Biffen

Smith didn't do much.But he did it well.

There was a time when Flemington/Kensington was an area of ruthless slaughterman and inter-generational criminals. Sadly,those days are gone.Now there is you and the other yuppies.

I'm really happy for him. Someone so short and so ugly deserves some minor success in life He may even get one tonight without paying for it.

WTF do we pick Spargo Pickett? Remind me?

I had a real COAD.

As a club we are ruthless in search of the perfect Latte and Biscotti whilst we discuss a way forward.

Ling is commentating really well for somebody recovering from a major brain injury,even though he isn't.

If there is any truth to Caroline’s article I hope that truth is we are chasing Clarkson. The list plays like it feels comfortable putting in average performances and getting the occasional win. That won’t happen if shorty takes the reigns.

Hope we kick down the line and play safe. In case we lose.

Not much.

I like the side . Good balance of Pace and Size. The form of the club as a whole is atrocious so I'm not going to single out players who deserved to be dropped but weren't. The club has its back to the wall and nothing to lose so in true Melbourne style I'm predicting an annoyingly hope-building win.

Hi All, I think I spruiked My Gold Bracelet on here and it came 3rd after a wide run last start.In the Price/Kent Jnr stable from NZ looking for Black Type Glory. It's at 10-1 fixed in race 4. Only 4-1 on the tote. I expect Oliver to ride a double in races 3 and 4. But my roughie this week is in Race 1 at HQ. Roland Garros . They are predicting 20-30 mls of rain and Roland Garros has proven Heavy track form. Currently about 26-1 and definitely worth a bob each way to get you off to a flyer. Happy Punting and good luck. If you barrack for the MFC God knows you deserve it.

"Blustery" Yep.

Someone who doesn't care about being liked.Or being nice. Someone who can deliver a spray. Ross the Boss seems the obvious choice. None of this new wave [censored].

Seals don't really have arms.

Dumbest Coach Dumbest players And THE DUMBEST ADMINISTRATION IN AFL HISTORY.

The falling over has got to stop. We need a link man or 2 in Space. This coach is not right.

And the dry,wind,heat,cloudy,humid.

Knock it forward Keep your feet Kick it long Get in space Under 12s can do this.

We're not mentally weak. We are just not that smart.

Goodwin should instruct May to go long down the line from kick outs. Just in case we accidentally give ourselves a chance to score.

Each goal from now on will be worth six points-despite what the commentary team might say.

Now that would be an achievement.

Some kind of flow, some connection, some tackling ,some intuition, some dash. Give us something. When we were up and about in 2018 there was a a Goodwin mantra about being in "the moment" which seems to have disappeared.

Jason Bennett has been working at his craft since 1988 when he made VHS recordings of my teams games and called them. He doesn't get much of a go because he probably doesn't gel with the knuckleheads. He has a brilliant sense of humour but he doesn't try it on TV.