sando "Good stuff Bails-How we we go against the Hawks" "We'll just march down the guts and they'll stand aside" "Cool"

Neeld was obviously saying to Craig "So we're 10 goals down in the last with nothing to play for ,what should I do Craigie?" "Try punching the wall-it works for Clarko" "Thanks for that-genius"

True Gonzo.I hate the smugness of those Hawks pricks who have never been to the wilderness. I feel like they need to learn about loss. I want them smashed-I want them crying and bleeding.

Not gay enough for a country built on Rum and Sodomy.I think we should keep the original Wham version. or perhaps even "Its raining men". That will help build the sexual tension before the siren.

How about we change it for "Careless Whisper" this year just for a laugh?

I've just been getting advice on this subject from Coles and Safeway executives. They say that at trading time, be a predator.

New Zealands is about rooting them so weve been eclipsed already if we do that.

So in other words you wish to be processed offshore.

Calm Down WALTER.!!!

Khe San is the anthem isn't it?

and get all the money back they've stolen off suckers around the world.

That Barassi will never be any good. Trade him now!

She didn't have long to go DC.Money couldn't buy back her youth. So I feel pretty good about it.