Biffen

I happened to have a temporary job dressed as a light infantryman from 1915.Having no time to waste, leaving the bayonet at the desk, I dashed into court to face whiskey o'reilly , the country judge known to be better in the afternoon. As he stood when I entered, I knew I had made the right choice of apparel.

I'm not getting too attached to him. We have been the jilted , crying,dumped little girl in the relationship for too long. I will just enjoy it game by game. The long term is not very long these days in footy. It's like flicker .

By the way, On my (formerly) private court matters. I was victorious- with no thanks to my learned colleagues on this forum although I do heed their wise words . I represented myself,which was a risky strategy, but I had the matter heard in a rural backwater so I had some chance of confounding/ corrupting the judge. I am now free to roam the ever emptying cafés of Fitzroy st to ply my trades!

There is a lot of concern about the undesirable element ruining the convivial atmosphere and destroying the vibe in St Kilda. But we at the Gat have a long term plan to bring down rents and remove these Glen Waverley hipster from our happy home. No offence to Danby WJ,but he has no idea about Fitzroy St although his office is right in front of mine. He has given very few speeches in Parliament about the importance of the Gat to Australian art and culture. The only thing he had added in five terms has been about 30 kgs to his midriff. I need to stand up for Melbourne ports and get rid of these educated,employed parasites from our streets forever!

If the weather is coming from the West,I can tell you all it will be torrential. Any lead will be good before the rain.

Mostly just Souvlaki on my own New romantic shirt. Has never looked clean since about '87.

The frilly shirts alone would send the dry cleaning bill through the roof. But it would be even worse for Greek Seamen.

They say it is difficult to separate the men from the boys in the Greek Army Dc? True? Were these the guys minding the Elgin Marbles?

I'm`sure the Shandy sales will plummet.

He's banned from the Gat. Must have a friend in Broady?

Drugs are bad. MMM'Kay?

It's a pity you didn't get as many touches during the game.

Just watched landline .Must have been too civil to change the channel. You parasites are finished. A computer can milk the cows now. Time to re- skill. Try using your hick brain!

Nice work by Yarran yesterday. Chapman made an error of judgement. And went down like a sack. Nice left hook.

Wiseblood-cheap,smug,sniper!

Statistics are irrelevant- he's a witch!!

This is for hand wringing whiney poster of the year.Save your snark! You're comfortably in Front!

If Stretch has a good day today I would play him against the Tigers. I think we lack pace and skill . Dawes has presence but little reAl impact. Jkh and Jetta are walk up starts. They are two of our most creative by hand and foot. Jkh getting run down was a result of no shepherding/ talking.

Cross- 3 votes? One for each kick on the full ?

Dawes- can not catch. Cross- slow,unskilled,clogger

We work hard for little reward. The mistakes seemto happen in attack. The fumbles make me want to kill.

Watch the video if you are still able to focus on anything without vomiting. As it is Friday night this may present a challenge to you.

One that doesn't use pictures. Give it a go Froggo!

Death of a high pressure salesman.

That really motivated me. Nearly to vomit.