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Biffen

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  1. Eddie can get some other guy picked up from gaol in WA when they drop him off. No biggy.
  2. You forgot about Alexander Downer impersonating a male in public toilets.
  3. You should be in AA. Shiraz specialist.
  4. Was not near a tv but I heard the twits on mmm say Bail was hitting targets and Pederson and Nicholson were reversing into packs.can anyone verify these things?
  5. And shag thy neighbour's Mrs. merrily ,as the pharisees decreed.
  6. Best of luck Bbo.i can help you numb the pain with moral support but it would be unethical to supply you with the muck I [censored] at the Gat. My suggestion is for you to lie forward and think of Austria. They say the way to a mans heart is through his stomach but this seems like alternative medicine to me.Is it a sterile dungeon at least?
  7. Want a beer?Leave the money on the fridge. Not many Tv shows left that still use the word "dago".
  8. Diabolical white rum at ten bucks a litre.tasted like tanning oil but you could smother the vile aroma with pineapple juice .many a nice girl would forget their senses on the stuff,however briefly,before chucking .
  9. Sorry gents.I was busy catching up with a recently widowed lass down the hall.poor girl was in tears but she is fine now.haven't had time to read about all your cheap drinks but from memory we had wine cooler in a cask and white rum known as Grunters wipeout,which it did.sexually,I would pass on some old war stories but a gentleman never tells.i could pen a book on the suburbs of kew and Brighton alone.
  10. I don't know how Adam Goodes can love with himself for accepting that award.
  11. Moon and Bbo are keen to learn this phenomenon,as am I.
  12. Lucky you weren't at art school during The Robert Hughes era or we may never have known such talented criticism.You are welcome for "anexclusive tour" if you give me some warning so my minions can clean the art.
  13. Watching flies get stuck to fly paper. Beats watching paint dry or concrete setting anyway. Shitz on watching grass grow and SEN.
  14. What's wrong with stealing from churches and spending it on crack and hookers?someone has to beat the clergy to its part from this, your argument is flawless Col.
  15. Those Holden workers and those peach packers have had it too good for too long.pity the bankers didn't get a slap over the face when they came running to govt cap in hand.
  16. Not that this is anything political,but I'd give all Tony Abbotts girls a good rogering given half a chance.Big nosed chicks are hot. Those crucifixes in the cleave could make you feel like you are in Rome.
  17. Stop dealing hallucinogens and living between 6 toilet suites and you may have some chance of a stable life.
  18. "Would you knock him down and rob him enquired the leader of the push?
  19. I third that motion.Too many [censored] round here wanna [censored] the system for every [censored].
  20. bollocks. the world is [censored] . we are all going to die.
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