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You're a real card Stuie. I see what you did there. Ricky Gervais is sh!tting himself and may at this moment be looking for work as a serious AFL pundit. You can floor them all on the comedy circuit. What a day.

Maybe they were in the other threads that got flooded with your tears and locked for everyones safety .

"Interesting"isn't the word mate. Not in this case.

Let it go Stuie-it's become obsessive.

No way-it's really cool .WYL and Ben hur have made it slightly more political than intended ,but Ben and Stuie are whipping us into shape-keeping us focused ,and not letting us get away with digressions . There were a few jokes awhile ago that Stuie got miffed with but it's OK now . Stuie keeps repeating the joke that others used in an attempt to get a laugh now but we've cancelled jokes for 2013 because of Neeld and the new look . If we keep it serious here-the boys willdo the job on the ground . That seems to be the prevailing wisdom .

We need to keep you happy Stuie. I know you're not interested in subjects that are not cut and dry . Neeld should have a good year in 2013 ,What? Unless he has a bad year-which would be .....bad. God I need a drink-I'm off to Liquorland.

Hopefully his decision making has improved . His choice of friends when he first got here was pathetic .

Cubitt St.

They say Travcalm works-but those cruise boats are the size of Frankston-drink up !Have fun on the Love Boat boys.

"TANKER MORE-ANT" Facing extinction in the face of the AFLS Bores, An Australian platoon is forced to "take no prisoners" in the heat of combat in which it is hopelessly outgunned. The resulting court martial is a mixture of rough justice and administrative disaster in which the Aussie Officers are crucified to appease a rabid news readership. An iconic Aussie tale of a battling unit fighting imperial ineptitude. Starring Bryan Brown-Nose (Adrian Anderson) Peter Sellers as Inspector Haddad and Jackie (Fairy -Tale) Weaver as Kero Wilson This could be huge -if only it wasn't so far fetched.

Our mids would need to improve at least 50 per cent on last years abortion given we have some skill/aggression coming in . If we dont win our share of clearances by half way mark I want a Royal exit. I get the impression with Chocco that he is a dud. Hopefully it's just me and he has some bold innovations I'm not aware of .

Would you mind staying on message .We are talking about the AFL investigation . Lettuce leaves ,bottles ,tightening up etc are not considered relevant . BTW- I like the way you spell tankiing-it's very Melbourne Football Club.Like Skiing.

Who hasn't brought home their fair share of Collingwood dogs. You have to let 'em go in the morning. sometimes they are out on Smith St or Johnson. One eyed ,rabid and nasty . Like a farmer with a silly Kelpie ,you cant help all of them.

If you are skinny ,wear nylon pants/shorts and K26 sneakers then no.

Is Dayle Garletts behaviour an worse than this? I find violence more reprehensible than smoking weed . I acknowledge ,however ,that top level players get baited by d!ckheads in the community when they go out.

No false Gurus. If I may speak for BBO . We have booked a tour on the reality bus. We're gonna sit up the back.

We're are all committed here-or at least we should be.

Actually ,I was doing Reiki ,and BBO is still in the steam tent re-birthing . You were so far off the mark with the mud bath . Gotta fly-meditation is starting in two minutes-what a stress .

Now we just need to poach their president. In simmering water ,with some apple , sage and red wine.

It's about guys making beer snakes in bay 7 or 11 or 13.Nobody really knows which bay. Anyway ,Jeremy Howe drank 300 beers by himself and then a fight started and the security broke it up and kicked the Demons out . And it's become very important to the future of civilisation as we know it .

I agree Stuie-BBo CRAVES attention whether good or bad and I'm well sick of it . The only reason WYL cares about climate change is because he lives in the marshes of Elwood and the tide will hit there first . Can we go back to talking about the footy that isn't happening.Or can we have a poll?

So fickle. Just to correct any misrepresentations I'm more of a gutter crawler than a brothel creeper .

I guess you wont be reading at his funeral Robbie.

They were the breast of days ,they were the worst of days. Pity we ave all grown up into serious ,intelligent adults .

Laugh-talk about laugh. The other night he laughed so hard he nearly bought a round . I think he was watching a lamb being attacked by hawks .