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Biffen

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  1. It will be a shame that Goldsack,Ball,and Dick will never play together again. They were perfectly named for Collingwood players.
  2. You love Schwabby WYL, admit it and move on.
  3. Is that the list of Demon people with depression or the actual playing list?
  4. As much as I don't like discussing things traitor on this thread, Frawley isn't in the same category as our mate from Breakfast point. Chip is entitled to look for a successful second half of his career. I hope he doesn't but at least he was good for us for a while.
  5. Some insults are funny though.
  6. It doesn't work if you criticise someone on what you think they look like on the internet. Also, why pick on the morbidly obese when they clearly cannot help being fat.
  7. Dont worry I know plenty of people who like to cover themselves in brown and gold on a Saturday night.
  8. I've battled many a keyboard myself. Futile really.Now i just look at one and say.... "I know your type",and move on.
  9. Shiraz flowing freely in Romsey tonight.
  10. i can help you with a few titles.."Mr Universe of Lard" being just one of many, Seriously though,if you need a boost in the gym I can give you some stuff to help with your recovery.( from 5 push up in spandex)
  11. When do I get to be a part of the illuminati and all that. Wouldn't mind a slice of the reserve bank either. What do i have to do for that.
  12. Take the edge off by pinning up a few Margaret Thatcher posters in the hat room. Oh wait ,for an old Tory like you that might have the reverse effect.
  13. No worries, as Melbourne man that is our duty. Much like our players and our executive in dealing with the afl.
  14. Any chance of being admitted to a lodge somewhere near St Kilda? Except i wont do the goat thing.
  15. Good thinking , Why raise a sweat? When i see young guys in a pub drinking with girls from work after just playing mixed sport I look on them with utter disgust . Somehow I don't perceive you and your nefarious interest in the hobby horses of our geriatric sector with the same disgust. I've heard you never mess around with pleasantries after the sherry comes out.Lets face it. With your girlfriends,life is too short.literally.
  16. Oh no.....I've been marketing it as an aphrodisiac in the Grey belt (Eastern burbs). Watch what those lascivious blue rinsers try to slip in your tea at old fartz tennis tomorrow.
  17. Must explain why we always seem to be outnumbered in the second half.
  18. They wont let me fly to Perth and anyway I need the stuff for my chemistry experiments here in the Gat, the locals love it .Seems harmless enough.
  19. At least he was productive off field. Must have honed his radar.
  20. Can we get him some scary neck tatts or something. Surely that will strike fear into them.
  21. So you're on the meth too. They must put it in the water over there.
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